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A note to be noted for.

2007-12-04T18:37:00.001+08:00

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INVITATION TO MY BLOGDRIVE BLOGWARMING CHATPARTY

2005-04-01T14:23:00.000+08:00

You ols...

Hem ade buat blogwarming chatparty kat my new page at http://lealaurielle.blogdrive.com. Click jer kat sitiew tadik and it'll take u to my invitation entry mentry itiew... hehehehe! Suke suke suke! It's like one of those housewarming parties but only thing is that my party nih ala ala VIRTUAL and its a BLOGwarming party. Ehehehe - mainly we'll be doin' chats kat my TAGBOARD! Yaaaayyyy! Ehehehehe. Baca bebetul the invitation cards for the correct day date and time and location, nahh? Hope to see you guys there!!! Yaayyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Regards
Me!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

So long blogspot - here I come blogdrive!!!

2005-04-01T00:17:00.000+08:00

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... I HAVE MOVED TO A NEW BLOG PAGE!!!

I am hereby pleased to inform all of you, that I have moved to blogdrive.com with immediate effect, from now - April 1st, 2005.

There! Dah! FINALLY! After the tensi sana sini - doubt 50-50 sana sini, nahhh - mak berpindah juga! Dah dah - mek dinch mau tulis pepanjang kat sini. As from now, blogspot.com nih hanya akan jadik site nak refer apa apa past entries jer. For entries after 31st March, 2005 - ie. beginning April 1st, semuanya kat http://lealaurielle.blogdrive.com

Didn't get that, meh mak nak buat promosi besaq2...

CLICK HERE FOR MY NEW BLOG PAGE

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

It's 10.30pm - and I'm having DOUBTS!!!

2005-03-31T22:30:00.000+08:00

Dearest all -

Why do I suddenly have this 50-50 feelings about the 'move' tonight? Macam - tah lah. Tetiber terasa macam malas pulak nak pindah ke blogdrive. Why ek? Hmmmmm... Blogdrive site mek tu dah 99% siap dah. 1% would be my 1st entry there, which I'm gonna do later at midnight. Tapi, dahhhhh terasa 50-50 lah pulak. Tsk tsk tsk... why!?!? Can somebody peeeliizzzz tell me why am I so like this ek? Hmmmmmm *SIGH*

No - this is NOT me - just a face expression of me worryin', tu jer... tsk tsk tsk!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

It's CONFIRMED!!!

2005-03-30T23:39:00.000+08:00

Ladies and gentlemen - eheheh - announcing...

"I'm moving... " - NO, I didn't mean 'moving' as in berpindah dari Alor Star to somewhere else pulak - duh! I meant my bloggin' lah. Remember the kekonfiusion kak Temah hari itiew about bloggin' at blogspot or blogdrive? So I finally decided that I'm moving - to blogdrive.com - with immediate effect of April 1st. AND NO it's not APRIL FOOL ok! It's for real, JUST LIKE Siti Nurhaliza's Concert at Albert Hall itiew. See, mek moving also musti ade 'hari ini dalam sejarah'. Nanti kalau mek nak citerkan kat my cucu2 cicit2 semua about the great Lea Laurielle's move from blogspot to blogdrive, I can always relate ala ala "Ala, 50 tahun lepas, waktu cik Nurlea tu memuda, dia nak pindah alamat bloggin' nye, hari tu jugak Siti Nurhaliza, neneknye kepada Siti Nurbecha'ah Binti Seri Mat Tompol yang tgh top sekarang nih lah... buat concert di London's Royal Albert Hall..." and then my cucu2 cicit2 would go "Ahhhhh ooohhhhhhh eeekkk???" in full expressions only cucu2 cicit2 bebudak jer can do... :)

Ok ok - seriously, Yes - I'm moving again. Well, I finally figured out that I do not need to close my blogspot page. I can always redirect my visitors at my new blogdrive page to this blogspot. I've even made some links to my personal favorite entries. So u see, it's like when I moved out from myspace.com/blog thingie to my current blogspot page, I didn't completely left myspace. The account is still there and so does my old2 entries, even, my FIRST entry as a blogger.

Why am I moving? ONE VERY obvious reason - the 'auto-refreshed' tagboard - yes, peeps. Mek SANGGUP tukar ke blogdrive - self satisfactions I guess, and plus, senang nak chat kat tagboard macam itiew. I think I've already explained the tagboard reason dalam entry yang mek confused tu I think it was ike a day or two ago punye entry, kan?

Nih la sebabnye mek duduk diam dari buat any new entry lepas my milkshake entry last night itiew. Kisahnye - its like u have a new house; but u tak moved in lagi. U sumbat segala perabot mabot semua, kasik macam nampak fully furnished, baru best nak move in, correcto? That's what am doin'. Transfering some important links, buat banner, NO ENTRIES yet of course. Buat tagboard lah - redefining my side profile lah itu la ini la. HTML memang menyakitkan hati. Tapi memandangkan mek punye due date April 1st, that doesn't leave me much of a choice now, right? I nak kena jugak siapkan by esok. Sbb Friday 1st April - 00:00:00, mek nak release my FIRST msg at my tagboard - and my FIRST entry kat my new blogdrive.com page.

Ape urlnye? DINCH CERITS LAGIK! Tunggu esok! At the stroke of twelve midnight, URL baru itiew akan kupublish HERE at my blogspot.com dan official entry yaang menyatakan mek dah moved to a new bloggin' address akan ku publishkan also! Ehehehe.

I am sooo excited. Actually - mek baru feeling2 nak celebrate 1st month *Mac4th to April4th* kat blogspot. Nampak gayenye, terbantut lah jugak. I celebrated my 100th blog entry kat myspace. Bile la mek nak celebrate apa apa lagik concerning blogs? Nak keep up to track berape banyak blogs mek dah published, haiyoh - not unless if mek ade program yang leh tolong kire berape entries mek, mak tak akan kire nyeh - confirm penat! Terus nak pengsan lagik! Dahhh sepasal Mak Tok nak kena gi carik Marcus Schenkenberg to do mouth to mouth tongue to tongue rescue procedures... mueieuieueieueiue!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

My secret recipe... CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE!!!

2005-03-30T00:30:00.000+08:00

Dearest all,

Mek rase mek nak add another variety into my blogspot page lah u ols. You guys read my comments on Juara Lagu, The Star daily and the recent Academy Awards. Pastu you guys read my beauty queen life, with pageant stories and what not. You guys have read the truth about cabin crew - which also included my calit-lumpur-dimuka-sendiri entries about my sexperiences, kan? You guys dah also baca about my no-secrets smss and phone conversation entries also, kan? My daily life and pathetic swimming and jogging and the usual abang Burger daily stories, jgn cakap lah kan. Apa kata mek nak add a new area of interest. FOOD - and also healthy dietry habbits. And about recipes too, mainly desserts and also beverages.

Aiyoh - I'm worried lah. Page mek macam berubah mengikut musim,.. dah ala ala dari blogpage ex beauty queen, kepada page ex cabin crew, kepada page slut, kepada page sincere friendship bonds, to phonechats and sms reports, to now, hal ehwal masak memasak pulak dah!? Haiyoh! And all that happened within one month - nyeh, kalau blogpage mek tak hit top 5 dalam 2 bulan lagik di MALAYSIA TOP BLOG CHART, mek nak bunuh diri! Ehehe.

You guys tell me, apa yang tak der dlm page mek. Pasal beauty queen, ade. Pasal cabin crew, ade. Pasal sex, ade. Pasal adik2nyah2drag2diva2, ade. Pasal beauty pageant, ade. Pasal dresses and make up tips and what not, ade. Pasal makanan, ade. Pasal recipes, ade. APA LAGI TAK DAK!?!?!?! Oh I know - I belum include about marriage - jadik ala ala kaunselor rumahtanggapintutingkap gittiew...Ehehehe - Eh dah dah! Mek dah menyimpang jauh sesangat dah nih dari topic asal entry ini! OK! FOKUS! SUSU GONCANG a.ka. MILKSHAKE...ehehehe Ok ok.

Today I would like to share my favorite drink, Milkshake recipe yang my mom selalu buatkan kat mek waktu kecik2 dulu. Mek suke sangat2 chocolate milkshake. Teruja habis! Siape suke also? Cepat! Angkat fefetz anda!?! Ehehe, no, seriously. You ols suke also milkshake? But don't know the exact way of preparing it? Lets lah - nih recipe nye yer...

Alkesahnye, do you guys know that milk is actually good for you? Help yourself by reading this - I got it from Betty Crocker's Cookbook - meal guidelines.

Well - be sure to tune in here often as I will be updating on more healthy meal dietry facts nanti. At times blog mek nih also kena ade some serious posts. Like about cooking and what not - daily dietry habbits and what not. It's very important that people get right infos for themselve, and with Betty Crockers' help, I think I can just pull this one off in here - a blogpage where Lea reveals all the secrets behind good dietry schemes... :)

Sehingga kite ketemu lagi dalam episode yang akan datang, same blogpage url, different time different dates of course - I'm Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee! Byeee!...

Cheers!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Phonechat with Wazi... and mainly ABOUT R!

2005-03-29T23:48:00.000+08:00

Dearest all - Especially WAZI and R! I know the two of you might be reading this entry tomorrow (Wednesday)... so here goes!

I had a phone chat with a friend, Wazi. He’s like, my personal designer, image consultant thingie when I was in KL and we used to discussed a lot when it comes to me nak release new designs of evening dresses ke ape ke. He’s VERY particular when it comes to what I WEAR. We often got in to fights, biase lah – model fight ngan image consultant cum fashion designer. Most of the time I win though. Ehehe. Anyways, about Wazi. Multi talented person, he designs as well as menjahit also. Very very talented I say. Kuat gelak EVIL laugh dia kat mek! Suke tau dia tu ketawakan mek dulu! So anyways, enuff about his intro. Kang banyak2 riak pulak pak cik itiew!

^{So this is Wazi - I KNOW THIS PLACE - it's in...*beep*... Heheheh!}

So anyways, citernye entry nih pasal ptg tadi, he msged me kat my phone tadi *YES BOTH OF US HAVE THE SAME HP 7200!*And since mek malas nak type sms kat dia, mek called dia terus. We had some fun talking over the phone. Mau share some of the highlights of the conversation??? Lets! Here they are in point forms.

- Firstly we discussed about my dress yang dia dah altered ala ala jadik macam dress of the forest princess! While I made that dress last year as simple as possible, now, BOOM! Dahhh meletop! Dia pi tambah bunga2an kat baju itiew, turus, dahhh baju itiew dah ready utk dipakai oleh contestant MWU nanti! Eheheheh. Selamat!!! Miss flower girl! ekekeke

- Then we talked about his interview siang tadik with… with… erm, dahhh mek dah lupe dia gi interview apa tadik pagi. But he sounded happy with the interview, more or less like a "casual chat" katanye dalam phone tadik; like, instead of diinterview, dia rase macam dia buat casual chat jer dengan si penemuramah itiew.. Well, I hope dia dapat keje itiew sebab dia pun dah lama tak keje. Memang mek dok doakan dia dapat keje pun, kesian jugak aku tgk kadang2.

- Pastu we talked about my shitty day/evening at the office and stuffs like my skirting kereta itiew STILL tak sampai2! Sentaps ok! - boring topic.

- Then Wazi passed the phone to a friend of mine, A – surprisingly A tak kenal suara mek? Sentap ok! Very der! Ehehehe – katanye A dah bercinta!?!? Tau tau bercinta dengan orang

SINGAPORE

? Ape kes? Mana nye kata dah jadik straight?? Sudah bengkok balik ka? Haiyoh! Tapi, whatever it is, me wish u all the best and that you’re happy A. Kawan mek happy, straight ka, bengkok ka, lembik ka, gagah perkasa ka, kalau kawan mek happy, mek turut happy…

- THEN!!! We talked about… how kawan mek nih ALSO mau tukar kereta katanye!!! Si R nih nak tukar kereta – and guess what? VIOS ALSO!!! Such a coincident! Tapi mek tetap nak buat statement! R – ko ALLLLWAYYYSSSSS nak tiru mek kan? Mek nak berambut panjang, ko pun feeeeeeeeeeeling nak berambut panjang. Mek pakai dress, ko also FEEEEEEEEEEEEEELING nak pakai dress – tau tau mek nak amik VIOS satu – nah!!! Dia also nak VIOS! Chit! Suke tiru mek. Kalau ade peluang untuk bunuh mak dan jadikkan diri kau macam mak, ratu diva, rasenye, ko dah lama buat, kan R? Eheheheheeh – anyways, memang secara kebetulan jer si R nih pun nak beli VIOS macam mek. Tapi yang PENTING – shuben ala ala belikkan kereta itiew!!! Mek teruja dengan ponen R nih tau. Walaupun shuben dia itiew ala ala bergelar EX lover, tapi, dia TETAP membelikan kerets itiew. Mek sentap lah dengan R nih. MSG UNTUK R DARI MEK - "Hoi R! Aku tau hang dok baca blog aku…

cuba

hang habaq sikit ‘kokyah’ apa hang guna kat si J tu ha sampai bilemana bergelar ex MASIH dia sayang dan sanggup nih bergadai nyawa belikkan Vios kat hang? Walhal hang tu ala ala EX dah dengan dia. .Chis! Nih mesti kes cik loi dalam bilik si J walaupun dah bercerai… mak tau! Ala ala kes service baiks lah? Kexi lah ko nyeh!" Ehehehehe.

Macam kasar jer kan mek sound si R nih, kan? Biar lah.Cantik ke dia mek nak maki elok2 kat dia? Sah sah dia lagik kuat caras mek, depan2 pulak itiew. Janji mek buat belakang2, kan Wazi kan kan kan???

Tapi memang waktu kat KL dulu, R dengan mek memang kuat melawak gaduh2 pun. Suka ala ala tarik2 rambut sambil wrestling kat umah Wazi. Ehehehe – I missed R…

So itu la dia tuan2 dan puan2, short entry about phone conversation mek dengan Wazi for 16 minutes plus itiew. Mampos lah bill mek! Eheheh – tak pa. Once in a blue moon call my Wazi, tak salah la kan? Haaa! R! Dah si J tu dok baik lagik tu, cuba hang mintak dia belikkan prepaid RM1000 – leh call mek!?! Kan? Ehehehe – kidding hon…

^{To R and Wazi – I missed you two. Not to mention Bonnie – I missed u girl… shit I’m in tears. F**k… no no its not one of those drama queen scenes again nah. Mek bebetul in tears nih!…}

I could go on and on citer pasal me, R and Wazie – tapi tak per, as requested, mek akan buat entry itiew nenanti. Mek buat pasal phone conversation nih jer dulu… till then… cheers!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

It took me more than 12 hours to post this entry - I wonder why? Hmmm

2005-03-29T22:44:00.000+08:00

Tuesday March 29, 2005, 7:03am

Dearest all...
I’m up!!! Surprisingly today I woke up at 6.30am, dan tak mengantuk. Walhal I slept at around 2am. Eh, wait a minute. I slept at around 1.15am lah lepas mek buat entry pasal sms G itiew. Oh so that explains. Anyways, the point is I woke up sunggoh tak liat this morning. So what I did was I made full use out of it. Mek had an early morning shower… lepas itiew mek solat subuh and then mek baca 2 surahs ok this morning and tadaaaa! Mek dah masuk juzu’ ke 28 dah. Yes! 2 juzu’ lagi and mek nak kena habiskan BEFORE April 10th. WHY? Sbb my mom nak buat kenduri kesyukuran apa tah on the 10th tu, so ade la baca Yassin and what not. I guess it’ll be a great time for me to do my Sakhatam Al-Quran kali ke 6 nih together. Lebih ramai manusia, lebih banyak pahala semua dapat.

And I was like at first a bit like shy shy and worried like, khatam depan org ramai- like hellow??? The first 3 times mek sakhatam memang lah depan orang ramai sbb waktu tu it was like a whole bunch of us students sakhatam reramai so nothing to worry much pun. And the last 2 times mek sakhatam was like alone and only under my own supervisions. And the 5th time mek sakhatam was way back in 1999. So u see, it’s been like 5 years gap dan perasaan segan itiew ade lah jugak. Tetambah lagi my mom told me daddy had invited student2 Mahad Tahfiz Kedah to come along. HAIYOH! That’s it! I was like, woohhooo! BUDAK MAHAD TAHFIZ!?!?!? Aren’t they the ones yang bukan sekadar baca Quran, but MENGHAFAL AL QURAN!? Like hafal al quran is like at their finger tips? Like what if I salah baca during the majlis, what if itu what if ini…

Tapi everything sort of like changed and me like, ok lah kalau nak buat sakhatam al quran itu while those mahad tahfiz students ade sekali. Why I ok about it? 2 main reasons.
-Budak2 Mahad Tahfiz itiew, all of them baru status students. Ade also yang berterabur baca. They are not like those seniors yang dah ade kat Al Azhar or Alexandria ke ape ke… so more or less kurang lah sikit kegementaran mek nanti itiew. So like mak tok said during breakfast tadik “Nak risau/segan apa…” Haaa gittu.
-2nd reason is… majority bebudak Mahad Tahfiz tu muda2 dari mek. Eh, no no – that’s not a point. Eehehe. My 2nd point would be, ade 3 4 orang bebudak Mahad Tahfiz Kedah itiew, yang can diew can diew. Can snap2 pics!!! Aiyoh! Belum apa apa lagik mek dah buat dosa kering ala ala kerana berfikiran seperti itiew. Bukannye pikir pasal nak sakhatam alquran. Ehehehe

It’s 7.23am. Me still terbongkang atas katil, yes, go figure. Me typed this entry kat my laptop. Nanti jer lah mek ala ala publish it kat net. For now mek ala ala save duliew dalam floppy mek! Ehehehe. Ape lagik mek nak citer tah. Tadi macam banyak sangat idea nak citer.

Oh yes. Imagine… semalam, mek rase mek tidur ala ala tak nyenyak lah. Mek rase rasenye sebab the hot weather semalam. Imagine. I offkan aircond dlm my room at I think 1/2hour lepas mek tidur. Meaning, mek tersedar dari tidur like 1/2 hour lepas mek tidur itiew, mek terasa a bit sejuk, so mek offkan jer lah air cond itiew. NAH!!!! Tak sampai 1/2 jam also, mek dah rimas, berpeluh. Dah tersedar balik, on balik the bloody air cond. Pastu same thing again. Mek tersedar lepas itiew, sejuk pulak. Off pulak. Pastu tersedar balik, panas pulak… haiyoh! Tensi ok!!! Awat cuaca macam tu sekali punye panas walaupun dah start hujan lately nih. Tsk tsk tsk. Tensi tensi! Eheheeh.

Today ala ala mek nak tunggu itu org from that accessories shop itiew - no girls, not accessories jewelleries choker semua itiew. Accessories kerete lah sayang oi. Dia janji nak call mek hari nih, sbb skirting yang sampai kat kedai itiew kan yang bukan utk Aerosports punye – standard Kenari punye skirting. Haiyoh. Kalau hari ini masih tak leh fix my car, mek akan rakusly sentap ok!

And also, mek ala ala bersemangat waja nak gi keje awal hari nih, ala ala macam kes bukak kedai dulu macam ade suatu ketika in time itiew, kan mek ala ala gi office, org pertama bukak kedai… ehehe. Mujur tak kena mop the floor sweep the chimney and wash the windows sekali… eheheh – chimney nih! Ehehehe, ape aku pikir Cinderella ke aku nih? Well I could be one though… ehehehe….fweeeeeeeeeeeling kan? And its only 7.30am!!! Eheheheh. Imagine what will you guys have to put up for today, kalau dah at 7.30am mek dah start berangan! Ehhehehe. Good luck! Anyways… hmmm… mek dah ketandusan idea. Mek nak make my bed, open up my windows, smell the fresh air morning breeze, and most probably take another shower, panas sundel! So – I’ll just save this one in my floppy and will have it published shortly… ehehehe… Tak pe. I’ll amend the timings later kat blogspot itiew. Bukanye susah pun…. Eheheh. Ok peeps. Take care for now… 7.33am!!!

5.45pm - same day - same date - same LOCATION
Surprise surprise it’s 5.45pm and this entry is STILL not published. I wonder why. Now let me see. This morning, after I arrived at the office at around 9.30am, I was like busy with some stuffs and then running here and there to meet some people. Pastu I was like ok and not busy somewhere around 11am plus. That’s when I had some chat over at msn with my friends. Still mek dinch publish this entry, sbb busy chatting. Ingatkan nak buat during lunch break, tau tau mek kena gi bank settle some loan stuffs. Pastu balik umah, since today mek bebetul puasa, so I was like thinking, balik nak rest for awhile before heading back to the office. Tapi ado? By 2.30 mek dah selayazzz dinch ke office mek. Cuma ptg sikit jer at 4pm mek gi kejap, tu pun sebab ade hal kat office and ptg nih memang mood mek dinch ok. Memang mood turned off sangat, adalah, pasal work and some other stuffs, and pasal skirting kenari mek DINCH sampai lagik! So dengan sentap nye mek balik lah ke umah. Tidur japs… pastu now, baru bangun, at 7pm, nak siap2. Malam nih kan ada itu baca baca quran tadarus family itiew. So mek siap awal2, amik air sembahyang and sementara tunggu nak solat Maghrib, and berbuka puasa, mek rase mek nak habiskan blog pasal hari ni. Well now that its over, dah, selesesai. Malam karang mek akan posting kan bendealah nih.

Another boring entry...

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

SMS with Miss G!!!

2005-03-28T23:45:00.000+08:00

Dearest all - macam mana mek boleh lupe pasal hal ini. Mujur teringat, or else - dah lasam pulak citer nih nanti. Sebelum G sebarkan, baik mek sebarkan dulu... ehehehe

This one I HAVE to share it in here. Miss G, sorry darlin' .Mek rase pujian miew itiew harus ku warwarkan kepada dunia - menunjukkan bahawasanye u ols yang memang punye hati mulia memuji mek walaupun dalam sms aje. Mek sunggoh terharu dan teruja. Ish - betoi ka penggunaan teruja dalam context ini nih!?!?! Plus, mek nak kena blogkan sms ini sebagai entry mek sebab mek dinch ade entry menariques - so, kerna kes terpaksa lah inih! Ehehehe. Ala G, lagipun, mek lama tak carutz muka hang kat blog mek. So mek buat nih terang2 dan mek type sekali ape mek rase about our sms session itiew. Hope u ols dinch marah...

I was getting ready for shower just now, lepas dinner, when my Nokia 7200 started membunyikan in-coming-msg-signal... It was from Ginger de la Loca- ape lah dia nak agaknye!

"Gal, mek nak ko answer this: A sportsman, an actor, a politician & a businessman. Who would you choose to be your man & why?" - Sender: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:35:02pm 28-03-2005

^{OH MY GOD! Ginger de la Loca - askin' me to answer a q?!?!?!? Owh my good lord!!! Who does she think she is? Tak pa - mek kasik chan. Bukannye selalu dia tanye mek soalan pon... Anyways, it was a tough q. Tricky I say. Macam, hmmm - it took me like, erm, less than 5 minutes utk berfikir dan terus type the reply}

":-) I would most definitely pick a politician to be my man, as a politician is capable of being a businessman - very fine example, my dad. And if Arnold can prove to be a great politican after started things off as an actor, I'm sure my politician guy can be a great actor too. And of course, he could be a sportsman too you know, in bed and out of bed. SO you see, my politican man can be anything he wants, as he is however, a great politican..." - Recipient: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:40:13pm 28-03-2005

^{Tah lah - jawapan merepek ape lah aku kasik kat dia. Tu lepas berfikir sejenak. Buatnye soalan itiew bebetul dalam contest and dapat kat mek, confirm mek menangis tak tahu nak jawab... So much for Miss brainy of the year la kan? Eheheh - mesti dia reply maki muka aku balik dengan jawapan kezi cam ni... tibe2???}

"Meletop! Mek sentap. Very good points though. Very good cunt!" - Sender: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:44:50pm 28-03-2005

^{E-eh? Meletop ke? Haiyoh!!! Ex Miss Universe/Miss Intelligent 2003 yang dah kalahkan mek sampai mek terguling2 nangis sbb dapat 2nd runner-up puji mek!?!?! HAIYOH!!!!!!! Mek dah riak! Mek dah feeling2 lambai2an Miss kat dlm bilik mek depan cermin! How sad and pathetic can I get? Tapi sial kan dia - dah puji mek, dah mek jawap soalan dia, dia maki mek CUNT pulak. Tapi tak pe, as always, mek take it as a compliment also. Mana mau carik CUNT with BRAINS and LOOKS like me? KAN G!?!?! HAHAHAHA! Haiyoh! Riak sangat. Tapi HAKIKATnye mek tetap membalas sms dia dengan tone ala ala merendahkan diri itiew...}

"What was that Q for anyways? Ala girl, me just jwb bodoh2 jer. Tah2 another pointless and running around the bush answer..." - Recipient: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:43:19pm 28-03-2005

^{It took G 5 minutes jugak nak reply sms mek; dengan reason kenape dia tanye mek soalan itiew. Adekah dia nak test otak lembab mek nih? Ke dia memang nak tgk ape jawapan aku for that q - kindda hard q anyways...}

"Saje je mek nak tanye ko. Tak leh ka? I came across the q and thought it'll be good to share it with you. It was a very beautiful answer gal. Definitely your best yet. Mek very impressed" - Sender: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:48:43pm 28-03-2005

^{Motif nak SHARE dengan mek dan memuji2 mek dengan jawapan tak seberapa itiew??? Hmmm - mesti kes nak sabo mek. Eehehe - Feeling kan? Ehehe. Enuff said about G and her pathetic intention- This entry is not about G or why she sent me the sms or what she thinks of my answer to her pathetic question - it's about ME AND MY BRAINY BEAUTIFUL INTELLIGENT ANSWER!!!}

"Awwww, thanks! I'm in tears. Now move away fatso! Make way for the new Miss Intelligent cum Miss World Universe 2005! Move move! You're blocking the camera!!!" - Recipient: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:49:20pm 28-03-2005

^{One SECOND I was a beautiful talented charming beauty queen with a brain and less attitude - and the next MINUTE!? I'm a stone-cold-ice-queen-bitch from hell! Hehehehehe - I just love this dramas... Hehehe}

"E-eh, a moment like this la?" - Sender: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:55:03pm 28-03-2005

^{At this point however I was already in my bathroom. Irritating jugak pompuan nih - saje nak menyentapkan aku. Nak buat 'business' pun tak tenang... jadik, apa lagik! Mek terus serang hendap laser maser semue lah... sambil melakukan transaksi... :)}

"Hish apa lagi nih! Mek tgh dicrownkan ni! Move away I say, move! You're in my limelight, BITCH! *sambil menolak kau ketepi lalu kau jatuh tertungging dan mek pun terus duduk atas toilet bowl and starts shitting...* Told you to move over. Don't say I didn't warn you..." - Recipient: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:56:22pm 28-03-2005

Hehehe - terus diam and minutes later dia hanya balas - "KEXI!!!" to me... mek dinch balas pun. Boy, will she be surprised to baca this entry! PADAN ngan muka dia yang mengaku sendiri "AKU DAH LAMA TAK MASUK BLOG HANG LA L" - said G kat msn siang tadik... Tapi seriously, soalan itiew memang a bit susah - tricky jugak. And I am a bit terharu when of all people, G tanye mek jugak... mek terharu! Teruja! Terkasima!! Eheheheeh...

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Blogspot - Blogdrive - I'm so confused!

2005-03-28T23:05:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...

Haiyoh! Dari ptg tadik ok! Mek ala ala fonkiused teramatz sangatz. I mean, I have been with blogspot for nearly a month now. And lagi lama mek dengan blogspot, mek makin banyak dapat tahu blogdrive lebih best. Tapi ade kelebihan blogspot yang tak dapat blogdrive tandingi... like sebagai contoh la kan. Blogspot memang bagus utk starters like me - senang dan mudah for ppl like me to understand. Aside from the html codings yang maha mengomfusekan itiew, selection template blogdrive addinch lah sangat. Tapi whats good about blogdrive, dan yang forever akan mek makan hati sekiranye mek tak pindah ke blogdrive soon, would be the tagboard yang auto refreshed di blogdrive itiew. Macam kat blogspot, nak kena subscribe ape bende tah for enchanced tagboard with auto refresh itiew.... haiyoh! Mek sungguh tensi dan fongki!

Lepas dinner - solat Maghrib, pastu terus set up account kat blogdrive. Tapi memandangkan blogdrive punye server ala ala slow mlow makngot sangat2, mek ala ala so turned off. Tapi mek dah ade account la. Kire tunggu nak create blog ja and start posting my entry. Mek feeling2 budget mek nak siapkan semua layout semua dulu - bla bla bla - then, March 4th nih, genaplah sebulan mek kat blogspot, dan maka dengan hari itiew, insyaAllah - kalau semue dah siap, my side column, my designs and layout, with links and pics and what not ready, baru mek buat ala ala upacara rasmi blogkan entry pertama mek kat blogdrive itu. Maybe ikut ala ala Mirch, do his Toh Puan Sri Cinta punye ucapan parliament itiew. I don't know lah *sigh* - so many things to learn about htmls and also blogdrive - but for the sake of the tagboard, mek sanggup start from scratch and learn everything I need to know - YES, on my own... ehehe. With a little help of course from people like yang dah memang sememangnye buat bloggin' kat blogdrive... SHERITA - Mek perlukan bantuan u ols!

Then , lepas tu, sentap kesahnye mek sebab server slow dan tak dapat figure out apa nak buat itu ini salah, lepas Isya'... and after cursing my pc tibe2 *owh u poor baby... sorry nah! I didn't mean to maki u but I was so pissed- GILE KE APE CAKAP NGAN PC SENGSORANG NIH?* so anyways, lepas itiew, mek dinch mau masuk online/on pc balik. Instead, mek amik laptop gile mek tu which is now ok - tadik gile sbb tak recharge battnye...kaedah!? So amik laptop - dengan orange juice mek segelas, and some cookies, mek tgk vcd kat laptop itiew.

^{First mek watched "AIRSPEED" - IMAGINE your father is one of the richest and most powerfull men in the world. IMAGINE never wanting for anything from the day you were born. IMAGINE flying to meet your father in your own luxuriously appointed private B727. Life just doesn't get any better. But if can get a whole lot worse! Now IMAGINE YOUR STATE OF THE ART jetliner in involved in a freak mid-air accident, and one catastrophe after another leaves you as the only surviving individual on an aircraft hurtling out of control. IMAGINE that your radio communication link with ground control is suddenly severed. NOW IMAGINE you're 13 years old! For one spoilt young lady, life suddenly got a whole lot worse in this tension filled thriller with a tour de force acting performances from young Elishia Cuthbert, and we watch in awe as one dramatic rescue attempt after another meets with failure. What is to be Nicole's fate to learn that money cannot buy a good life. Or will she learn that all the money in the world may not buy her life at all!!!}

^{Then mek tgk "A BUGS LIFE" - sapa tak tau citer nih memang sedeh lah! Memang harus dipukul sehingga menyebabkan tak leh bertanding miss lagik... EH?}

Ehehehe - sukenye bile dapat tgk vcd2 lama ini... ehehehe. Lepas dah lenguh tgk vcd kat laptop - ala ala terus bosan, dengan tetiber mengantuksnye semue cukup nih - mek gagahkan kembalik duduk depan pc nih sbb memang nak kena finish up some papers for tomorrow. Ade nak faxkan ke org tua itiew di KL itiew... So, here I am lor... Erm... mek selalu habiskan entry mek macamz ala alaz tergantungz, kan? Hmmm - staaaill mek la itiew. Dinch tir tir! Ehehe

Owh well - me gonna settle some stuffs kat Microsoft Words nih kojaps - pastu, eden mau tidur. Early lah pulak mek tidur malam nih. Hmmmm - nevermind. Kalau dinch mau tidur, mek rase I wanna give it another shot - gi tgk2 kejap kat blogdrive tu. Kalau tak pening sesangat dah, and tak leh nak paham satu haprak also, I think - tu tandanye mek perlu gedebummmm tidur dan SHERITS!!! NANAK BANTUAN U OLS!!!! Aha! Tak pun si EJ itiew - Tapi masalahnye EJ dinch masuk blogspot mek. Hmmmm - I wonder siape lagik mek boleh mintak2 tolong. Well I guess I'll just have to pusing pi mai pi mai seeking help lah kot... heehhee. Till then, goodnights u ols!!!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Updates at fotopages.com!!!

2005-03-28T16:34:00.000+08:00

Dearest peeps...

My fotopages dah diupdatedkan dah!!! Hmmm, tak gheti2 nak gi tgk dah comment? Tsk tsk tsk - donno how? Haiyah - allllways I say allllways nak dispoon feedkan, kan!? Tak per tak per - since I'm very nice and pretty, ehehe,.. click HERE and you'll be on your way to my photos at fotopages.com! Enjoy!

NOW BACK TO WORK! Sedeh... Muieueiueieue

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Entry typed at 11.50am - Entry POSTED at 3.45pm - APE KES?!?!

2005-03-28T03:45:00.000+08:00

Dearest all,

*11.50am- take note of the time pls*
It's Monday... oh how I hated Mondays when I was in KL last time. Why? Monday would be the day of all days in the week. Mula lah jam, mulalah sebok sana sini... itu la ini lah. Why? Sbb Monday is the first day of the week. But thank goodness here in Kedah, Monday is just another weekday. Ehehehe - Since our week starts on Saturday apparently. So today, me got up to a fresh start, early. 6.45am mek dah up for Subuh and another Surah kat Quran tu.

Betul lah kata org tua2. Bile baca Quran dah nak masuk last2 juzu' s nih, haiyoh - dugaan yang maha dasyat. Not to mention about the slowmowness sbb ayat2 didalam surah2/juzu'2 terakhir itiew, very the pendek2 ones. Theoratically, kalau dah ayatz tu pendek2, lagi cepat la baca, kan? Teneeettt!!! WRONG! Lagi pendek ayatz2 itiew, practically and proven that, it's gonna take us readers a bit of our time and eventually would lead us to being slow. Bile ayat2 itiew pendek, you tend to read cepat, correct? Dan kerana nak baca cepat ayat2 pendek itiew, that's when you salah tajwid hukum hakamnye... eh, what is this? Soal jawab hukum hakam agama kers? Haiyoh - lets! CEPAT SEMUE! Cepat pakai songkok/ketayap/tudung/purdah! Ehehehehe

So lepas tu, mek tidur sekejaps kembalik - mengantuks sangat. Woke up again by 9am, read today's newspaper. Lepas itiew, supposed nak gi hantar my car utk fix the skirting depan yang fiberoptic bumper itiew today, kan? Remember? DAHHHH supplier dinch hantar part itiew lagi ke kedai. Dah pepagi sentap menyentaps dah! Ehehe - lepas itiew, since mek decided nak gi kerej after lunch, mek offered lah diri mek nak mengajar itiew new maid itiew, 3 dishes yang I suke dan I nak dia belajar it from me. My mom ala ala relax goyang kaki sambil chitchat gossip AMT dengan Mak Tok - AMT = Ahli Mesyuarat Tingkap lah! Eheheh - Ape mek ajar dia? Siput lala rebus masak kicap, daging goreng rangup dan juga kari ikan.

^{Kari ikan - yummy!}

^{Siput lala lebus masak kicap - my favo!}

^{Astaga! Lihatlah dapur ala ala tongkang pecah kiew?!?!? Macam mana my mom tak beleter?}

^{This is QUITE normal bile NURLEA turun padang dan memasak - ALWAYS semak!}

Nyeh, kaedahnye me dah started puasa hari nih dari pagi - Tapi? ADO!? Dah tu, time2 tgh memasak, mesti ade itiew upacara rasa merasa sampai telan dan tidak hanya sekadar merasa, nahhh - apa lagik... puasa nan ado lah. Terus mek masak pulak roti air panas, makan ngan susu pekat sementara menunggu my masakan lunch itiew siap dimasak.... Sedap woooo! Gambaqs? Nih ha ade satu pic menunjukkan what I had for berbuka puasa at 10.50am! Ehehehe

^{A glass of orange juice Peel Fresh, my cutleries and the roti air-panas}

Nak tgk lelebih pics? Tau tau saja dimana ya... kalau tak di SINI. Tapi kalau tak der tu, sabaq sat la nah - sbb mek updated my blog first, baru lepas tu nak update fotopages. As usual, nanti once mek dah updated my fotopages, nanti mek buat entry notifying u ols, nah? Ehehehe....

I've added some new bloggers links from my page - ade yang menarik2 ok. Seronok membaca. Yerlah, asyik dok menaip jer keje menulis citer yang nan ado, sekali sekali bile dok pi baca blog org, menarik jugak, kan? Especially like yesterday and the day before kan my life was like upside down sbb dinch ade story morry dan tema baru untuk blog dan fotopages. So mek mengambil kesempatan itiew untuk blog hopping dan see- I discovered some new interesting sites... contoh2nya...

-Che Ngah - a page about Che Ngah and her stories to be remembered... - and also about cakes!!!! YUMMY!!!! Motherly page...

-Sumie - a blog all about what Sumie's been doin' at home - practically reviewing on Idola Amerika! Eheheh

And others... check it out...

Ok now - time to go and fetch my niece from kindergarten. Lepas itiew, lunch! Lepas itiew... jadik ular sawo sleeping beauty japs before Zohor and the afterwards, office lah! Mana lagik! Ehehehe Adios!
*12.10noon- and still haven't posted this entry*

*3.19pm*
REASON being - just now, mek tak posted the entry sbb mek belum habis insert pics. Ingatkan lepas lunch nak buat la. Nahhh - lepas lunch jadik ular sawo, terus... pastu woke up and gaya nak gi office, I had to go to the kedai kereta; they called and said they've ordered the wrong skirting. Skirting itiew utk Kenari biase, not for Aerosports like mine - mek sentap! Mek terus gi la kedai itiew. Gaduh pi gaduh mai, ptg nih jugak mek nak depa reconfirm bila boleh buat. Kalau idak, I want back my RM100 deposit itiew... cam sial dak? Sampai office, nah... ade client gaduh ngan my punye staff, kata mek punye staff salah buat keje. Mek check pi check mai - nah haiii! Bukan salah staff mek - salah dia lah. She booked a flight with us MAS nak ke Lgk from KL next month - dia dok kata the printed copy itiew salah, mek ala ala check, memang betoi lah ape staff mek nih typed, dia kata salah sbb April 12th is not Tuesday. Mek check lah, sah, April 12th MEMANG Tuesday, apa nak gaduh? - Nah! Dia pi tgk May punye calender, siape yang ngok sekarang? Ehehehe

So now baru lah mek dapat duduk dengan tenteram SEKEJAP, untuk nak habiskan entry ini. Sedeh dak? Entry ini adelah entry dalam masa terlama mek nak hit the buttom PUBLISH POST... ehehe...

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Midblog crisis - CODE RED!

2005-03-27T23:11:00.000+08:00

Dearest all,
It's amazing to know that I still DO have readers viewing/reading my old'blogs at myspace.com.

Let's enlarge the digits now shall we?

These counter started way back last year in November kot when I first started writing kat myspace.com punye blog area. I wish blogspot can keep track macam nih, from views per day, to weeks to total - syok kan tgk numbers bebanyak cam itiew? Ehehehehe...

What's the moral of the story binti entry ini? - clever! I'm bored! With NO items for my fotopages - with no new stories here at my blog... I'm dooommedd! Boring siut today. It rained when me and my three adorable anak buahs gi swimming ptg tadik - I hentam aje la labu... swim jugak dengan bebudak tu despite the heavy rain. Tapi lepas tu stopped when it started to like ber guruh kilat semua. Then - balik, had dinner - watched 'drama' dengan my mom and mak tok - WHAT A LIFE! Then... hmmm... apa lagi ek? Owh - I erm... urgh! HELP! I'm so blur I couldn't even write anything! I think I'll just go and eat again! AND THEN BOOOMMM tidur!

See ya when I see ya!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

After lunch, just before shower, definitely before Zohor - AND! before back to WORK! Sedeh!

2005-03-27T13:54:00.000+08:00

For the first time in 2 weeks - Mek tak der item utk my fotopages. Ape kes!!?!?!? Mek masih belum ade entry untuk TODAY March 27th, 2005. How sad can that get?

Me at home now, it's 1.58pm. Baru lepas lunch... *bbbuurrrpp- excuse me*. Tgh duduk2 lepak2 kejaps before I hit the shower and then sembahyang Zohor. Thought of jenguk2 kejap my pages.

About my fotopages itiew. Imagine?!? Me tak der item nak taruh? Astaga! That is like soooo sooo not me. Hmmm - ptg nih I might go swimming with my three adorable anak buahs. Maybe I snap pics bebudak itiew kots. See la how.

Haiyoh that indon maid itiew, memang wooo pandai masak. Kenyang maha zaaastt again me today. Dah la my mom ajar dia buat that minced meat with mix vege itiew, haiyoh! THAT'S IT! Hmmmm - speaking of food, maybe I should have snapped the pics of those mouth-watering, delicious lauk pauk for lunch tadik, kan? Hmmm.. chis... melepas. Owh, I can go and take 'em out of the fridge now and snap those pics? But wait - tak per tak per. Dinner karang ade, kan? Ehehehe

Oh last night I watch "Garfield the Movie".

Yeah yeah yeah, I know I know - movie lama tapi nak buat cam mano, mek baru tergerak wanna watch it. The thing is with me about movies, I watch anything, I ikut mood. Ade kalenye tu, ade movies dah nak masuk 2 tahun tuanya, baru mek nak watch it. Contoh? Hmmm. Let me see - banyak lah! Cannot think. My otak dinch berfungsi tatkala perut tgh kenyang... duh? So anyways, ade some of my friends told me that Garfield macam boring bosan and what not - true enough tapi I remembered I had some VERY good laughs. Can't remember which part but it was sure a biggy wiggy laugh, ok! Eheheh

K la peeps - time to hit the shower and then pray and then balik ke office sebelum itiew big boss calls and check on me! Till then - adios peeps!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

When people sleep, I work...

2005-03-27T11:59:00.000+08:00

WHY?!?! Why am I cursed to be in such life? *Just lucky I guess* Even when I was in MAS; people sleep, I work. When I sleep, people sleep too. However there WERE times when I sleep, people work... na na na na naaa naa!

But sadly, like today - it's SUNDAY! And being in Kedah, well, we WORK on Sundays. It's like Sundays here means Tuesdays in KL! The math is something like this...

Well I'm sure ade kebaikkan dan keburukkan nye - lain org lain pandangan, right or not? So lets not dwell much upon this facts. Lets talk more about, HOW I HAVE TO WORK ON SUNDAYS!?!?!?!?!

Oh well - enough grumpy mumpy... ehehehe. Yeap. I had an early start today. Ade some people wanted to meet me up - ade hal pasal the kes the HRH The Sultan of Kedah and also HRH The Sultanah of Kedah *the newly crowned Cik Puan Muda Kedah itiew la, the second wife itiew!* and around 10 Kedah state civil servants gi Melbourne for 5 days kot, they just got back. So this fellas yang jumpe I kat office nih tadik, balik, ala ala gossip la sundelll! Gossip about what? WELL, since the trip to Melbourne was NOT under my company, and it was handled by some unprofessional and newbie company, I decided to mintak tolong some of my uncle2 friends nih tolong sokseksoksek tgk2kan about the services - the smoothness about the whole trip... wanna know something? BERTERABUR BERKECERAMUK LINTANG PUNGKANG! Procedures out, protocols ade yang ingat ade yang lupa... ape nih? I know my company could do better lar! Haiyoh! Mek sentap. It was a big deal and my biggy ol' man *bapakkiew* had to turn down the offer, simply, WHY!?!?! "Saje je. Malas la nak handle trips macam tu. Biar lah org lain merasa sama how it feels like melayan kerenah royalties" EEEWWWW - THAT was HIS REASON!?!? God! I boleh buat sendiri ok trip tu, meaning, I tag along! Haiyoh!!! Well, this deal happened in January, remember, January me belum lagik masuk company. Ehehe - so go figured why daddy had to do the decision? Correcto. Kalau mek dah ade dlm company nih since January, haiyoh! CONFIRM mek baru habis buat entry "ROYAL TRIP TO MELBOURNE" Giiiiiittuuuuhh!!!

So these people tadik selain gossip mossip dengan, we had breakfast kat Holiday Villa - which reminds me, hmmm - belum kudapat lagik jawapan pasal position yang ku apply itiew? Hmmm - Pelangi pun tak reply pe pe lagi. When did I apply for Pelangi? Ehh - oopps! Pecah lobangla pulak. Sajjeee je u ols... hem apply2 for fun fun mun mun! Ehehehe

Owh loook! Its nearly lunch hour - 11.59am - Well, I think I balik umah, help myself to a good meal *lunch* and then lepas tidur sejenak, mandi sejenak, sembahyang sejenak - I come back to the office nah? Kalau bohsan2 mek buat jer lah pe pe entry lagi, nah? Till then... take care!

PS - Hari nih mek memang kena be in the office sampai petang sundel! Dinch boleh kona2. Bapak dah bising wooooo! Hehehehe...

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Love at first sight

2005-03-26T23:01:00.000+08:00

*^{http://www.netpoets.com/poems/love/1520002.htm}

Dearest all...
Do you guys believe in Love At First Sight? I do actually, sadly... - and somemore it's even sickening to know that you have fallen in love at first sight with a wrong guy... go figure!

I've searched far and wide, in the internet of course *hehehehe* for the exact definition of "love at first sight" but I guess I prefer to do my own definition - the more simpler definition, mengikut theory mek lah! Eheheh - walhal tak dapat jumpe pon the exact definition - banyak sangat!

KAMUS BAHASA BASIC LEA
Love : The feeling of care, like, - suke, cinta, sayang, - cam tu lah lebey kughang!
At first sight : Immediate - sepintas lalu? On the spot - there and then... aha! Cam tu lah!

But seriously...
Talking about the word LOVE. Now, according to the online dictionary of Merriam-Webster, the word Love means...

Main Entry: ¹love
Pronunciation: 'l&v
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English lufu; akin to Old High German luba love, Old English lEof dear, Latin lubEre, libEre to please
1 a (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties love for a child> (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests <love for his old schoolmates> b : an assurance of love love>
2 : warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion <love of the sea>
3 a : the object of attachment, devotion, or admirationlove> b (1) : a beloved person : DARLING -- often used as a term of endearment (2) British -- used as an informal term of address
4 a : unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1) : the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2) : brotherly concern for others b : a person's adoration of God
5 : a god or personification of love
6 : an amorous episode : LOVE AFFAIR
7 : the sexual embrace : COPULATION
8 : a score of zero (as in tennis)
9 capitalized, Christian Science : GOD
- at love : holding one's opponent scoreless in tennis
- in love : inspired by affection

Alahai - dah terlebeh serious pulak dah- How lah? Ah hah!!! NOW mek dah garu kepala - pening sikit - APE MOTIF entry ni!?!?!

Love At First Sight - it's like this - in my own words lah nah. Couple of days back I happened to 'met' someone. THERE YOU GO! Waktu itiew la me felt that "Owh my GOD I love him! I love everything about him! - ^{*as for that time lah kan*} - I loved his sweet manly looks, I loved his vacabs... I loved his smile... I loved the way he talks... *sigh* Cair siut!" Ontah lah - mek pun fongkiused. Coz u see, there are at times when you happened to fell in love with the WRONG Mr Right - boy that's a bit scarrrryy huh? Ehehehe. So happened that another friend of mine told me that This Guy that I'm madly deeply in love with - is actually my wrong Mr Right; kirenye macam Mr. Wrong lah...

I don't think "HE" knows that I have fallen head over heals terhadapnye. To him, I nih maybe just a friend. Mek jer overdose suke kat dia. Tapi, the truth is, I sendiri pun tak tahu, about his feelings. Maaaaaaaaaaana lah tahu tetiber sampuk simpuk dia berkenan jugak kat mek? Ah tak mungkin lah... ke, could he? Hmmmm...

Basically I think I would have to agree to the fact that "Love At First Sight" is actually - physical attraction jer kot. You can't simply fall in love dengan orang tu just after a chat or tgk pics2 dia, u know? Tapi - wouldn't you agree, that, picture speaks a thousand words? No no no - hang in there. I've got my point. You see, they say a picture speaks a thousand words. One pic of this guy, speaks enough for me to know more about him, agree or not? Betul kan? Gambar jer dah leh speaks a thousand gazillion words - apa tah lagi once dah kenal dia betul2... er... wait, I memang tak der point on this one...

What I'm trying to say here is that tonight I fell in love - at first sight. Well, bukannye first sangat pun sbb I kenal dia dah dekat nak seminggu and have been looking, menelek, melihat, tidur bersama *ooooppss!* with his photo... EWWW! No way - tak der lah sampai to that extend, sampai nak tidur dengan pics2 dia. Tu dah melampau - although I could consider though for tonight,..... hmm.. eheheh. Kidding. Anyhow - *sigh* I could go onnnnn and onnn and ooonn about telling you guys how I have fallen madly deeply inlove at first sight with this guy - tapi, baik mek stop sini dan sambung chat/tgk pics2 dia, lagi teruja/terkasima! Kak Syilla! TOLONG! Adik blur dalam penggunaan 2 perkataan itiew!!!!!

To my Mr. Right who could be wrong but might just be right after all... I love you... ehehehe... Tah! Tetiber feeling lasam pulak? Chit!

Goodnight everyone!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

It Rained!!! Hujan-oh-rahmat DariNYA... Amin

2005-03-26T17:38:00.000+08:00

At around 3pm plus, hujan yang maha lebat turun, melimpahi air2 rahmat ke muka bumi Allah yang kian hari kian kering. Alhamdulillah, Syukur kehadrat Ilahi kerana, dengan izinNya, hujan rahmat nih turun ke muka bumi Kedah/As... amin!

Sejuk sekejap ptg Sabtu nih yang selalunye panas sbb yer lah, Saturday, what do you expect, packed gile la kan town area. Dengan traffic jam satu hal, dengan manusia satu hal... dengan mat mat rempit serta minah2 rempit yang keluar berpakaian macam nak gi Disco walhal gi pekan je, seeeeeeeeeebok jer diaorang itiew. Rempitz terus kepala hotak mek melihat!

Tadik dari office yang sememangnye tiada kerej except me had to minitor this new rival company just somewhere dedekat my office. SO anyways, waktu nak balik tu - mek ingatkan nak pusing2 bawak kereta slow2, so that I'll reach home just in time for Asar. Dinch perlu!!! JAMMANATIONS yang maha dasyat ok becoz of the rain. Tapi kalau tak rain pun memang BANDARAYA Alor Star memang rajin jammanations pon. One q though, asal kalau time2 hujan, tak kirelah mana2, especially Fed. Highway, musti jam, walhal tgk tak der pe pe pon, asal ek? Ok - so anyways... waktu stuck dalam kereta tu, mek mula la feeling2 amik2 gambar dgn my favo Noki 72hundred itiew... Pastu sambil2 stuck dlm jam, sambil2 isap okok dan berkepok asap okok dalam kerete mek sbb dinch bukak window sebesar2 alam itiew, sebab hujan, mek feeling2 dengar lagu Ning - Erti Pertemuan punye album...

And so here I am, at home, baru lepas solat Asar and habis baca Yassin - swimming with Juju terpaksalah dibatalkan dek hujan. Tak per. Mek nak lepak2 kat umah... layan2 feeling2 sengsorang sambil merebahkan tubuhbadankiew yang lemah tibe2 nih atas tilam - mana tau, leh take a short nap... LOL! Funny, siape pernah dengar of a 'tall nap'? Mueieueieu

Cakap pasai lemah longlai - tadik waktu baca Yassin, Astaga! Berape puluh setan dok nak tutup mata mek dari menghabiskan surah itiew. Mek gagahi jugak. Dinch boleh layan itiew feelings mengantuks. NAH!!! Lepas habis Yassin, segar bugar terus mata mek. Setan betul lah Syaitan2 itiew!

Ok ok - mek dinch ade story mory apa apa baru meru lagik. Nenanti memalam siket nah kalau ade apa apa mek story CNN kat u ols k? Kalau tak der jugak - jumpe jela esok2, nah?

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Highest achievement so far!

2005-03-26T14:30:00.000+08:00

Just a quick one!!

At 1pm ++ something - my blog page was ranked in top 10 list in the Malaysia Top Blog site! Eheheheheeh... DAN kaedahnye by 2pm tadik lepas solat Zohor, JUST before I nak go out nak gi office, saje nak check again - tau tau, tgk2... nahhh!!!! RANK 38!!! Oh well, janji mek dapat merasa RANK 10 pun jadik lah... heheheehehehehehe... - Dah checked again - NAH!!! Rank 25 pulok! Bile nak ranked top 5 nih? Isk isk isk...

On the other hand - under the category BLOGSPOT on its on, mek punye page was ranked at number 9 at 2.42pm! Cam mano? Ehehehe... SUKENYE!!!!!!!!!

See you guys later, nah!? Mak mah nak gi kerej kejaps... ehehehe! Dari tadik duk nak gerak, tak gerak2 jugak. Isk isk isk... Mujur company bapak! Kalau buatnye company sendiri, confirm dah lipat kain dan bungkus balik! Ehehehe. Bubbye!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

So much for Good Morning Malaysia

2005-03-26T12:09:00.000+08:00

It's now NOON already! DUH! So I guess I will start off with, GOOD AFTERNOON MALAYSIA!!! and yes, TO THE REST OF THE WORLD READING THIS BLOG TOO! LOL! Mueieueiueieueieu.

So it seems that I do have international readers... wwwwoooowwwww - amazing! Well, maybe its normal for you ols yang ade blogpage va va voom. But as for my page yang ala-kadar and simply pathetic nih, I'm truly honored and touched to have such viewers/readers from other parts of the world...

So... THAT MEANS!!!!!!! YES - correcto. I have to include more ENGLISH in my posts but never would I forget the oh-so-interesting-bahasa-nyahs! *PS BAHASA NYAH means DRAGQUEEN LANGUAGES... See I think I have to start doin' this, kan? Like, whenever I think the malay words are like very der very important for my international readers to understand, I think I have to translate 'em, right? Fair enough? But forgive me if I don't translate 'em - just pretend u understand 'em... ok? Meanwhile, since or if you don't understand, oh please do visit my fotopages and my profile at myspace - those are in English I guess...

I guess the main reason why I have to stick to the way I write is this - this is me, this is the way I write, mainly most of my readers are from Malaysia - tak paham Malay mek sepak terajang korang tau! Jgn nak mengada2! Duduk pi la oversea ke ape ke, jgn lupe bahasa Melayu tau! So anyways, the way I see it - Malaysian readers - Malaysia languages lah I write ie Malay AND English and it becomes MALANGLISH - Malaysia MALAY + English Language... LOL!

OK! UPDATES FOR MARCH 26TH, 2005
Well let me see what happened so far, today... Hurmmmm... What's so good about today, morning or afternoon, whichever... hmm. Woke up late after tidur balik lepas Subuh *Subuh, my morning before sunrise prayers* - I slept back at 6.45am and woke up, well well, surprise surprise, at 9.30am - DARN! That means, yes, have to go to work! Urgh! I called in my PA, asked her ade anothing to do at the office and she said nothing - so I said to myself... WOKAY! SLEEP AGAIN! Tuck tuck... ekekekeke. And woke up again at 10.50am - thanks to that new maid, who dropped some stuff in the kitchen - kaaapppuunnnncckkkk!!!!! Broke, shattered into thousand little pieces. What was it? Oh nothing - just a glass Mircowave-Approved pirax/arcopal thingie. Bodoh kan? Ehehehe! No - I wasn't at all pissed. But granny was! HAHAHAH - pool girl... ekekek

So lepas tu, mek macam ala ala - Oh great, now that I can't sleep balik, nak buat apa ek? So what I did was - hmm... showered... eh, no no, I logged on kat my blogspot page dulu - checkfor new msgs at my tagboard and yes, bestnye!!! Mirch@Cinta, Tukang Taip, Shak... semue tinggalkan msgs kat my tagboard - boy that REALLY made my day also! Suke suke suke! Terus gi shower sambil menyanyi lagu "Sinaran, mentari menyinari... menusuk kejiwaku, ketika bersama.. mu..." Hehehe - then, feddup dengan lagu itiew, mek started screaming on top of my lungs, eh wait, BARU nak start screaming lagu Gemilang Jaclyn Victor itiew... tibe2...

"Berrrjutaaa bintang... menyanyi..."
Tibe tibe katanye my mak tok sound kat luar toilet -"HA! NAK MELALAK LAGU BISING TU KE!?"

Haiyoh! Sentap ok! Baru opening line, dah dia menjerit... mek dinch pedulik kat org tua tu. Terus mek sambung singin' one of my favorite malay song itu...

"Kiiiiiniiiii gemmilang itu semakin pasti ku genggam, gemilang suara keyakkkkinan kian dalam... gementar harus jangan jiwa ku harussssssssss beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerr" Mek beru feeling2 nak tarik pitch tinggi TIBE2!!!
"HA! MELALAK MACAM PECAH RUMAH NIH! MANDI DIAM DIAM LAH!!!!" tiber tiber!! No, not my granny, MY MOMMY pulak yang menjerits! Sedeh tau! Chis! Terus tune turun 10 tone kebawah, slow mlow jer...

And so lepas itiew, mek ala ala online la kejap. Ade 4 IE page kat my screen.
Satu kat Blogger: The story of my life; I write, you read...:: Create Post - Mozzila
Satu kat Myspace.com
Satu kat MSN Malaysia Homepage
Satu kat Yahoo! Mail - The best web-based email!

Mek boleh tak tak compose apa apa kat Create Post kat Blogger tu, walhal it was still AM waktu tu. Getek nak check emails kat myspace.com la, kat my msn lah, kat my mail@yahoo la... ha... by the time habis check emails semua, nahhh! Look at the time, 12.05PM sudah! Choy! That's why subject for this entry "SO MUCH for good MORNING Malaysia" tu.. ekeke.

Lepas lunch nih, rasenye lah, RASENYE lah - mek wanna pray my Afternoon Zohor prayers, then get my a** to the office lah kan? Nanti apa pulak cakap staff mek... hehehe. Just masuk office, check stuffs, tgk ade apa2 yang perlu mek buat. Dah settle, balik lah! EHEHEHE. I was thinking of goin' to that cd shop again - Remember Miss G? We went and me went and bought like 6 CDs tu? Ha - I think I wanna go there again la. But it's Saturday!!! Confirm mampan mampat mampit! Benci lah when you go shopping, there's like, a whole, gazillion bunch of people ALSO wanna shop. They cannot shop somewhere else meh? Hmmmmm...

Ptg later - I will be goin' for my usual swimming - but today, Kak Ju will follow me. Haiyoh, that woman ikut sekali ke? THAT'S IT! Mek kena behave... ehehehehe

As for my Fotopages *This link may have some attitude problemos. So if it won't redirect you to my fotopages, just key in the url: http://lealaurielle.fotopages.com *I think today's entry is about what I had for dinner last night... yummy!!! KFC!!! Hehehe - sedeh lah the Zinger burger - REALLY SEDEH. Isi kandungannye, SEDEH! The presentation of the whole content, SEDEH - the taste, SEMI SEDEH! Tak macam diaorang war2kan inside the tv adverts. Tipu tau! Ehehehehe

Owh by the way, if Abang Z is reading this entry - me tak merajuk dah. Semalam jer, tersentap sikit with you. Yer lah, org sebok tak suke some MJ *Not Michael Jacko lah! It's MULUT JAHAT* you sebok2 nak defend MJ tu cakap dia baik lah suke itu la ini la. Macam u kenal dia sangat! Ok, so that was last night during our chat. Now dah sober dah. Mueiueieueieu - sayang adik lagik tak????!?!?!?! Mueieuieueieueiueieueieue - My USUAL cute comel virtual internet laugh... LOL!

Oh well - it's nearly 1pm! Time for lunch!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Another boring Friday night, but NOT here in my blog! Hehe

2005-03-25T23:09:00.000+08:00

Ehem... ehem... Yes, it's another boring Friday night. Tapi, dlm blog mek, mek akan pastikan u ols dinch akan bors bors - WALAUPUN entry malam ini, ala ala bias bias sahaj... :)

Let me see now. Dua tiga hari nih mek ala ala kureng lite2 sugi postkan entry about hidup mek, kan? Well - the truth is, nothing much happened pun. So tak yah lah mek nak propaganda sesangat, kan? Busy with the usual stuffs, work, blogs, fotopages... all the usual stuffs, swimming, sneaking out malam2 kuar jengjalan... erm... aha, Mak Ayam Nabillah pun mek lama tak jumpe. Dah la tu, jogging pun now dah jarang. Yer lah, asyik swimming jer.

Men punye kes pulak, now... hmmm...

^IS, the SP guy - totally out of the pic.
Abang S, well, mek ade msg dia hari tu, tapi tak balas pon? Hmmm
Mr. X, bolayan la pulak tibe2 - WALAUPUN terserempak dengan dia, dia BOLEH nih buat tak tahu kat mek? APA DOSA MEK APA SALAH MEK!? Ehehehe drama drama... ehehe
The life guard guy, tah - tak der pe pe dah pon?
Abang burger, sedeh! Ptg tadik dia offday gamaknye! Chis!
Abang Z, well lets just say me still in touch with him - YM tang tang malam nih! Ehehehe.
Abang Safir, tah - tak der pulak dia msg mek hari nih. Suppose dia balik today, hmmm...

Cam mana nih? Nama jer banyak choices tapi, semuenye dinch mau layan mek! Kenape!?! WHY WHY tell me!?!?! Mek nak pengsan japs...

Ok - Dah... NEXT issue please! Hehehehe

Although nowadays, as you may see, mek ala ala dinch busy kehulu kehilir buat itiew buat inie dah kan kat umah nih? Yer lah - Thanks Gods *ala ala cik CT kite cakap waktu dia tertinggal hp kat dalam kapalterbang itiew* - yer lah, Thank God with the new maid yang VERY cekap dan cepat tangkap ape jer kite ajar dia, and plus dia masak VERY DER!!! u ols! And also, mommy dah ade kat sini - so mek terurus dan tak der lah peningkepala sengsangat bab Mak Tok, kan? Aha - mak tok pun dah macam sehat sangat2 semenjak dua menjak dia makan Madu Sawda' itiew... Serious u ols. Dia makin aktif kembalik. Ptg2 kuar tgk pokok2 bunganye, dah tak duduk terperappp dah. Berkesan lah Madu Sawda' itiew...

Well all I can say is that life is pretty much getting better I guess... hehe...

Pastu - mek ala ala dah banyak kali nak postkan lyric lagu ini sbb mek feeling2 kalau buat comeback nak jer kubuat lagu nih... ekeke

"My Prerogative"

They say I'm crazy
I really don't care
That's my prerogative
They say I'm nasty
But I don't give a damn
Getting boys is how I live
Some messy questions
Why am I so real?
But they don't understand me
I really don't know the deal about my sister
Trying hard to make it right
Not long ago
Before I won this fight

Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live?
I don't need premition, make my own decisions
That's my prerogative
that's my prerogative
(it's my prerogative)

It's the way that I wanna live (it's my prerogative)
You can’t tell me what to do

Don't get me wrong
I'm really not souped
Ego trips is not my thing
All these strange relationships really gets me down
I see nothing wrong in spreading myself around

Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live?
I don't need premition, make my own decisions
That's my prerogative
That’s my prerogative

It's the way that I wanna live (it's my prerogative)
You can’t tell me what to do

why can't I live my life
without all of the things
That people say
oh oh

Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live?
I don't need premition, make my own decisions
That's my prerogative...

Tu jer kot for now. Nothingmuch lah - memang tgh blur tahap maha... I think I'll just tidur awal kots malam ini...

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Kata orang, bahasa itu Indah

2005-03-25T16:07:00.000+08:00

I totally agree, "BAHASA" itiew MEMANG INDAH! Especially when it comes from the heart and from someone yang kite gelar friends, yang saban hari we know that diaorang keje asyik mencaaaaaaaaaaaaaras jer kejenye, tapi deep down inside of them, ade satu hati yang begitu tulus that when it comes to give out honest opinions, aiyoh, all I can say, is, "AIYOH! MEK TERKEDU!!!" And all I can DO is just tangkap lentok menangis ok!

*^{"Kata2murni Norykuripkurappayapan..."}^{Nori- I just wanted to say, I'm truly touched dengan apa you ols katakan ini tempoh hari - hidup Nori Mami Jarumz!!! Hehehe!}*

Pastu, hari nih pulak, mek dikejutkan dengan msg kat tagboard mek yang berbunyi something like... "LL, check out my page - Cinta" Dah, kes another friend of mine, yang kuingatkan berpura2 tika dia sebok cakap dia nak buat blog entry pasal mek, RUPE2nye!!! Bebetul dia buat...

Entry about diriku yang telah diblogkan oleh Mirch @ Cinta

*^{Cinta @ Mirch dearie, all I can say is this... Arigatougozaimasu!!!}*

Words, stories like these yang kadang2 bile kite tenung, baca, semua, will eventually make our day, KAN KAN KAN?

Ini adalah sebahagian daripada apa yang telah dikatakan oleh kengkawan meks. Ade yang mek tak publish... kire ade la yang mek teringat nak publish, mek publish la. Macam Kak Syilla punye email hari itiew... and then mek berblog pasal Miss G - semue yang mek ingat nak blogkan, mek blogkan jer lah. Tapi ingat, tak semestinye mek dinch blogkan kata2 hikmah, nasihat, serta puji memuji u ols terhadap hem dalam my blog, meaning mek tak hargai semua kata2 u ols. Mek hargai cuma mungkin time tu mek tak teringat nak blogkan... Itu jer... :)

Today on the other hand- everything was ok... Although ade some 'slek'nye tadik pagi but up till now, everything dah ok sangat. Later nak gi swimming, pastu nak amik pics2 lagik, hari2 macam nih yang buatkan I'm so so ever thankful to be alive!!!

And then kawan mek Abang Wazi dengan baik hati hantar pics melalui mms hp Nokia 7200 to my Nokia 7200... Ehehe - baiknye dia hantar pics2 dresses mek yang disimpan elok2 di rumahnye dan jugak my make up box yang ala ala akan pulang ketangan mek seperti sirih pulang ke ganggang? Ehehehehehehehe

*^{Abang Wazi, thankzzzaaa! You're the best!}*

*PS- Entry ini tak der kes nak riak riak or menunjuk2 pasal apa apa pun, or pasal org dah kata atau buat, demi/untuk mek nah. I felt happy today, and so I just wanted to share jer. So sesiape yang dinch berminat nak share, abaikan jer, nah?*

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Isn't it amazing how people change...

2005-03-24T22:50:00.000+08:00

... Well well, what do we have here? Another problem? Another drama? NO - This is what I call "LIFE, FRIENDS-THE Unpredictable" - One minute you know that someone, then, the next minute, there you go - you practically don't even know that someone anymore.

Try placing the word "Someone" with "FRIEND" into the text - what do you get? Surprise surprise. A friend that you knew a long, long time ago - apparently changed. Why? How? When? Only God knows, and probably that FRIEND knows it too - because I don't know what went wrong.

But what I do know is this - friends don't just simply do what they think whats right, for them, without even thinking of other people. If it has got nothing to do with other people but only you yourself, then the ball is in your court - you can do anything you want. But the problem is that it does involve other people and that other people are your friends, some of them are your old old friends. The word selfish should not be allowed in friendships anyways...

I have nothing else to say... except, I am truly sad with what has got into my friend...

To my dearest friend, X -

I wish you're reading this entry as I really hope that you would know how I feel about our friendship and I don't want you or me or even US to drift away and be apart. Oh come on X, I've known you since we were in highschool - you've changed somehow. You're not the X I used to know...

You've known me longer than those surrounding you now. You don't know how those ppl cry out in their hearts, 'sentap' with you, even as we speak now. You don't know about that? Or you're just ignoring it? Oh wait, you don't care, right? As long as you get what you want, that's all matters to you. Yeap, no hiding behind the bush. You don't CARE about how your friends would feel with what you've done or what you're currently doing, even when it comes to your ol' friends. I am so disappointed, again, with you... but never in my wildest craziet dream that I would like to end this friendship. I still love you as a close, old friend. But am not so sure how long would I last - I have my limits, and please understand, it's coming near, it's coming close, so don't push your luck too much hon...

X, please understand, I'm only writing this as a blog entry, not to criticize you, not to condemn you but only becoz in here, in my blog, this is where I mengadu. And I hope you read this well - I still cherish our friendship and I do not wish anything to happen to it, THAT'S WHY I HOPE you'll realize that it IS important to achieve what your heart desires, true enough, BUT NOT by hurting other people's hearts... especially those you call friends...

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Miss World Universe 2005, coming soon - so some lil' tips from me...

2005-03-24T14:07:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...
Seperti mana yang kite semue sedia maklum, in just less than two weeks from now, we will have the new Miss World-Universe title holder for 2005. The contest kalau tak silap hem, April 2nd, kan? Lokasion??? - RAHSIA! Dinch sebarkan melulu-lulu! Nanti itiew jadik satu issue pulak. Hehehe...

Objective entry mek hari nih, just to share some tips with sape2 yang nak baca, mainly those yang nak bertanding nanti. I know tips2 mek, my advices nih, tak der lah seberapa sangat. Tapi I hope somehow, ade yang dapat mempraktikkan nya justeru itiew, yer lah, mana tau, lebih konfidensi itiew... ehehehe.

PREPARATIONS
1. Be it 2 months prior to the contest, or even 2 weeks before the actual date, atauuuualso 2 days! before the pageant - heare this, It is not too late! Well, IT IS LATE however if we're talking about preparing 2 hours before the contest starts. Itu memang kes nak kena hempuk! So ladies, have that in mind, never worry about 'last minute preparations' . Biar orang nak kata ape, selagi ada time dan celah2 yang boleh diperbaikki dan dipreparekan, DO IT!

2. Ensure u ols buat check-list! Check-list ape? Well - lain org lain ragam. Lain otak lain la check-listnye. Buat jer pe pe check list yang akan hujung hari buatkan u ols lebih selesa dan tenang dan confident. Macam, the feeling is like, once all semue yang dlm check list tu dah dapat, balik umah je, "Ahhh - leganye semua dah dapat beli/siapkan/dapatkan" Cam tu lah.
Contoh Check-List: Ini check list mek ala ala propah jer lah, sebagai contoh, nah???

Tu contoh jer la ek?

3. U ols kena also prepare mentally dan physically dan jugak some even go to the extend of spiritually - kokyah la namanye tu.

-Mentally wise, you ols kena prepare menjawab questions, macam buat brainwash gittiew. Pastu U ols kena memantapkan cara persembahan u ols atas stage tatkala waktu introductions itiew. Waktu introductions also judges dah mule sebok2 kire points tau. Jgn pandang remeh bab itiew. Mek always make it a point to practice seboleh2nye selalu my introduction text - takut terlupe/gagaps ke ape ke. Pastu, mek always amalkan practice jawab2 soalan2 yang mek kemukakan sendiri kat depan cermin - bile jawab, tgk cermin, buat la mimik2 muka macam bebetul nak jawab. Always remember, jawapan bernas, kalau muke selenge, tak guna jugak!

-Kesihatan badan anda jugak penting. Jgn la dok diet segala mala sampai kurus keding - at the end, hang gak sakit! Amalkan diet yang sehat... :) Macam mek selalu mengamalkan concept pemikiran "Ala - kalau pulun tak makan seminggu sebelum Miss, maaaaaaacam lah boleh kurus 10kilo?" Itu adalah nasihat yang mek ikut dari mek ayam genit hem, EVAduarti yang mek dengar also bertanding di MWU nanti. Tapi seelok eloknya, tgk2 la sama u ols makan. Takut tak muat dress kang nanti. Mek dulu kalau dah 3 4 hari before the pageant, dah start minum orange juice Marigold and roti Gardenia jer bile lapar, and THAT'S IT!

-Kokyah wise? Ermm - sendirian berhad. Mek dinch campur, dinch cerits, dinch mau tahu.. Hehehehe

Practice catwalk nih satu bende adik2 suke saaaaaaaaaaangat nak buat sebelum Miss. Perlu ke? Practice pi practice mai, malam tu dah menggelabah, TETAP MACAM KAYU jer. For me kan, whatever kite rase confident, malam tu let it go. Practice2 pun buat ape, jalan catwalk kat ciksit boleh, atas stage, "Lady, I tak leh la catwalk cam tu - takut la segan lah itu la ini lah!" Nak jer aku sepak muka sapa cakap cam tu. Oh, kat transit tu, satu kontijen abang2 askar dok usya, mat mat rempit busuk dok acan acan perli2, boleh pulak korang catwalk lenggang2 kangkung, kan? Tu namanye GEDIK! Atas stage - always remember, YOU DO NOT WALK - U, glide... like u're skating. You move so delicately, like a swan in a lake... ha...and always, alllwayysss remember, GRACE + ATTITUDE = Good posture = Good Pose/ Catwalk... ada paham? Dan adalah digalakkan sapa2 yang dinch confident dengan heels, waktu rehearsals tu, BAWAK LAH heels - pakai heels yang u ols nak pakai malam contest tu. Just to get the feel of it - but dont over do it during rehearsal. WHY? Read bawah lagi nanti- ade mek point out hal itiew.

Pemilihan baju/dress:
1. When it comes to pemilihan Evening dress tak kire lah disponsor ke, nak beli ke, nak tempah ke - satu jer kena ingat. MAMPUKAH U OLS CARRY THAT DRESS UP ON STAGE? Always remember, SIMPLE + Easy to carry = Elegant. Jgn taksub nak buat design serabai segala mala dan at the end, hang sendiri merana nak bawak dress tu atas stage. Sapa yang malu lepas tu? NO not u! MAK AYAM KORANG LAH! Ehehehehe... and no doubt, YOU ALSO akan malu.... Once you have your dress with you, melaramlah dalam bilik, MAKE SURE YOU GET A FEEL of the dress dan practice bawak that dress - remember, you dont catwalk, you glide..........

Pemilihan concept make up/hairdo:
"NYEH - mek serahkan sepenuhkan kepada kecekapan jurumake up mek pada malam itu untuk decide ape yang terbaik utk mek sbb mek dinch tau apa apa pasal make up dan rambut especially" HELLO!? Siape yang nak masuk bertanding nih? KORANG KE MAKE UP ARTISTE/HAIR STYLER KORANG!?!?!? Mek benci kes macam nih - nih namenye kes MALAS dalam diam. Serious. Jgn cakap tak tahu hal2 make up ngan drag/rambut semua itiew. Habis, dok drag pi transit boleh?

Etika dalam hal pemilihan concept make up and hairdo nih basically simple. KNOW what you want (kalau tak tau nak explain, bukak magazines, banyak gambaq - tunjuk je!) and TELL what you want to your make up artist itiew. Nak kelopak ke smokey ke ape ke. Jgn serahkan sepenuhnya kepada make up artists. I know I know, diaorang lebih arif - tapi, SIAPA LEBIH ARIF PASAL KEHENDAK DIRI KITA SENDIRI KALAU BUKAN KITE SENDIRI U OLS??????????? Pikir la masak2. Jgn terkena sudah. U ols, sedangkan kawan leh makan kawan , apa lagik professional make up artist yang u ols claim kawan? Mana tau? Sudah dapat rasuah nak sangkak kan u ols? HOW? Haaaaaaaa... mek cuma berpesan - seriously. You decide sbb u yang akan bertanding, not anyone else. DIAORANG BOLEH COMMENT dan beri pandangan. Tapi yang memutuskan apa you ols nak kat mata/rambut style apa, YOU OLS SAJA PENENTUNYE ok... :)

JGN DRAGON AT LEAST 2 HARI SEBELUM PAGEANT
Lain la kalau korang showgirls dan TERPAKSA - namun, kalau ade kehendak, ada lah caranya. Mek dulu buat shows jugak. Tapi sehari dua sebelum Miss, mek pastikan mek tannak buat show. Sebab Mek tannak draggon. Nanti hilang seri u ols! SERIOUS!!! Biar muka nampak fresh. I knew this friend of mine, sanggup tak keluar umah dan drag selama SEMINGGU semata2 nak simpan seri - and it worked. Walaupun dia rajin drag, but seminggu orang tak tgk dia drag, ade lah nampak seri atas stage itiew... :)

DURING REHEARSALS/ THE DAY OF THE PAGEANT/CONTEST
1. Waktu REHEARSALS - I say JGN OVER MENUNJUK what you're doin' for that particular night. INGAT! Seribu satu mata memerhatikan u ols waktu rehearsals, ade yang MUNGKIN COPYRIGHT step catwalk ke, intro lines ke, keep in short, simple, and save the best for malam tu. Jangan dok tunjuk2 ape u're doin' for malam tu, ESPECIALLY INTRODUCTION anda. Jgn terkejut kalau malam tu, ade org ikut sikit2 ayat2 bahasa2 bombastic semifantastica loba loba loba korang malam itiew!

2. PUNCTUALITY! Jgn lambat for rehearsal - jgn lambat get down at the changin' room waktu malam contest itiew. BELIEVE me, ada jer yang akan carik excuse nak caras ko. Kalau kau eyes-on-fav to win, MACAM MACAM ORANG AKAN BUAT. Keep that in mind.

3. TRUST NO ONE EXCEPT YOURSELF malam tu. Of course, also your make up artiste la tapi jangan give 100% trust and saying to your make up artiste. YOU MUST have at least 60% to say dalam apa apa hal also. Malam2 pertanding, KAWAN boleh jadik LAWAN - so thats why I cakap be extra careful dan trust no one. - BARANG2 BERHARGA pleaaaaaaaaase simpan elok2 nah. Banyak dah kes hp hilang lah, itu hilang la, panties hilang la... heheheheeh

4. JANGAN MENGGELABAH - I know some yang menggelabah waktu2 macam tu, tapi just relax. Duduk ngan kengkawan, isap rokok ke ape ke. Relax... deeeeepp breath... ehehehe

5. Siape yang berSUSUK berBAUK berJAMBANG segala mala - mek suggest JGN shave waktu rehearsals - tak yah nak feeling2 woman waktu rehearsals. Sah sah semua tau hang tu pondan! Tak yah nak cover malu. Nak bertanding malam nanti, tak malu pulak. Siang2 kalau tak bermake up, segan la itu la ini la. Awat, takut pecah lobang? Hey hey hey - kalau make up sangkak, muka jantan hang malam itiew also leh pecah lobang on stage ok. Ehehehe. Reason being, mek berpanglaman dalam hal nih - mek tahu what it feels like to have susuk bauk tebal - dan cepat naik. So mek suggestkan waktu siang rehearsals tu, kalau boleh, sehari dua, JGN CUKUR - biarkan dia naik. Ptg sebelum make up contest tu, shave, eloks la nanti.. :) Tak berkematu bawah dagu u ols itiew... :) Lepas shaverina, make sure apply sikit after shave bawah itiew. Pedih? Biar kan sikit jer... :)

6. Sebelum keluar bilik, makan/minum la something kasik alas perut tu. Sikit jadi la. Jgn biarkan Perut tu Kosong, ok?

Hmmmm ape lagi ek? Ade me lupe apae2 ke? Japs, me go minum2 dulu, me come back in 5 minutes.....

*Back - after 10 minutes katanye* Mek kat office la time nih, ade la tadik nak sign itiew ini kejaps. Ok ok dah free... so where was I? Aha... yes... more tips...

TIPS DURING THE CONTEST
1. Always begin with a lil. prayer inside of u... Ini sendirian mau ingat...
2. Do not ever stop SMILING. 24-7 org memerhatikan u, jgn ingat u ols mungkin terlepas dari pandangan mata audience. They know, they see everything... JUDGES too ok!
3. Jgn tensions sangat u ols... rileks sikiet. Mek selalu mengamalkan concept rokok mesti ada kat make up artiste mek. Itu jer cara mek relex...
4. Nak gossip, JGN GOSSIP sesama contestants - ade kes tikam belakang - gaduh pulak. Nak gossip boleh, dengan DIRI SENDIRI or paling2 tidak, your make up artiste.
5. Catwalk - bile u ols ade part catwalk sengsorang, especially during evening dress, TOLONG LAH ikut rentak lagu - JGN TERLALU LAJU! U ols bawak dress, bukannye catwalk supermodel. Nih catwalk Miss. Tolong la slow2. TAPI jgn la SLOW2 sangat pulak - sentap la. And one more thing, TOLONG jgn amik your own sweet time. U jgn pikir diri u jer nak catwalk. Nuh - yang belakang2 u ols tu tak yah catwalk ka? Eheheheehehe
6. Always have STAGE PRESENCE. Serious u ols. When u relex dan ade stage presence, you ols wont go wrong. Alert is another thing. Stop making stupid and pathetic catwalk or position mistakes. Adik2 mek tgk selalu blur!! SORRY ok tapi itu kenyataan. Baik yang makan pill ka atau yang tak makan pill. WHY? Yer lah - waktu rehearsals MAIN2. Malam? MENGGELABAH!
7. Pandai berDRAMA sikit atas stage. Contoh - u berdiri sebelah contestant USA. Diaorang nak umumkan LAST finalist dapat ke Top 16. Tau tau u ols eyes on fav nak dapat top 16, alih2 USA dapat top 16, u ols tercampak. TOLONG PELUK USA ITIEW tanda macam "congratulations dear..." cam tu... jgn terus sentap! Nak sentap boleh, TURUN STAGE, MASUK CHANGGING ROOM - ghenggahlah menangis puas puas! EHEHEHEHE
8. DURING Q/A - DENGAR betul2 soalan - take a pause for 2 to 5 seconds, think carefully, answer politely and ALWAYS say THANK YOU for the q and end your answer with THANK YOU also. REMEMBER!!! There is NO RIGHT NO WRONG answers during q/a sessions. The point of Q/A session is basically very simple - to see how well you tackle the q, and how well you deliver what you feel like delivering as your answer and how do you manage to blend in well the your surroundings ie kalau audience u laugh, would u laugh too? Cam tu la.... Always remember that the best answer comes from the heart - not the brains... BRAINS can ajar u to cakap macam2 ade yang propah ade yang kelentong mentong - tapi a clean truthful heart always gives out the best answer!
9. Bab TEPUK TANGAN atas stage. When it comes to the time memerlukan anda menepuk tangan anda, JGN KEKWAT! TEPU SAJE! Walaupun ko tak tahu ape yang tgh berlaku, or u tak suke one particular miss, so u tannak tepuk kat dia, or contestant sebelah u ols dapat top 5, u ols tak dapat, so u ols dinch mau tepuk... DINCH! NEHI NEHI NEHIIII!!! Tunjuk la sikit that you atleast ade some fine quality in you walaupun muka dah menunjukkan teknik SENTAP tapi tangan tu tolong la ringankan dan tepuk... AND PLUS!!! Tolong tepuk WOMAN sikit. Sodar lah koma tu tgh drag. Ade sesetengah itiew, tepuk, tak hengat punye lah jantan habis... ingat sikit... tgh drag tu, FEELING HABIS LAH! Eheheheehehe
10. DO NOT TRY YOUR BEST - COZ TRYING IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH. DO YOUR BEST IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE/HEAR.

Oklah u ols. Dah panjang berjela khutbah mek nih. Nanti kalau ade apa apa lagik yang mek nak kasik tau, hem kasik tau nah? Me harap apayang me dah sampaikan nih sedikit sebanyak leh membantu u ols, para2 contestants2 MWU dalam buat preparations dan jugak apa apa yang bersangkut paut dalam pertanding ini. I wish you all the vest best of luck in what ever you do for that night! All the best!!!

^{Segala apa yang mek caraz carutz tadik itiew, tiada kaitan dengan sapa sapa. Segala nasihat yang bernas datangnya dari pengalamanku dan dengan izinNYA dan segala yang salah dan jahat serta buruk itu datangnya dari mek- Things said, mistakes done, sorry...}

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

You ols!!! Ade cerits!!! Melerts ok!

2005-03-24T10:47:00.000+08:00

You ols!!!

Fotopages mek dah updatekan for Thursday March 24th, 2005!!! Yer hadek2, dah kuar dah gambar abang burger itiew! Gi la kekomenkan pics dia itiew... Boleh mek gunakan kengkomeng korang tu sebagai aset utk mek mendekatinye dan bercakap dengan nyeeeeeee... ehehehehe

So sesiape mau melihat pics abang burger inieeee lagi, silalah click HERE nah??? Kalau tak pun, gi jer sokseksoksek ke http://lealaurielle.fotopages.com. Jgn lupe komens jer dik nons!!! Muieueiueieueieueiueieue

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Next sexperience story, PLEASE!!?!!

2005-03-23T23:53:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...

"Buurrrppp *&%$^&*!@!!! - Alhamdulillah *^{Suara kepit sikit itiew!!!}* Syukur..."

Nyeh - excuse me nah, mek baru menjamah burger yang abang ptg tadik itiew buat dengan segelas air Peel Fresh Guava juice... ahhh - sedaps. Baru ade itiew mood untuk tulis new sexperience story morry mek! Ehehehe

So alkesahnye kali ini adik adikkiew sekalian - perjalangan mek belum sudah. Kali ini, mangsa2 seterusnye? Abang2 driver transport pickup/send off crew MAS.

Mek dinch mau propah banyak2 on intro -kang Leez kutuk mek lagi! Ekekeke. So anyways, kiteorang as crew nih, sapa duduk area Subang Jaya macam mek nih, ade lah transport disediakan. Those van MAS itiews semuanye pick up crew - hantar ke airport... pastu balik pun sama, they all akan send u back home. Gittu lah. Selalunye one van ade lah 3 ke 5. Waktu pick up selalunye mek tak kuasa nak concentrate siape yang pick up mek - sebab sah sah nak gi kerej. YANG mek KESAHkan waktu mek balik flights - aha!!! Mek akan pastikan kalau can do2 jer driver van pick up itiew, mek akan duduk depan. Kalau hazab, pegi mampos lah - mek akan jadik mem-besau kat belakang itiew.

"Ade ke abang2 driver yang buat kerje2 itiew u ols???" Hai - dioarang pon manusia gak, kan? Sama jugak ler. Ade yang menggatal - ade yang alim waraq... ade yang cakap sepatah jawab pun sepatah, macam2 style lah. Kalau tak der, masa kan ade report pasal abang driver van pickup/send off yang cuma merogol crew? Eheheheeh I wish I was lucky! Ekekekee

So mek tannak citer panjang - roughly korang ade la idea citer nih. So anyways, mek nak berceritakan tentang sorang mamat driver nih. Nama dia Azam*^{bukan nama sebenar}. Si Azam nih waktu mek kenal dia, dia pick up mek kat rumah. Waktu tu mek ala ala noticed, haiyoh! can do sundel!!! Cam tu lah - tapi otak mek pikirkan pasal flight, so bo-layan la lahanat itiew. Lepas beberapa minggu, mek di send offkan ke rumah oleh Azam. Tgk list, ade 5 crew, dan mek crew terakhir dlm list send off itiew. Oh gumbira!!! It was somewhere lepas 11nish malam dah. So lepas hantar the 4th crew, mek borak2 lah lelebih dengan si Azam nih. Waktu awal2 lagik dah borak, tapi ala ala borak kosong jer. Lepas dah clear crew2 kat belakang itiew, baru mek mengorak langkah dipersada... ehehehe

Mek kan suke propah gambar dragon kat hp mek kat orang? Ekekek - apa lagik! Tektik itiew lahhhhh mek gunakan kat Azam itiew. Nyeh - nampak sangat dia dinch boleh duduk diam. Macam sanggap mustikahgurhanagersang la pulak mek tgk. Pastu kami mula sembang2 ala ala luch light2 - mek soal selidik dia, itu la ini lah. Sampai kat bawah apartment mek - mek tgk kereta mek jer ade. YEZ! Shubenz dinch ad di rumah katanye!!!!!!!!! SMS shuben - shuben katanye keluar balik umah mak dia. Kalau dah balik umah mak dia di malam mek nih balik flight - confirm dia tidur sana. So mek ala ala mengayat la si Azam nih ok... sbb mek tahu lepas dia send off kan aku, dia dah off duty dah! Ala ala ayat paling keji mek malam itiew...

"Ala Abang Azam, you kasik I setengah jam... ehehe... confirm I jadik cam gambar itiew. Tapi ade beza ke? Lampu nanti ditutup jugak? So? Ekekeeke - janji...XXX" Gituuuu!! Ala ala ketandusan lah pulak... Tapi percubaan mek gagal justeru itiew mek telephone laki mek suruh balik malam itu jugak ke apartment mek! Ehehehehe...

Aku tak pernah mengaku kalah - lagi dia jual mahal - lagik mek getek! Mek lelepas itiew, ade lah around a month or so tak dapat dia *Azam* to send me off balik umah - asyik dapat shubenz2 azab! Pak Cik2 kertu jer! Tapi lepas tu, like I said lar, sebulan plus plus, mek tgk dia send off mek balik. Mak yakin, kali ini, ku paaaaaaaastiii!!!!!!!!!! Ekeke

Nyata percubaan kedua mek tak sia2. Dengan alasan...

"Ala Abang Azam, tak sudi ke nak naik apartment I minum teh tarik I nak buat nih?" TEH TARIK JADIK UMPAN PANCINGAN KIEEWWW!!!!Mek memang kezi.

So lepas segala usaha gigih mek buat teh tarik, lepas dia cakap sedap walhal mek tahu tak berapa sedap pun, mek menjalankan tugas mek. Poor unfortunate male, menggigil dia sedikit tatkala takut agaknye dengan mek. Tapi mek telah memastikan dia tidak gentar lagi selepas itiew.

Mek slow2 berborak pasal sexperiences dia. Ternyata, dia ala ala teruna suci yang hanya baru pernah dapat blowjobs dari ex gf dia. Sedeh lah! At 24, virgin still? Haiyoh! Mek tak leh biarkan dia menderita sebegitu rupa ok! Ekekeke.

Mek mulakan dengan ala ala baring2 manja - No! Mak dinch draggon ok! Kalau MISS G mampu confident dengan selapis miyami ke ciksit, kenapa mek tak leh confidensy dengan 3 lapis miyami campur compact L`Oreal selapis, DI RUMAH? Ehehehhe. Lepas baring2, mek ala ala raba2 cikneks dia. Aiyoh nyeh - mek memang setan gondolanz itiew hari. Tah ape jadik dengan kewarasan mek pun dinch tau. Yang ku tahu, puppappuppap lepas mek meraba2 manja satu badan dan di cikneknye, dari terkulai layu, TERUS UP ok!!! Mek teruja ok! Apa lagi, mek manja2 kat ciknek dia - terus DIA SENDIRI bukak seluar suruh mek cik loi. Katenye dia dah tak tahan. Cik nek ok lah - average for Malays I suppose so. Dengan heightnye yang ala ala 5'7", cik nek 5.5", ok la kot, kan? Eheheeh TAPI, NYEH! SEDEH DAN PILU mek ok! MEMANG DIA TAK TAHAN- Mak baru cik loi 5 minit dah memancut mancut air tambuninye... ape kes!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tapi it didnt habis macam itiew jer. Selepas dia cuci2 semue, mek confirm ingat dia nak balik. Katanye malu2 simpul melu - nanak LAGI katanye! Haiyoh! Kemaruk ke ape jantan nih? Mata mek dah separa terbuka dah - mek rase lebam dah mata mek tatkala tak cukup tidur. Tapi tak per, mek berjuang lagi. Tapi kali kedua, dia nak rasakan ape 'geng2' nye selalu katakan "Wei - main bontot, kemut keliling babe! Ko tak penah cuba lagi ka wei?" Ha cam tu la lebey kureng kawan2 dia dok tanye dia selalu - dia lah citer kat mak. So angkaranye, mak tahu dia nak cuba memduburi mek... ADDINCH mek cakap.

"Duburi I, you kena labur saham dan pinang I jadik kekasih sepenuh masa. Unfortunately at this present moment, I sudah bercouple. So I dinch mau serahkan yang belakang itiew. I harap u faham" Gittu lah scriptnye. KATANYE! CHOYssss SanggaaattttTTSS!! Drama sangat mek, kan?! Mek bukan tannak kasik dia cik jub mek. Masalahnye, mek kalau MOOD tak der nak di cikjub, mek dinch mau u ols. Cukup la mek cik loi dia. Dinch belakang u ols.

A bit hampa, tapi dia tetap nak mek cik loi dia utk kali kedua. Macam2 posisi style kami buat. Mek atas dia la. Dia atas dada mek lah. Dia baring lah. Dia duduk atas sofa la.. meja dining la... tandas lah. The second blow, haiyoh - VERY DER LENGOH ok mulut mek! Terasa menyesal pulak tak kasik dia cik jub. Kalau cik jub, musti cepat. Ekekeke.

Dua dua kali dia explode, dua dua kali di muka kiew. Mujur tak drag.Kalau drag, "ALAAA!!! HABIS MAKE UP SMOKEY I!" Eehehehe. Dan lepas tu, go figure, mek hambat dia balik. Ada hati dia nak duduk lagi tu. Mek dah penat time tu nak feeling2 lelebih.

Tapi lepas tu, ade lah lagi sekali dua encounter mek dengan dia. Ade one time tu, sebab punye lah lama mek tak 'on' ngan dia... kat toilet hub pun kami on kejap. Very derrr dia tu tau. Selalu tanye "Bile u nak clash nih? I nak u lah.." Katanye? Eheheheehe. Tapi dia pun tak lama la. We met somewhere 2001/2002 kot. End of 2002 dia berhenti kerej. Katanye join tentera - THAT'S IT! Ehehehehehehee Habis lah lepas nih Leez - kalau si Azam nih kat Ciksittun - kem salam sama dia nah? Eheheheheheehhe. Driver lain? Dinch ke? Well u ols - ade jugak sexperience dgn driver lain2, tapi semuenye biase2. Dia nih mek anggap lain sikit sbb first attempt mek menggoda, dia menolak bulat2! Tu mek ingat dia selalu... sbb mek terpaksa usaha gigih extra utk dapatkan dia naik minum teh tarik mek! Ekekeke

Aiyohyo amma appa!!! Dah 11.45pm! Maassaaa utk sneak out keluar jengjalan dengan mak ayam Nabilla!!! I wonder if dia jadi keluar ke idak? Hmmm - nevermind. Mek ouddie duluk. Mek nak call dia. See you guys kat my next entry nanti nah? COMMENT lah sikit entry ini!

PS - ok - cukup dulu kisah2 panas sexperiences mek. Kite kembali ke alam pembekuan citer yang diklasifikasikan dibawah 18sx ini, ok? Ehehehe

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Fotopage mek ade new banner!!!

2005-03-23T21:43:00.000+08:00

Short one - curlast tak banner mek kat page fotopages.com mek? Ok tak ok tak ok tak!?!?!?!

Ok kan? Mek suke lah feeling2 orchids sekarang! Eheheheeh - Japs. Mek BARU nak sembahyang Isya'. Tadik dok cakap nak sembahyang, ADO!? Dok kesah upload pics kat fotopages lah, transfer pics orchids nih dari hp ke laptop then saved ke disket mek then transfer ke pc mek then buat edit kat Adobe lah... haiyoh - dunia, dunia. Yang solat tu, haram tak buat! Sat sat - mek nak bertobat sat! Sat gi mek masuk balik buat entry yang dijanjikan itiew... tunggu!

Adios peeps! *for now! Hehehehe*

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Mak berjaya! Yes!!!

2005-03-23T20:16:00.000+08:00

Heheheeh - dearest all...

Tentu u ols tertanya2 apa yang mek telah berjaya itiew? Kan sekarang fotopages mek, mek cuba letak pics2 abang2 Utagha - tapi dengan keadaan mek yang takut nak snap pics diaorang guna cameraphone mek depan2 diaorang, mek masih belum mampu nak buat posting entry itiew. But sekarang tidak lagik!? Mek telah berjaya!!! Trang2 depan2 mek snap pics dia - walaupun dia dinch sedar dan walaaaauupun kualiti pics kureng, tapi mek atas usaha gigih jitu murni mek telah membuahkan hasil...

SNEAK PREVIEW entry mek untuk ESOK, March 24th, 2005...

Yer adik2... abang ini abang yang dok buat burger kat dalam2 area umah mek... can diew tak? Very the my taste ala ala laaa... ehehehe - Mau lihat more candid picsnye serta ade pics yang dia senyum very derrrr ke arah cameraphone mek? Saksi entry kat fotopages mek, esok, at http://lealaurielle.fotopages.com. Tak per, esok mek akan pastikan semua u ols dinotifykan once the entry and the pics dah diupdated kan! Eheheheheeh... WALAUPUN mek dah gembar gemburkan dalam previous blog entry yang mek akan buat entry pasal ORCHIDS utk Khamis, yakni esok, tapi, mek ala ala tak dapat membendung rasa gumbirakiew dapat snap pics abang burger ini... So mek cancel duliew la nah orchids itiew? Ehehehehee

Hari nih, selepas puaih mek nangis tatkala email si mak ayam Syilla itiew... ekeke... mek ala ala sebok lah jugak ke hulu ke hilir. Ptg mek lepas Asar and yassin, mek keluar lewat sikit gi swimming. By 6.15pm baru mek terjun pool itiew. Tak der, nothing intersexthing pun yang berlaku today lah! Haiyoh! Adik2! Itu jer keje! Suke nak suruh mak buat entry about gejala2sosial light2 sugi mek, kan!? Ehehe... tak per. Lepas Isya' karang, nantikan... SEX^withtheABANG2TRANSPORT punye entry! Hello!? Jgn pandang mek serong nah. Mek bukan the only adik2 crew yang buat keje seni ikhsan ikhlas itiew tau. Ramai lagi jalang2nye... ekekekeke...

Ok... adios for now!

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Email yang membuatkan ku terkedu nangis di pagi Rabu...

2005-03-23T10:00:00.000+08:00

Dearest all, especially Mak Ayam Syilla...

I hope Mak Ayam Syilla dinch peduls hem nak postkan email u ols yang hem terima pagi ini as a blog entry. Kire, mek nak mem'blog'kan email u ols sebagai an entry - Seriously, you made me cry a lil this morning - no, TAK SAMA macam I MADE GINGER DE LA LOCA cried dengan my blog entry about true friendship. Dia nangis over, mek nangis control ayu di office... ;p Syilla, you tak SEDAR ok! HOW MUCH YOUR EMAIL MEANS TO ME THIS MORNING ok! It DEFINITELY made my day! Bukan dengan niat I fwrdkan email dari Syilla ini ke blog mek semata2 nak meriak2kan mek yang mek nih memang baik dan terbukti - no... Niat mek memblogkan email si cik Syilla nih satu jer - masih ade org yang sebaik budi pekerti ini walaupun tidak mengenali diantara satu sama lain. Nyeh, mek nak sambung nangis nyeh!

From :	Syilla
Sent :	Wednesday, March 23, 2005 12:07:26 AM
To :	Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee
Subject :	TERIMA KASIH!!!

WALAIKUM SALAM RATU LEA: mak jawab salam balik (sama2 dapat pahala gituh)

mula mula skalik mak nak susun sepuluh jari ala ala Miss Thailand... SAWADIKAAAPPP... pada ratu Lea kerana sudi membalas emel mak. Ihiks tiap tiap hari mak check emel mak, balas ke tak balas? balas ke tak balas... saspen gituh! Tak laku ke air liur mak nih. Malunyerrrrrr wakakakak..

Then hari ini mak bukak blog mak... vavavooommm...tengok kat tagbod mak ada msg dari uols.. mak sonok, mak sonooookkk sangat, mak teruja macam beruk dapat bunga!

mak rasa sungguh sungguh terharu, sungguh bangga uols sudi msg kat tag bod mak. Walaupun uols RATU, tapi uols dinch kekwat ngan mak yang kertu inih, uols memang mulia, memang frenly...tambah terharu lak bila mak tengok uols sudi linkkan blog mak yang tak seberapa itewww ngan blog RATU uols... mak BANGGA sangat! walaupun ada nyah nyah lain yang langsung tak sudi pandang blog mak, tak sudi walau pun skali nak singgah dan say hello kat tagbod mak...apatah lagik nak linkkan blog mak yang tak fofuler inih...mak dinch kisah dah!!!

Lagi kan RATU pun tak kekwat dan sudi pulak link kan blog mak.. deyols tu sapalah sangat....

Then mak check emel mak... ohhh tidakkkk! uols balas emel mak. mak rasa cam dapat hadiah epi birthday lak. Ikhlas mak cakap, personally, mak paling suka Imah Lenggokdan blog uols! kelakar tapi bernas. Bahasa penulisan uols make me happy,. ..uols menulis jujur dari hati kecil uols! TAHNIAH dari mak!

Mak kagum ngan pengalaman uols, kagum ngan bahasa hadek hadek uols yang kelakar tapi jujur iteww. Mak yakin, blog u dan blog immah akan menjadi blog utama hadek hadek. Mak akan sentiasa promote blog uols. Harap uols tak kesah kalau mak selitkan nama uols dalam blog mak seperti mana mak bergurau ngan member2 blog lain. Bukan apa, sekadar untuk menambahkan lagi kemesraaan kemeriahan persahabatan cyber ini.

Ratu Lea...mak letak "Lea Laurielle - The Beauty Queen" kerana mak resepek uols . Uols memang penah pegang title RATU! Itu kenyataan. Uols patut bangga dan syukur uols pernah berada 'di PUNCAK' itewww. Betapa ramai hadek hadek yang mengidam ingin berada di tempat yang pernah uols nikmati itewww!!! (termasuklah mak hehehe.. tapi mak dinchh layak!) Uols penah paperdolls show lagik, uols penah menang title beauty queen. so apa lagi???

Memang uols manusia biasa. Uols pun mesti ada buat silap salah kerana kita bukan nabi, kita bukan malaikat, kita manusia biasa sahaja. Uols pun cam mak, cam orang lain gaks banyak dosa dan nodanya. We can't deny it. Nobodys purrfect!!

But mak respek uols balik kampung, dekatkan diri dengan Tuhan, dari tulisan uols, uols sering mengaji quran...mak respek sangat uols. Mak cuma tahu satu dua surah jer...uols mesti khatam quran.. malunya mak!

Uols mesti datang dari keluarga baik baik yang beriman. Sbb tu walaupun uols pernah jauh hanyut, tersimpang, kecundang tapi alhamdulilah... Tuhan sayangkan uols, sbb tu dia selamat kan uols..Dia tak biarkan uols terus hanyut. mak pun skrg cam uols gaks. kembali balik kampung setelah cikcur lorong dan dragoon, tapi skrg mak dinch dragoon bagai lagi demi utk bahagiakan keluarga mak. Mak rela.. mak yakin akan ada rahmatnya utk kita nanti kalau kita berkorban utk bahagiakan mak ayah kita pula.

Lea.. kalu ada org yang kutuk uols, cayalah cakap mak..dey ols tu jelezzzzzz., makan hati ngan uols. Kalau uols tak kekwat, wlupun uols dinch dragoon, tapi uols still RATU yang fofuler, ramai minat uols..lagi ler yang makan makan hati iteww bertambah tambahlah makan hatinya.

Occaylah uols. mak minta diri dulu. Please keep in touch my dear.

wassalam

Nyeh, mak MASIH belum habis menangis ok!!! Muieueieuieueui ... Thank you so much Mak Ayam Syilla...

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Next please - Kota Bharu!!!

2005-03-23T07:36:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...

Each time mek ade flight yang nightstoping in Kota Bharu, Kelantan, my heart would beat like, haiyoh! Laju! Bukan gementarz, senorotz ok! Senorotz ape? Yer yer - mek tahu, KBR itiew negeri Islam sesangat, very the PAS Hijau Putih everywhere - tapi jangan anda lupe, ehehe, KBR jugerrr ramai jejantan, abang2 jurtzzz dan chicken2 can do!!! Mek suke buat flight itiew! Biar lah mek keje kat Economy, leh JS - Kalau for us crew, JS is Juice Sector, mek, JS - jengjalang sector! Eheheheeh. Kalau buat shuttle KBR LAGI mek suke!...

Tapi dalam banyak2 reason mek suke, mek always suke kat sorang abang itiew, Malik8* namanye *bukan nama sebenar*, selalu sedia tersenyum menanti ketibaan crew di Lapangan Terbang Sultan Ismail Petra. Dia nih driver transport utk crew ke hotel and vice versa dari hotel ke airport. Mek mule2 kenal dia waktu kiteorang arrival last flight dari KL, so sampai KBR lewat malam, semue crew nak tapau the famous nasi lemak, so dia bawak lah kiteorang gi tapau. I malas nak turun, suruh la set crew mek tolong belikan, tinggal lah dia dalam van itiew dengan mek. Sembang2 sana sini, mek ingat ayat mengayat mek macam ini - sangat2 mek ingat...

"Haiyoh! Cepat lah diaorang nih! Nak beli nasi lemak ke nak buat nasi lemak!?"
"Kenape dik? Nak rushing ke mana? Bukannye ade ape2 dah pun - malam2 nih..."
"Tak der lah. Kite nak masuk bilik cecepat. Dah tak tahan nak mengisap rokok!"
"Oh - nak isap rokok. Ingatkan nak isap ape"

Oh-tidak! Takkan begitiew mudah? YES! IT WAS BEGITIEW MUDAH...

The next thing that happened, waktu sampai hotel, dalam tangan mek, dah ade phone number dia! Sampai bilik, mek terus la called dia. Sbb melalui apa yang kami borak berdua tadi, dia cakap dia boring, ingat nak lepak ngan mek. Ha, pucuk dicita ulam mendatang kaedahnye. Mek ape lagik, mempelawanye dengan kangkangan hebatz la!

Dia dtg la malam itiew, walaupun agak risau, takut hotel staff tahu tapi nothing happened pun. Kite orang borak2, isap rokok, minum2 - and go figure, yes, mek cikloi dia. First few times mek scandalious dengan dia, ala ala light2 blogjobs jer u ols. Tapi yang bestnye he was sooo exciting! Dia pandai lah - kejap dia nak duduk - kejap berdiri... kejap baring - tak pernah boring lah blowjob dia. Moaning dia pun leh tahan... very the abang abang.

Abang Malik was in his late 20s. I assume now he's 33 ke 34, cam tu la. He's not tall, around 5'6" aje kot, body not bad for late 20s... berketak lah jugak. Muka, very abang2 kemelayuan can do. Ex army katenye? Tah - mek bukannye pedulik pon. Married, 2 kids, tapi wife dia either bercerai or dah Innalillah kot - tah, itu mek tak sure. Pastu, konek, haiyoh! Mek rase ade la ala ala 6.5", and 24-7 mencanak mendongak ke arah atas. Dinch straight ok, selalu kepala konek dia tu hampir2 mengena pusatnye. So u ols leh imagine its always mendongak ke atas, bukannye straight ke depan.

I guess lama ke lamaan, dia makin bosan dengan hanye blowjobs. Dia mula pandai gentel teteques mek - bab isap jilat puting mek, haiyoh! Jangan tanye. Mek mengalami multiple orgasm ok! For a late 20s, malay man from KBR, he sure does know what KINKY and nasty sex means... ehehe. Love bite hampir2 dia nak buat nyeh - mek dinch benarkan. Ade satu malam itiew, mek rase, mek blowjob dia ade lah for 5 minutes, and for the next 55 minutes, he pleased me and my tits and my body aje tau! End of that 55minutes, I asked him to shoot his loads. Nyeh, shooting his loads, biar lambat, atau cepat, abang Malik NEVER mengecewakan u ols. Berdas das dia memancutkan air tambuninya u ols. Pekat, banyak... siap meraung moaning itiew yang mek langsung tak tahan ok! Tempat favoritenye, dada mek... muke mek... or tak pun, kalau mek yang ngada2... mek suruh dia berdiri, masturbate sampai dia cumm kat palm of his hand... figure out what I did lepas itiew? DINCH CERITS!

Soon, he said he wanted more - yes - itiew main vontotz lah itiew. Surprisingly, when it comes to anal, he was soooo, such a, gentlemen about it! Lembut jer dia belai vontotz gebau mek. Dinch push it in tergesa - always slow and steady - dinch mau hurt me kot. Tapi slow mlow dia pun, bile dia dah nak organisma lavarina melerts, haiyoh!!! Laju, persis mengayuh sampan melarikan diri dari lanun di laut ok! Memang dia laju mendayung ok. Tapi apa apa pun, mek TETAP gilakan moaning dia! Sedap sundel! Eheheheehehe.

Mek pun bukannye lama buat flight dalam negeri - setahun setengah. And you ols ingat TIAP2 bulan ka ada dapat KBR nighstops? Dinch! Mek pernah 3 bulan tak dapat nighstop kat KBR. Tapi mek dinch kisah - DIA tu ha yang kisah - sms mek tanye bile nak dtg, bile nak dtg - feeeeeeeeeeling kan? Tapi mek ingat sekali tu, somewhere during my last few flights, mek dapat n/stop KBR. Time tu mek hilang number phone dia sbb my hp hilang. And I tukar number also. So bile sampai KBR, ala ala, "Oh memori cintaku, datanglah kepadaku... Oh memori cintaku, aku rindu padamu" ADO!? NAN ADO! Tanye receptions pun dinch tahu cam mana nak hubungi dia. Dah la dia dah tak kerej dah - katanye kerej tempat lain. Sentap! And the new abang pick-up driver, DINCH can do! Sedeh! But apa apa pun, mek tetap gembira kerana mek pernah mengenali Abang Malik... :)

KOMEN!?!?!?

Ahah! Speaking of abang pick up - mek ade idea utk za nextz sexperience story - DENGAN ABANG2 TRANSPORT Mas - meaning those guys who sends us off back home from flight, and those who picks us up at home to the airport itiew lah. Ade ke? ADE U OLS! Sorang dua yang cando canco itiew, dahhhhhhhhh mak ngap. Kat mana? Kat umah mek lah. Shuben mek? NYEH! PERLU KE SHUBEN ADE time2 itiew? Mek pun bukannye bedengung sangat. Tunggu lah time2 shuben balik umah mak dia ke, shuben dinch stay overnight ke, dinch ade kat umah ke... haiyoh!!!! Sah sah kekadang mek balik flights siang2 buta - shuben gi kerej u ols... hehehehe - pandai makan, pandai simpan.... Tak per. Itu baru brief intro peeps... Nanti mek tulis entry bab itiew. It's 8am!!! WORK! Mek nak siap2 nak gi kerej now. Nanti mek sambung nah?

YOU OLS! LEEZ, BABYBEE! Haaa - entry ini ok tak? No long2 introductions kan? SUKE!? Ehehe

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

A New Day Has Come... SO?

2005-03-23T07:18:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...
It's 7.18am - yes, I'm up. I had a veeeeeeeeeeeeeery sound and peaceful sleep last night - woke up susah jugak tadik at 6.30am - tu pun jenuh memula mak tok kejutkan at 6.15am, then my mom at 6.30 - kalau ade my dad - confirm dia kejutkan at 6am! So bangun, subuh, then baca Quran satu surah lagi hari nih. Pastu I decided malas la nak tidur balik - kang confirm beralasan lagi nak gi masuk office pepagi nih. Tak per, cekalkan hati - tabahkan pendirian - aku MAMPU!... ekeke

Guess what? Entry for Wednesday at fotopage.com mek dah online - dah up! Sukenye tgk pics2 itiew. Wanna see? As usual, click HERE to view my Wednesday - All About Cars entry... hehehe

Mek rase mek sempat nak calitkan lagi lumpur slut ke muke mek nih utk pagi nih. Remember mek nak bukak citer pasal scandal in KBR? I mean, Kota Bharu? Lets!!! Biar satu dunia now know 'am not that innocent' jugak when it comes to being naughty - Well, nak buat cam mana. Setia pada seorang lover, but of course- Tapi adik2, kite kena keep our options open. Tak der nye kes setia metia 24-7 u ols. How sure are u si DIA pun setia metia 24-7? Bukan tak der kepercayaan - its just, life, is so unpredictable. For all you know your lover could be goin' out with your friend? Ooppss! Dah dah case closed dah that bab itiew... eheheh. All I'm saying here is that, you may think,... ape nih fefetz nih... banyaknye scandal dalam dan luar negeri. Hai, namanye crew MAS - ambassador to the world - ala ala menteri dalam dan luar negeri la gittu... eheheh. Although waktu the years mek fly itiew, mek memang tgh bercouple - but all those swing2 here and there, feelingless - eh, got mehhh such word, feelingless? Ahhh - janji korang paham. No, bukan mek nak deny yang mek jahat. Mek akui mek jahat nakal getek gatal semua I admit - semue tu ade, kalau tidak, masa kan mek mampu ade scandals kat banyak stations. Tapi, my love and my heart was always for my one and only true love, AT THAT TIME LAH! Tapi since shit happened, mek macam, haiiiiiii mujur jugak mek makan luar - kalau idak - nyesal tak kesudah!

No more goody good girl...

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Kusangkakan panas sampai ke petang...

2005-03-22T23:33:00.000+08:00

Rupernye... ADO!? Nan-ado! Mendung jer tetiber ptg nih. No, not keadaan cuaca, hell no am no weather girl nah! I meant my life, my day, today.

Kan siang tadik ok lah - itu la ini lah -lepas lunch amik my car lah itu la ini lah. Snap pics la itu ini. The 'mendung' story was...,

Abang Safri busy- tak jadik balik. Seharian dia dok msg mek... antara kandungannye...
Dia msged hp mek ptg tadik...
"Hello... did u know that we had equinoks yesterday?"

I replied
"Hello? Me and you different country is it? Of course I know... why ek?"

Then dia hantar msg sms satu lagi pulak
"Do you also know that people are still being begeaded in Iraq?"

Mek pun replied
"I'm aware of that... "

"Do you know that IKEA is being penalized by the authority for serving sosej with usus babi?"
Sms dia lagi itiew. Then, lepas itiew, mek ala ala sentap, terus replied...
"Do you know that I don't have the slightest idea what's your point asking me all these questions???"

Then after awhile, baru dia replied...
"U c, there r a lot of things dat r happenin in our world 2day.. So i have maself reasons 4 not bein able 2 go back 2 c u... maybe this weekend kot I balik. Till then, u take care of urself..."

Then al kesah penutupan majlis berbalas sms, mek pun replied...
"Alahai Abang, wouldn't it be a lot easier for you to tell me dari awal? I can understand lah Abang. Your adik nih bukannye budak2 lagik dah. Hehehe. I'll be here la Abang, buzz me whenever you're back in town. Till then, you please take good care of yourself for me. Be good, and hey, miss ya! Bye"

See!?!? How dengan maturednye mek membalas sms itiew. Pasti dia tak menduga tak menyangka. Ehehehe. Tapi walhal sebenarnye, mek dah menangis drama queen dah satu baldi! Ekekeke..

Just as I thought of happy Tuesday night... addinch? I was kindda like expectin' him to come back. Tapi since he wasss supposed to be back since yesterday, dan tak der citer sms pe pe pun dari dia except "M not sure yet tapi m 60% of goin' back.. Don wori, i'l keep ma promise..." Tu jer yesterday. Tau tau today? Huwwwaaaaaaarghh!!! Tak per- sabar, sabar.
No wonder la dia tak reply msg mek semalam - sampai ke time mek gi amik my mom also dia tak balas, mek tau dia tak balik. Sedehhhh... ekeke

Tapi, ade lagik yang 'mendung' nampak gayonye... my back pain is back a bit. Motifnye? Tetiber malam nih mek sakit belakang balik? Mek pun tak sure why... tadik baru telan ponstan lepas mengaji quran. Sakit sikit. Tah lah, maybe angin kot?

As I'm typing this entry - it's RAINING!!!! Alhamdulillah - selepas itiew Equinoqs semalam, mek tgh hari nih ala ala mendung thunder storm on the way je ptg tadik. Now, see - dah hujan. Sejukkkk la malam nih! BEST! Seronok lah orchids2 mek! Speaking of orchids, esok mek dinch mau updatekan apa apa kat fotopages mek sbb I've done a future entry dated for tomorrow, ala, pics2 yang siang tadik kat Asas Auto and also kat Perodua itiew lah. So that will be an entry for esok, Rabu. KHAMIS punye entry however, will be ORCHIDS!! PART II!!!!
Ehehehehe - ade lah time mek nak belek2 pics2 itiew dan go netsurfing, cari scientific names for each flowers... ye ke dok? Ekekekeek

Mek rase mek nak tidur awal la malam nih. Dah la hujan, nak kuar senyap2 pun apa motif dan kesnye? Bukannye leh gi memana pon...

Oh, ha! Remember Iskandar? The guy yang I met dalam ferry kat Penang last week itiew - dahhh sunyi dah! Mampos dah kot? Sedeh la jantanz cam tu. Hmmm - perlu ke ku kembali ke pangkuan Abang S dan kuda2nye? Ekekekekekeekek Addinch! Mek rela macam nih jer buat masa ini... Ehehe

Dah la - Aku dah mule melalut dah nih. Izinkan beta beradu... nights2 peeps!

PS - Esok mek rase mek nak buat entry pasal - I had scandalious nights each time I nightstop kat Kota Bharu. Dengan siape? Ade ade lah itiew! Setahun lebih mek do narrow body domestic flights, kalau mek nighstop Kota Bharu, dia jer mek jumpe... suke, baik orangnye. Mau tahu siape? Jenguk2 lah blog esok, nah? Ehehehehe

Goodnight peeps!!!!
Regards with love,
The Greatest Slut Of All - eheheh self claimed title nih! MISS G! DIAM! Ko tak yah nak meng'iyer'kan statement itiew! Ehehehe... NOOO! Don't even THINK of saying "THE CHEAPEST SLUT OF ALL!" That would be Zizie Kezie... ekekeke.. LOL!!! Kan BBee kan kan kan kan??? I wonder who's turn sekarang type script Telenovela itiew... hmmmm

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

A visit to Toyota Showroom

2005-03-22T13:02:00.000+08:00

Dearest all -
Pagi nih I started my day with a visit to the Toyota showroom somewhere near Mergong Industrial area. Well - what can I say - mek dah in love dengan Vios. Honda City - out out out of the list! Ehehehe. Mek very the teruja with Vios.

CLICK HERE TO EXPERIENCE VIOS!!!

So anyways, mek pun berbincang la itiew ini itiew ini dengan Mr. Vellu, the salesperson yang ade kat showroom itiew, with my mom of course, sitting there, closely mendengar penjelasan tah apa apa jer mek pun dinch layan sbb mek sebok belek2 the pricing quotations ape bende semua tu. Nak tgk kereta itiew?

Yang remaining pics beserta pic2 abang2 mekanik kat Asas Auto - tempat mek gi hantar my Kenari itiew for servicing semue tadik - ade kat fotopages mek. Click HERE to check out abang2 itiew - eh! I mean, more pics of Vios and waktu mek gi service kereta. Ekekeke. Kalau tak keluar lagi hari ini - tunggu2 aje lah esok WEDNESDAY punye entry nah? Ehehehehe. Bukan ape - mek tannak mixkan entry TUESDAY yang hanya concentrate bab alam kampung dan sawah bendang kering itiew dengan gambar kereta dan abang2 mekanik.. ekkeke

Wah - mek dapat komens best2 nih pasal entry mek lately nih. Leez, perlu ke perli mek sakan2? Yer lah u ols - hem bukannye mampu nak buat entry ala ala White House macam kat blogpage u ols.. Hehe- speaking about that, ha, bile nak ajar mek buat entry ala ala straight to the point dan persis ucapan membunuh Bush di White house, macam kat page u ols itew??? Ehehe - hem selalu kona banyak sangat sebelum sampai ke sexperience point tu. Tu yang buat BB tak senang duduk garu fefets jer tu. BB! Amboiihh kaaauuu bukan main erk? Bila nak belanja mek kat Kepala Bataih itiew? Miss G - suke ahhh aku nak tulis ape. Blog aku, ko kisah pe? Ehehehe - duduk diam2 baca pastu comment, dah! Ehehehe

PS - speaking about comments - asal tak der comments kat mek punye fotopages? Tgk stats yang mengview dan pi visit page mek, sikit punye banyak. Tapi comments, nan ado? Cam mano nih! Mirch! Promosi cam mana nak buat nih??? Eeheheh

Wokeh! Time lunch! Nak makan! Nyeh -my mom ade hari nih masak air asam! Cicah dengan daging goreng! HAIYOH!!! WHO CAN RESIST??? Lets kembungkan perut!!!!!!!!!

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Sex in the City - Singapore pulak dahhh!!!

2005-03-21T22:48:00.000+08:00

Dearest all,

Haaaaaaaaaa! Mek dah kembali nak mencalitkan lumpur kat muke mek dengan sexperiences mek di kota singa itiew, Singapore!!!

Yang ini bebetul mek ingat2 lupa sbb it happened waktu mek baru joined the airlines. Nak kata baru fly sangat2 tu, tak der lah baru sangat... I remembered it was during one of my local/domestic flights. So since mek memang buat local/domestic/regional flights for the first 1 1/2 years before naik buat widebodied fleets for international routes, so I'd consider it as, 'awal2 mule fly' lah citernye... hehehe. So this citer lahanat nih mesti dalam tahun 2000 kots...

Waktu tu I buat shuttle flight SIN (Meaning its like KL - Sin - KL - Sin - KL and finally back to Sin for nighstop) - it's a codeshare flight between Malaysia Airlines and Singapore Airlines

Penat wooo flight cam tu. Very kiasu flights penuh kiasus, kiasus Singaporean? ADDINCH! KIASSUUU MALAYSIANS FEELING SINGAPOREAN ade lah! Benci tau. It was a rushingh 50/55minutes coffeetea service, memang rushing. I remember I was working in Business class. Tapi memandangkan leading stewardess mek VERY efficient, mampu nih buat service refreshment GCC ( business class) sorang2 nih - dia suruh mek gi tolong the three oh-so-junior-crew kat EY (economy). Mek pun dgn berat hati pi lah tolong serve teacoffee itiew.
Mek kalau Kul - Sin shuttle flight, mek mengaku, memang malas ok nak keje EYCL - benci.

So dalam mek dok serve itiew, mek served this guy, smart looking guy - malay mek rase. Mek budget Malaysian kite la, ye ke tak? Ekekeke. Serve serve, nyeh, TAK SEMENA MENA nihhh main mata nih! No, not him, ME! Ehehe - me ala ala senyum manja sambil macam genyit2 mata - buat tabiat ke ape tah aku time tu. So tak per lah... as the usuals, mek lepas dah habis service, mek tolak la coffeetea carts tu ke galley kat belakang B737 yang kecik itiew yang mampu membawa 128 pax in EY dan 16 pax in GCC. So mek pun amik lah pen ngan postcard - No, dinch tulis apa apa - saje lalu kat cabin EY, kan one aisle jer kan. So apa lagik, catwalkarina lah mek. Sampai kat row 10D (it's an aisle seat) mek macam,

"Eh, sorry, Encik, you ke tadi ade mintak pen ngan postcards dari I? Ke siape tah?" Giittu! Very the dramarina mek sebagai pembuka bicara, kan??? Nyeh, TO MY SURPRISE, dia pi amik jugak pen ngan postcard itiew, mengiyakan bende yang tak betul pun. Hehehehehe. Very the teknik classic mek menjadik! Ehehehe

So mek went back to Business Class cabin mek, gossip kejaps dengan Leading mek sebelum mek cleared GCC cabin, for landing. Landed kat Sin, dia keluar cam tu jer dari aircraft katanye. WHERE'S YOUR NUMBER ASSHOLE!? JERK! Maki jer mek dalam hati time tu. Sentapnye!!! Free free dia dapat itiew pen ngan postcards yang tak seberapa itiew...

So on ground kat Singapore Changi, kiteorang transit for 45 minutes kot before the next flight back to KL. Waktu tu baru sector ke 3. Sector is like, erm, cam mana nak explain ek? 1 sex... eh... sex pulak... 1 sector is like KL to SIN. Itu satu sector. Then SIN back to KL, dah second sector. So when mek cakap 3rd sector tadik, mek dah dari KL ke SIN la. Ade tinggal lagik dua sector, balik KL and back to SIN before we ended our flight. So dalam pada tgh dok transit tu, mek dok buat on ground transit duties, mai lah terkedek2 sekor stewardess Cha-ya-nun-alif dari EY... catwalk hazab nih!

"You you, tadik itu olang ada itu pass lumber ini pada you... lia pesan suluh kasi sama you.." Eehehe - very Cina bukit kan cara mek propah? Eheheheehehe

So cut cut cut story short -the note yang ade contact number and a msgnye SEINGAT2 mek lah it was something like this...

Hi. Just a simple note here, with my
contact number +6562 2242. I found
out from one of you colleagues that
you and your set will be nighstoping
in Singapore? Cool – it’s Friday night.
Maybe we can go out? Do call – bye

Zack

Curlast tak mek? Sanggup nih pi buat ala ala attachment notes dari Microsoft Words nih - sanggup! Semata2 nak menghidupkan suasana... ehehehe. So Namanye Zack*Or at least, seingat2 mek itu la kot namanye* So, kaedahnye, dia Malaysian kers? Siap ade local Singapore number nih? Was was binti sehsuatuhs nihs! Hurmm...

So potong sana potong sini citer, tibalah mek habis flight dan dah dalam bus nak gi hotel. Waktu itiew crew MAS duduk itiew Orchard Hotel Singapore - very cantiques sundel hotel itiew, dah dekat sangat dengan Orchard Road - the shoppers paradise.

So anyways, dalam shuttle bus tu mek dah nak call - tapi memandangkan batt kong, mek kena jugak tunggu masuk bilik, charge phone itiew. Sesampai ke bilik mek, serebahnye mek atas katil empuk itiew, mek terus mendial number yang telah diberikan...

And so we talked and talked and finally he asked me out - SEMPAT LAH DIA MENGHABISKAN BILL AKU! Sial je! It was a Friday night and Friday nights kat sana pun happening jugak. Sah sah HRC Singapore dah dekat sangat dahhhh dengan hotel kiteorang. So details about Zack? Aiyoh - mek ingat2 lupe lah sundelz. Mek make believe kejaps, can ah? Ehehehe... No lah - seingat aku lah kan, si Zack ini, Malay *ish, isn't that obvious?* ehehe. So he was somewhere in his late 20s, local Singaporean Malay, mother org JB kot tak silaps mek. Tall, around 177cm? Yer yer - mek masih kekal juara ketinggian gittu.. ekeke. Ala ala dinch kurus, he's somewhat, more to love? Ala ala cub cub la not chubs eh... comel2 la gittu. But with his height, tak nampak sangat. Pakai specs. Kulit ala ala putih gittu2 la. Ha... itu la seingat2 mek.

So dia pun malam itiew bawak lah mek kuar gi HRC Singapore - ok lah that place, not that bad.
YER!!, mek dinch dragonrina ok! Very the light2 miyami selapis and also berpakaian ala ala semi-dragon... top ketats very the, and jeans three quater ala ala womanz sangat. Sandals???? Dinch! Mek ala ala pakai sport shoes woman tennis player itiew - very the sporty woman ala ala pengkids berjaya. Eheheeh. So keluar ngan dia - dia kenalkan dengan geng2 dia. HANJENG jer! SEMUE HAZAB! Mau jantan mau betina - geng2 dia HAZAB SEKALS! Minum malam itiew, jgn tanye lah. Mek ala ala mementenkan diri as perempuan kampung berorange juice sahaj ok! Tapi mek noticed Zack minum sikit *mesti dalam otak dia ala ala dah ready nak fuckerina mek - so dinch mau minum takut mek reject*

CUT STORY SHORT! Haiyoh - bab intro aje dah panjang. Harus BBee dan Amira A maki hamun mek sbb punye lah panjang nak get to the sexperience points.. heheheh

So anyways, lepas dah menari melalak minum ape semue kat HRC itiew, we all balik lah ke hotel mek. Waktu on the way balik tu, ha, INI memang MEK ingat dia kata kat mek...

"So I hope you had fun tonight, because I know I did, thanks to you..." Nyeh! Isn't that sweet!?!?!?!

"Awww Zack - stop it. You're making me blush" Yes - that was my respond, in another way I was trying to say 'Quit sweet talking with me and get me in bed u moron!" Hehehe...

And SO we did it. I was a wonderful evening. Nyeh - I remember we did it like, there's no tomorrow. TWICE ok he came, TWICCEEE OK! Mek? Mek kepenatan sunggoh sundel. He was good. I remembered we did it in front of the mirror... aiyoh, me so shy. But he kept on doin' it and said he loved me... AIYOH! SO PROPAH JANTAN2 kan? SPEDO KUAT NIH!!!!!!

He had this nice 5.5" not too big not too small dicky size for me. Memang mak suke. Tapi yang mek very the gerun was it was slightly crooked dicky... slightly diverting to the right of me if I were sitting or squating down in front of his body. Nyeh, very the banana ramba crooked nye ok! BULU!? I must say - nak jer mek amik gunting, tolong trim kan. VERY the hutan belantara - tapi SURPRISELY wangi bau ala ala bau like one of those Palmolive Aroma Theraphy shower cream itiew. How? Eheheheeh - ganyang jer lah kan. Tapi dia satu je kureng, maybe sbb doin' it with ppl like me - dia kureng bab bab kissing. Tapi kalau bab body licking, nyeh, nak terkencing mek getik atas katil itiew tau. And my GOD! He MOANS! And I REALLY mean it when I said, he REALLY MOANED - mek rase bilik sebelah kalau ade orang, confirm dgr. Especially time dia nak cumm. The first time was like all over my body... that was sooo ultimately kinky! Ekekeke. Campur sweat dia, haiyoh - very der! The second one however, well, lets just say, biar I jer lah tahu kat mana dia meletopkan lava panasnya itiew! HEHEHEHEEHE

DAN alkaedah, dia tidur situ sampai esok pagi. Nyeh, kesahnye pagi tu mek punye wake up call was at 7am, pick up was at 8am - I woke up at 7.55am!!! Haiyoh! Menggelabah aku! Kejutkan dia, and mujur dia seorang yang penyayang dan baik hati *made me wonder kejap time itiew - he meant what he said is it? The part he said "I love you" each time he thrust-it-in me, hmmmmmm* Dia yang hantar mek gi Changi. Departure was at 9.30am. I remembered sampai airport at 8.45am. My set crew sampai at 8.30am. Ok lah. Not bad kan? Ehehe tapi tu pun kena jugak mek dengan my captain, bising itu ini. Mek kasik alasan - I overslept as I had terrible migraine last night. Migraine my ASS! Eheheheeheheheheh

Comments! MARI! Ehehehehe

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Updates!

2005-03-21T13:10:00.000+08:00

Dearest all... Assalamualaikum...

My my - it's been a while kan since I last posted an entry? Ceh! Sah sah yesterday jer mek posted an entry. Over tau BBee kata nak updates! updates! Eheheheeh

I've updated my fotopages! - Click HERE to check it out! Hehehe

Ptg semalam *Sunday* mek gi lepak kat this flower shop Seri Delima - chitchat gossip, mengumpat mengutuk mengeji - propah sana sini kejaps. Then I masuk office kejap walaupun demam ala ala light2 sugi - masuk office, printed out my resume and what not - then lari kejap gi jumpe my friend kat Holiday Villa itiew. Pastu sembang pi sembang mai, dia mintak mek cakap dgn Datuk Bandaraya itiew - bapak si Kak Ju kawanku itu lah. Mek tanye, motif? Motifnye - mek maybe can get in Holiday Villa cepat sikit, dan bab gaji nih - va va voom la jugak. MOTIFNYE!?!?! Mek dinch mau masuk kerej itiew ikut bontot! I mean, back door! Ehehee. Mek refuse to do that. Dinch. Mek akan cuba sendirian berhad. Kalau tak dapat - eheheh baru mek calling2 Kak Jue.. ekekekekekeke

And then ptg gi swimming segala mala. Malam lepak umah kejaps - then gi umah my sister in law. Waktu kat sitiew ler mommy called cakap the shocking news al kaedah she's coming back to AOR and pindah dok sini lah pulak. Habis tu Bapak? Bapak will ulang alik seminggu sana (KL) seminggu sini. I asked my mom, ape kes terkejut terkujat nak pindah ke A/S pulak (THAT'S IT! HABIS LAH KES KES MEK NAK KELUAR FREELY LEPAS NIH! CHIS!) - she said she's worried about Mak Tok and wanted to be close to her mom. Ok, cannot rebut anything pasal tu. So mek terima jer la walaupun memuncungkan bibir depan kakak ipar mek yang dok jelir2 lidah ala ala "HAHA PADAN MUKA!" Sial jer - tapi sialan itiew dinch bertahan lama itiew!!!!!

News flash!!! Mek either nak tukar kerets lah or maintain the kenari and sell-off the BMW, either one lah. But most likely BMW itiew, away you go now! Mek malas dah la - maintain haram tak - kalau nak maintain also, very derrrrr u ols! Malas dah guna kerets ala ala continental cars itiew... Mek nak go for Civic kot. Tah - tunggu my mom balik dulu. Cam mana tetiber kes amik kereta baru?? Ade ade lah itiew!!!!! EHEHEEHHEEHEHEH

Pastu today bangun - had a bad migraine tapi tetap gagahkan diri utk buat some work and also emails kejaps after Quran satu surah. Pastu breakfast skipped. Terus gi keluar gi banks la settled itu la ini lah. Then by 10.30am dah masuk office kejap, walaupun temanye sakit. Updated my fotopages lagi - pastu, erm, chatted for a while, this and that, cleared this and that kat office - and then, THAT'S IT! BALIK! Oh wait - I didn't balik direct. Me singgah kat Pejabat Kementerian Pendidikan Kedah jumpe this one ol' penolong pengarah something - dia nak passed me some stuffs to have to it passed to my dad. Tah - pa pa jer lah. Balik - terus lunch. Yes, the new maid masakkan. Nyeh - noticed how I dah tak puasa? JARANG dah sekarang nak puasa? YES - well figured - me dah bertambah berat ok!

SO now baru lepas lunch - nak jadik ular sawa la kejap. Ptg nih nak gi fix something kat my Kenari, the red ferrari itu. And plus - today, GUESS what day is it!? Yes - Monday - berape hari bulan???? Correcto March 21st. Who's coming back on March 21st? NO not my mom lah! Kalau u ols ikuti perkembangan blogs mek, u ols tahu cerits ini... YEZZZZ Abang Safrikiew... ekekeek. Mek bermsg dengan dia, dia balik malam nih - TAH TAH SATU flight ngan mak aku tak? Isk isk isk... kessss kess! Cam mano? Eheheeh... Tah - dia tak reply lagi my last msg yang berbunyi beginik...

"Abang sampai dengan Air Asia ke MH? Ptg ke malam? Sbb mama pun balik dari KL malam nih flight MH... " - ala ala gittu la kehendaknye sms itiew... ehehehe

Ok - will be back later kot in an hour or so. Mek ade new entry nak buat and yes again, mek nak heatkan balik page ini dengan sexperiences mek waktu mek jadik cabin crew... ehehehe. REMEMBER - apa mek buat tatkala nightstop tak der kaitan dengan kualiti service in-flight mek dan jugak my level of dedikasi tatkala bertugas -pls bare that in mind nah. Mek kalau keje, keje sunggoh. Kalau dah nightstop, setankan diri sunggoh2...ehehehehehehe

Adios peeps!

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

The Truth About, CABIN CREW - Time to rebut

2005-03-20T11:18:00.000+08:00

Dearest all,

I'm referring to my entry dated March 16th, 2005 - headline "Coffee or Tea for you? The truth about cabin crew".

I've been receiving a lot of comments both on my blogpage here and also personally through my email. Thank you so much - really appreciated the comments. Menunjukkan ade la jugak org baca dan komen.

Mek bukan nak rebut komen2 itiew. Cuma mek nak jelaskan bahawasanya - heeheh bahawasanya nih! Ok, anyways, mek nak jelaskan bahawa, DIFFERENT PEOPLE DIFFERENT PERCEPTIONS. Lain org lain ragam. All I wrote dalam entry itiew was basically how I felt about the work and about being a cabin crew. Like, I meant when I said don't you think for one minute the job is simple and glamorous and boom, every 25th of the month, your pay is out. No no no no. You have to take pride in that job yang SOME ppl claimed NOTHING if compared to Nurses and Teachers.

To that person yang claimed kejer crew nih NOTHING and compared it with nurses and teachers - 1 Q. Can you compare Orange and Apple? YES you can - but can u decide which one lagi sedap? NO u can't sbb kalau U say Orange lagi MASAM dan Apple sedap, ape pulak pendapat orang yang SUKA masam dan tak suke sweet apples? Get the pic tak? I hope you do when you claimed keje crew nih NOTHING compared to nurses and teachers. Challenges nye you said tak seberapa jadik nurses and teachers - true. You can compare them. But that doesnt give you the every right to say keje crew nih NOTHING? Sbb why - ade pernah u rasa how penat buat short international flights with HALF of the entire aircrafts' oven in the galley rosak, with full load of pax and minimum crew? You can never imagine.... so don't go telling me and other readers like you know it all been there done that. Seriously, memang MOST of the time its like routine work - keje dah leh prepare, dah tahu dah A to Z dari KL sampai London - but the unexpected scenes dalam flight? Ado can we prepare? Addinch - nan-ado.

And about comment pasal crew2 semuanya prefer layan Mat Salleh dari layan Asian. I wanted to write about that also tapi takut sensitive maha sangat. Reason we alls crew layan mat salleh more, senang - these ppl tak fussy sangat2 and the fact that they are more friendly dah tak kerek. Asian kita nih majority, I SAID MAJORITY not all ek, so jgn salah paham lagik dengan konsep ayat mek. Asians majority sensitive, ade yang some hyper-sensitive. And dah la sensitive, hidung tinggi. Macam mana crew tak sentap? Duduk Economy, tapi demand melebey lebey dari first class pax. Cam mano? I know I experienced A LOT of Asian pax yang baik hati gile2 punye lah. Siap compliment letters kasik mek, siap borak2, kasik jaga anak2 diaorang lah itu la ini, gelak2 - TAPI ade jugak Asian pax yang mek layan - KITE KASIK SALAM, pergh - buat dunno nih - Aha! First impression org Mat Salleh VERY good. Naik2 jer kapal terbang, mek bukak mulut jer "Good morning Sir/Madam" - nyeh - diaorang leh greet kita balik, and siap2 borak2 sampai ke seat diaorang. Asian kite, dah la ade kalanya tu jawab salam pun idak *kononnye dalam hati* tapi, dah greet tu, pandang straight jer. Tgk muka kami pun dinch. Awat, jijik sangat ka? Nak pandang, tak mau cakap - SENYUM pun jadik lah. Ini tak - naik kapal je, masaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam jer. Ha - now u tell me, cam mana kami tak rasa lebih seronok nak serve whites?

Pastu ade comment dari sorang hamba Allah yang teringin nak join crew. Dek non - MAS memang employ stewards tapi they are not fussy sangat. Serious, luck u ade - ade lah position. Worry not. U tanye susah tak male nak jadik steward? Tak lah - steward by far sebenarnye dalam MAS kalau dlm flight - kadang2 ja dapat working position in the cabin, dealing with serving and pax. MOST of the time stewards akan kejer dalam Galley (dapur le kirenye). You akan incharge dalam galley itu, u la heat meal, u lah load meal. U lah coordinate services, you lah tukar silih berganti trolley/cart - u la transfer meal dari oven ke cart, u lah incharge transfer meal dari freezer cart ke dalam over utk dipanaskan. U lah transfer roti2 dari kotak ke dalam plastic oven and then chuk-it-into the oven for breakfast service. Semuanya you - tapi jgn bimbang. Once u dah familiar with only GALLEY LOADING and SERVICE CONCEPT - there's NOTHING to it. Ha - itu baru betul penggunaan the word NOTHING. Serious. You dah familiar dengan those two - buat la any meal services, you pasti tahu what you're doin. Susah tu memang susah tapi kalau u know what you're doin', it'll be a bit easier. No doubt memang MASIH susah but it wont be as hard as if u langsung don't know what you're doin'. Kalau u dah bebetul mahir - cepat dan smooth jer service you.

TAPI kalau THOSE yang intend nak masuk airline dengan KONSEP - ku ingin bergaji beribu, kerje SENANG, dan glamor dan leh travel the world to SHOP - buang dulu la niat nak jadik crew tu. DLM otak satu jer - U MESTI NAK JOIN CREW SBB U LOVE SERVING PEOPLE AND COMMUNICATING with them. Kalau kire nak gaji beribu, tapi tak take pride in work - tak guna. Kalau kire nak keje senang, MANA ADA KEJE SENANG tapi GAJI BERIBU!? Kalau nak kire glamor, TRUST ME - you WONT STAY LONG in the airlines. AND travel the world? Jgn kerana itu u jadikan alasan nak join crew! KESIAN yangthose yang memang LOVE TO SERVE PPL AND COMMUNICATE WITH 1001PEOPLE. Kerana YOU yang kerje dengan MAS BERMOTIFKAN gaji beribu, nak keje senang, glamour dan travel tu - org yang bebetul LOVE the work tak dapat keja. Faham dak? Errr - so - pikir la bebetul. DO what you like doing. Jgn MENGGUNAKAN kerja ni utk dapatkan apa yang u nak sedangkan u LANGSUNG tak minat. Mula2 ok lah - lama2 bila dah muak - mula u buat perangai. Tannak gi flight la, gi flight ala kadar la... ade tau manusia cam tu waktu I fly dulu. And kerana attitude cam tu, I feel sorry for them sbb tak dapat sedar betapa bestnya serve people and getting to know 1001 jenis ragam manusia, besides u learn a lot of stuffs in fine dining and also yes, the travelling part - when u love your job - ok, contoh. KUL - London. Kalau u hanya looking fwrd nak sampai ke London tu jer...you takkan rasa seronok kat dlm flight "Ish bile nak sampai London nih - mek nak gi sana gi sini.." Dah mula berangan - meal services ke mana apa ke mana. Ok then u sampai London - fair enuff. Happy la u ols in London. Tapi sehari sebelum departure? "Ala - dah nak balik dah esok! Dah la tu, 14 jam pulak stuck dlm kapal tu sebelum sampai KL! BORING!!!!" - haaaa... Jadik, trip London tu, boring dan bosan dan tak memorable sebenarnye. Not if u seronok keje dalam flight, happy jer - sampai London, meriah, happy pusing2, jalan2, then balik dari London
pun u're looking fwrd for ur work and also the fact that nak pulang ke tanah air - all the time happy, ha - it reflects in your work tau.

I guess all I'm saying here is that keje crew, bukan semudah yang u sangka dan keje crew nih, jgn u ols pandang sebelah mata - kononnya NOTHING compared to other professions yang lebih mulia tapi pulangan tak seberapa. We get what we deserve in life- but I admit some don't. It's a question of luck - and who's on your side. Government has always been on our side, crew. Our company realized the fact that its not easy for us to work with full load of 300 pax over in B747 on route to London. Our supervisors knows that we've done a great job on board - and must be really tired - so they let us take an extra half an hour rest more. So basically, don't jump into conclusions saying its nothing by being a crew, and don't worry much about being a crew, thinking its all that hard and tough - important thing here is that - work smart, enjoy work and take pride in the things you do, even when it comes to cuci jamban... :)

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Fotopages mek dah diupdatekan!!!

2005-03-20T11:13:00.000+08:00

Dearest all -

In my last entry, mek cakap, mek ade dua entry lagi kan pagi nih? This is one of them - notificasiooonnnssss to u olsssssssszz! Mek dah updated itiew fotopages itiew dengan gambar yang disnappywappykan semalam, March 19th 2005. MAU TGK??? Click HERE. Should this link fail to open up another browser and take you to the page, please check on my side board on the left handside of this page - look for Links to my other sites: Lea's fotopages at fotopages.com.

Daaaaaaaaa

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

I woke up this morning in tears...

2005-03-20T10:54:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...
It has been a while since I last cried. Eh, no no no - I'll rephrase that nah. It has been a while since I last woke up and found myself crying, in tears... aha! That's better.

Storynya tadik pagi lepas Subuh, seriously, mek sakit kepala sangat. Feeling2 nak demam pun ade. So terus mek dengan niat mau sambung tidur lepas minum itiew Madu sawda' and also panadol dua bijik, lepas Subuh of course. Then mek bermimpi - can't recall how it started but it involved my two big idiotic brothers and one small pathetic little sister. Parents? Wallahua'lam - not in the scene. I guess diaorang dah 'tak der' in my dreams - Na'uzubillah...

So what happened was - tah cam mana tah... My abang sulung came from somewhere, dtg tgk adik2 dia - meaning my second abang, me and my younger sister. I was so ultimately happy. Tapi timbul lah pulak babak penghabisan ini, babak yang just before me started crying. He (my Abang Sulung itiew) said he had to go and leave the three of us. He said he couldn't stay. THAT'S when I started crying like nobody's business, hugging him, melutut begging him not to go but he still went away. Nyeh - mek nangis yang bukan maha DQ ok! Mek nangis yang maha serious sentap bebetul nih! Nangis nih! And then I woke up.... then after waking up itiew, mek sambung nangis... hehe - NOW ITIEW baru nangis Drama Queen! Ehehe

Moral of the story - dalam adik beradik mek - all four of us memang semua tak sehaluan. Well - we all started semua sehaluan since small (I'm talking about the first three kids excluding my younger sister) and the things started to change between my second brother, and I, towards my abang sulung, when he left us and went to boarding school. Both of us terasa ditinggalkan cam tu jer. Of course we were small but still, sbb sayang twrds each other tu kuat, and when he left us for boarding school itiew, mek ngan mek nye second brother, sentaps ok! That's when abang kedua mek ngan mek dah started KURENG ngan our first brother. Tapi me and my second brother, haiyoh - rapatz sundel!

THEN timbul pulak time my second brother nak gi boarding school. Dahhh me pulak sentaps dengan my second brother! Time tu the three of us tak der our younger sister. So I was like the last one, so, sentap lah, I have to stay alone. Well - aku dah melalut dah nih bab bab family pulak... Ehermmm... AGAIN - moral of the story is that I think that melalui mimpi itu, ia nak tunjuk kat mek - all these while mek claimed abang sulung mek yang mek paling tak sayang paling meluat paling sentaps... sebenarnye, me missed him kot? Jumpe selalu pun ala ala kadar je now that he's married with kids and what not - tapi, don't you agree the msg mimpi tu cuba sampaikan? I missed him so much? Cam tu ka? Hmmm - funny kan? Mek paling menyampah in REAL life abang sulung mek. And mek tahu in real life, NOW, yang nampak ngam gila2 adalah my second brother with my first brother. Tapi dalam mimpi tu, my second brother and my sister, boleh nih, buat tak tahu jer time abang sulung mek cakap he can't stay. They nangis pun idak, tgk muka abang sulung I pun idak - ape kes??? MEK jer yang ghengah nihhh menannnngihhh tak mau mau nih!!!! Teresak2 ok! Hmmmmmmm Mek nak layari laman web "TAFSIR MIMPI" lah itiew... eheheheehe

Ok lah - cukup lah kata pembukaan, perasmian entry pertama untuk hari ini... Mek ade DUA lagi entry yang akan mek buat selepas ini....

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

It's Saturday night peeps!!!

2005-03-19T20:52:00.000+08:00

So???

Hehehe - here we are again, another entry, on a boring Saturday night here. I'll soon survive kot the 'not-going-out' routine procedures... ehehehe.

Apa mek buat hari ini? Well -lepas sebok sebok hal madu sawda' itiew, mek balik, online japs, pastu tidur setidur2 'alam saaampai la Asar. Prayed, Yassin, pastu, yer! Pandai pon! Mek kuar gi swimming. And as usual, mek dengan mek punye Nokia, senantiasa ditangan. So mek ade lah captured some pics, menarik jugak hari ini. Tapi utk updatesnya, tunggu la esok. Mek dah upload dah. Tunggu masuk ESOK jer, baam! Online la pics2 itiew, termasuk pics chicken berbaju merah itieeew!!!! Ehehehee...

So how was swimming? Boring - Abang Rafi off hari nih, sedeh! And then hari nih, macam, seriously boring yang teramatz. So mek macam tak kuasa sangat. Hari nih also macam kalau tak disebabkan hal urusan madu sawda itiew, mek dah confirm bosan giler babeng! Tah la, hari nih awat macam boring gile semacam ja nih? Hmmmm

Dan dari mak mula merapu cendana, baik mek end sinik dulu. Mek nak update resume. Mek dengar dari kawan mek Holiday Villa AS wants Event Manager. Mek feeling2 nak test tgk. Mana tau rezeki itiew. Business? Haiyoh - itu jem tart business and madu sawda and kopi sawda itiew tak ke mana lah. Mek tetap akan jaga. Ohhhhh u guys meant mek punye travel agency itiew? La - sah sah katanye bapak kiew punye company. Biar lah dia handle. Mek bukannye suka pun jadik boss. I prefer makan gaji dari kasik gaji kat orang. Pelik kan? Eh - yang mak melalut nih apasal? Macam lah dah dapat keje itiew. Sah sah baru nak getek buat resume. Ekekekeke... Tah lah u ols. See la how. Kalau dinch kerej Hol Vil also, agency mek dah ade. Eheheeh. Cuma, ade kalanya, bosan lah keje itiew agency. Bohsan yang teramat sangat. I don't know why but I feel like, it's just, not, erm, not me, you know? Ehehehe

Ok ok - dah - mek dah mula melalut. Adios!!!!

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Orchid, what next?

2005-03-19T11:46:00.000+08:00

Dearest blog readers...

Orchids? Yer yer - pagi nih mek dinch masuk office. So mek updated my fotopages itiew dengan gambar2 orchids lah pulak ye dok? Ekekekee... Saje. Dalam this new active spirit with new gadgets nih, ehehe, suke lah!

Gigih nih nak buat updates baru. I can't wait nak keluar again this evening, amik gambar pics2 lagi itiew.... eeee.... found myself a new hobby! Wah, hobby dah sekarang??? Hmmm - nak jadik macam Mirch punye fotopages, kontroversi la pulak later mater, how? Hmmmmmm Oh tak pa tak pa... nih, about orchids tu...

Wanna see? Cuba try click HERE tgk... it'll redirect hampa ke new blank page dan terus ke mukadimah baru, lealaurielle @ fotopages.com pulak... ekekeke...! JGN lupe check latest updates selalu, now that mek dah tahu cam mana nak membanyakkan koleksi pics2 harian mek... ekeke

Oh well, dah nearly lunch time. Mek nak lunch, pastu at 2pm mek ade nak kena collect 50 boxes of Madu sawda' itiew, ade org Perlis pesan. Hantar ke Perlis pulak? Apa ko pikir aku ini DHL Delivery boy kah!? Addinch! Mek gi amik kat stockist mek, pastu mek peram jer kat umah sampai lah pak cik dari Perlis tu datang, amik sendirs! Tak kuasa nak gi hantar sampai ke Perlis u ols!

Hows the maid doin'? NYEH! DIA MASAK VERY THE SEDAPS ONEEEZZZ! Confirm mek naik gimuks lagik after this - naaaahhhh that's it! Habis lah aku! Ekekekeek...

Ok ok - catch up with you guys later2 tonight, nah? Till then... adios!!!

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

30 Questions... Answers? Work it out yourself! Goodluck!

2005-03-19T00:12:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...

Mek dah kembalik!!! Yer, as promised, here are some questions yang selalunye disoal waktu beauty pageants - during the q/a round. Some of the qs ade diambil dari contest2 yang mek dah masuk. Ade some from Miss Universe / Miss World pageants yang mek rekodkan dalam... no, not on videos... dalam kepala otak mek lah! Ehehehe... Well... How I wish I nak jawab semua soalan2 yang akan ku kemukakan. Tapi nanti itiew ade org kata mek overina pulak - so mek soal jer la nah? OK OK - atas permintaan sesetengah pihak, mek akan jawab SOME of the questions my way, but mek buat ala ala short2 answer jer la. Mek bukan US Grad pun nak jawab pepanjang, HEHEHEH!

1. If you could change one thing that you did here, TONIGHT, what would it be and why?
^{Earlier on, after getting into this stage, I forgot to say, "THANK YOU GOD"! If I could change anything, tonight, I would turn back the clock and so right after the emcee annouced my name into the top 10, I would say in my heart, and out loud, THANK YOU GOD!"}

2. If you could live your life as someone else, who would you be, and why?

3. Some say that, it's a man's world. What do you think?

4. Given the chance to choose between smart or beautiful but not both, which one will you choose and why?
^{I would definitely choose to be smart becoz beauty is something that comes from within. And if you're smart enough to know that you have self confidence in you, by all means you are already beautiful...}

5. What is beauty. Share with us your definition of beauty
^{Beauty is pain! Why? No one likes you when you're pretty, everyone wants a piece of you when you're beautiful, so call it jealous and envy. To me, beauty that comes from within, still, pointless as it can't be seen by all - only those smart ones will see the true skin-deep-beauty}

6. What is love from your point of view?

7. Should you win tonight's pageant, what's the first thing that you would do?
^Cry?

8. Between living in a palace of pain and a prison of pleasure, which one would you choose and tell us why?

9. Do you believe in "Happily Ever After"?

10. 100 years from today, who would historians select as the most influential woman in the 21st century and why?
^{In my opinion, a 100 years from today, so be it 500 years from today, the most influential woman, that I could think of, is Mother Theresa. She helped everyone, the poor, the sick. She didn't asked for anything in return. All she wanted was, I quote her saying "I want them *the children* to have food in their mouth, and happiness".}

11. Should you wake up one day and found out that you have been turned into a MAN, what would be the first thing you do?
^Wank?

12. Would you rather be Grace Kelly or Audry Hepburn?

13. What do you think of the colour, RED?

14. Would you vote for a particular political candidate because of his or her marital infidelity?

15. Who do you think should make birth control decisions - the government, or individual woman herself?

16. If you could go back in time, and meet one famous person, who would it be, and why?
^{There are so many famous people that I would like to meet, but one person would probably Lady Godiva. She has proven to world that a woman has the courage, and the ability to stand up for what she believes in and I wanna meet her simple becoz I wanna ask her personally, why did she ride on that horse without any clothes on...}

17. Stranded on an island alone - what are the three things that you want to have with you?

18. Who would you think, among the top 10 tonight, including you, should win the coveted crown and title tonight?
^{As much as I wanna say, I should win the title, *make sure u giggle a bit* but I believe, truly, that, EVERYONE has the equal rights and chances to win tonight...}

19. If you have the power to influence people, what would you wanna say to the world and let them believe and follow you?

20. Is racism, skin colours, an issue for you? Let us know your point of view.

21. Why should tonights' crown be yours? Tell us why...

22. What is your best quality, and your worst quality?

23. Stranded in a jungle with only one book - which book would you choose?
^{I would definitely want to have the "MANUAL TO SURVIVE IN A JUNGLE - ALONE"}

24. What's the greatest challenge by becoming your country's rep. in tonight's competition?

25. What do you think of beauty pageants and people who take part in it?
^{I think that it is a time where the contestant would be able to measure the degree of their own ugliness *Oh, make sure u wink a lil! Ekeke*}

26. If you knew you could not fail, what would you do?
^{I would go on and do what I wanna do in life. And knowing that I would not fail, I would do EVERYTHING!}

27. Describe your feelings now, at this point...

28. Name three criterias that you want your man to have?

29. What do you think of marriage?
^{I believe that marriage is a very sacret thing and an everlasting commitment is very important...}

30. Would there be any world peace?

Of course, different people, different lah answernye kan? Tapi the most important tip here, bukan memahami soalan itiew. I mean, memang la kena paham soalan itiew, tapi in beauty contests, there is no right or wrong answer. Judges are there nak tgk how fluent and confident u jawab, biar lah merapu ^{*JGN LA MERAPU OVER DOSE KELUAR TOPIC PULAK!*}. And I believe, the way to get into the judges heart, most importantly, THE CROWD's attention - try to be sweet yet sensitive about the q (a bit serious when it comes to certain time) and most of all, I always believed that by being a bit funny, you could easily get them to laugh a lil and thus get their attention rather than jawab blaaa blaa blaa facts facts facts- orang pun muak...

Ok - time to sleep. Now its, eh!?! Its 12am plus? BARU!? Hmmm - Mek rase mek nak makan lah lagi. Elok utk kesihatan badan dan kecerdasan minda kalau makan tetengah malam pastu tidur! Ehehe. Ok peeps! See ya when I see ya! Bubbye! And GOOD LUCK to those yang nak compete nanti! I hope entry nih sedikit sebanyak dapat membantu u ols semue prepare utk q/a session.. See ya!!!

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Kini ku kembali...

2005-03-18T20:32:00.002+08:00

Dearest blog readers...
Gempaq kan heading? Aiseeeyyman - gua rock rock spedorina jer. Kembali di atas adalah dalam konteks ku kembalik menulis entry baru... Remember tak ade org cakap nak bangun pepagi nih dan back on track, tulis blogs ikut timing betul.. ADO? NAN ADO! Berdengkur sampai ke tgh hari. Al maklumlah, maid sudah ada. Kerje mek senang la sikit. Siape buat training maid itiew? Sah sah uncle ku yang VERY lemah lembut orgnya itiew - dia la ajar semua itu ini A sampai Z. Mek hanye tolong2 jer. Hehehehe...

Ok - ape mek buat erk hari nih? Morning slept - go figure... ekeke. Pastu mek bangun, terus, mata celik2 jer nih.. "MANA PC KU! MANA LAPTOP KU!!! INTERNET!!!!" Gitttuuu!!!! Ehehe. So mek checked lah all my 8 email accounts, banyak gilos! Pastu reply mails. Chatted kat CD's tagboard... pastu ape lagik ek? Oh sambung buat telenovela itiew, this and that - semuanya tak penting. Yang penting tadik lepas Asar - mek gi swimming awal sundel, sebab nak jumpe erm, Abang life guard itiew... Oh mek dinch cerits ke? Tu la - MISS G KEMUT Tak kasik hem citerkan hal ini u ols! Ekekeke. Hem ade some sweet encounter dengan abang lifeguard disitiew. Nama? Rafi namanya. Can do ok! Very der six packs segala mala nih... smart jer. Tanned. Seketul ok!!!! Ekekeek... The other day mek lupe nak story mory mek adalah some ~~cencored scenes~~ kat sitiew. So hari nih, pepandai lah - sah sah rindu serindunya kat dia... ehehehe... Tapi hari nih mek swim sekejap jer. Mek mengalami kecelakaan dalam pool itiew, thanks to this idiotic airhead dweeb! Tak gherti nak swim freestyle, APATAH LAGIK KUAK DADA! Ini ada HATI nak buat butterfly jugak u ols. Haaa nak buat butterfly, APA LAGIK, kelepukkk muke mek yang tgh float moat time itiew... nyeh, he hit me face bebetul me feel me wanna cry ok! Tersedak dengan air kolam tu satu hal, masuk hidung lagik, pening kejap.. mujur ade abang Rafi... awwwww... he's such a life saver! Ehehehe Pastu mek ala ala sentap terus hilang mood nak swim. Swim ke mana, Rafi ke mana... terus mek blah after 1 hour jer mek gi. Mek terjun at 5.30, mek berambus at 6.15pm. EH, mana ade sejam???

So what did I do? Aha!!! Mek jengjalang naik kereta mek, pusing2 dgr lagu Britney Spears satu CD semua lagu2 dia... pastu, dengan my Nokia 7200 di tangan kiew, mek snap jer pe pe pics nyeh... suke!

And so mek dah updated my fotopages for March 18th... Mau tgk? Click HERE.

Gumbira mek dah dapat solution yang mudah nak transfer pics2 mek dari hp mek ke sini. Walaupun banyak keje sikit, nak kena transfer ke lappy toppy mek via infrared, pastu save dalam disket, pastu transfer pulak ke pc mek, STILL, berbaloi dari aku hantaq dengan MMS itiew! Sakitnya hati! Ehehehe... Walaupun mek baru tahu ini cara, maafkan kiew, what can I say, mek bukan celik IT....ekekekeek... Janji mek buat sendirian dinch kacau sesapa... ehehehe

Oklah - mek nak solat Isya' dulu. I'll be back later with... "SPOT QUESTIONS - for MISS WORLD UNIVERSE 2005 candidates!!!" and also "BAPOK - ILLEGAL? Or should we be legalized as we're only humans too..." Ok tak? No offence sebab guna that word BAPOK tapi mek nak kasik IMPACT kuat! Jgn salah faham!!!!

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Penang - Damn it's hot there!!!

2005-03-18T02:14:00.000+08:00

Dearest blog readers and viewers…
Entry posted at 02:14am, Friday 18th March, 2005
Entry TYPED at 03:20pm, Thursday 17th March, 2005

Location, Bukit Dumbar, Penang… time of, 1520hrs.

*SIGH+Smile* Ahhh, memories… so this is where waktu mek kecik kecik dulu jatuh bukit, feeling2 rolling2 Hindustan, keji kan? And so at 10am tadi mek keluar ke Penang atas urusan keje siket dengan some people kat sinik. And my pathetic and irritating and cute cousin pun ade nak meet some of his friends. So apa salahnya mek gunakan dia utk drive my car and mek can just relax, sleeping beauty. Ehehehe. Katanya sampai ke Kepala Batas, at exactly 12noon. Me and him had lunch kat this great kedai makan yang dia (my cousin) yang suggested. Not bad at all katanye – dua pinggan mek kedaghah sundel.Lauk pauk majority berbakar, ade udang baker lah, daging bakar la, mostly seafoods lah. Sedap sundel!

And so lepas lunch, mek pulak gantikan lahanat tu drive. Both of us decided nak naik ferry to the island. Aaaahhh teringat pulak aku kat si IS itiew. Mek jumpe dia dlm ferry la, remember? Hehehehe. So while dia (my cousin) berdengkur sikit punya baikkk dlm ferry, mek duduk kat luar keter, smoked and also feeling2 Titanic again… Pastu sampai Island, mek terus ke jumpe client mek kat Komtar, so my cousin, ish dok my cousin my cousin my cousin! Bukannye korang tak tahu by now my cousin tu si Kamarul itiew. So mek address dia as Kam aje la ek. So what happened was, Kam left me kat Komtar, dia gi lah jumpe memember dia. Mek jumpe client mek, had some drinks, discussed this and that, convinced them this and that, and by 2.30pm mek dah settle. Lahabau tu pulak tak sudah2 jumpe kawan dia lagi. So tak per lah. Mek amik kesempatan tu pi lah Masjid Musafir apa tah just by the corner dedekat dengan Komtar itiew, menunaikan solat Zohor. Pastu by 3pm dia called, KAEDAHNYE tak jadik jumpe kawan. HABIS tu tadik aku call dia, dia cakap tgh jumpe kawan tu, SPEDO la? Sial jer jantan tu! Mau jerk u pukul sampai gile! Tapi memandangkan dia kiut, tak per lah. Ku ampunkan. So he picked me up, abd then by right dah boleh balik… DAH ade kawan dia pulak kata suruh tunggu nak jumpe pukul 5ptg and at 5pm plus2 pun memang nak tunggu amik maid uncle aku baru sampai dari Medan. Best kan? Lepas nih itiew bibik can also look after mak tok! Hurraaaaayy!!! Tapi mek balik KL? Tak lah kot. Still jaga mak tok sampai hari2 akhirnya itiew.

So anyways while waiting for his friend and also for me to pick up the new maid thingie, mek decided nak duduk kat Bukit Dumbar, tempat mek jatuh bukit terguling2 dulu dulu time kecik2. Malu sundel kalau time tu mek leh ingat. But the thing is mek dah tak ingat dah pon. Parents mek la dok citer citerkan kat mek pasal tu. Mek haram tak ingat pun. So duduk kat atas bukit nih, leh la tgk pemandangan laut itiew, ah yes, mek bawak laptop mak itiew. So don’t wonder cam mana mek leh type blog ini at 3pm plus dan balik karang baru mek transfer dan postkan kat blogspot.com… ehhehehe. Mana Abang Kam? Dah berdengkur dalam kereta la itiew. Mek jer feeling2 primadona jengjalan sengsorang. Mula mula ingatkan nak gi lepak kat Botanical Garden and tgk kaum kerabat Miss G disitiew tapi tak jadik lah, malas pulak kaedahnya. So malas malas, siniklah where we, Me and Abang Kam ended up. Dia dlm kete, me, well… lets just say me far jugak dari dia itiew. Malas dedekat, confirm itiew dgr itiew dengkuranz maha azabs itiew… hehehehe

Oh well. I guess, I’ll continue this some other times. Mek also feeling2 nak baring2 kat dlm kereta itiew… DINCH buat apa apa u ols! Mau mampos!?!?!? TEMPAT PUBLIC OK!!! Me bukan exhibitionist ok!!! Ehehehehehehe…

After this mek nak lajak gi ke Masjid Negeri P.Pinang - sah sah dah dekat sundel! Gi la solat Asar terus, - nyeh, itiew masjid fully air-conditioned ok! Rugi tak gi!

Ok ok – sambungankiew malam ini itiew, ya yah?

Bye!!!

***Sambungan at 02:14am Friday March 18th, 2005

KAEDAHNYE Mek tak leh tidur!?!?!?!?!?!

Mek sampai balik tadik at around 10nish dah. What happened? Well - lets just say the boat from Medan al-temannya dinch sampai at 5pm. Alih2 katanye at 6.30pm pulak. So me and Abang Kam gi lah membodohkan diri lepak kat Padode *PADANG KOTA LAMA itieeww*. Makan buah lah, minum lah, lepak lah, isap rokok lah itu la ini la. Haiyoh! Al tema!!!!! Pastu mek gatei2 gi masuk itiew Fort Cornwellis ke ape ke tah - TAH BETUL KE TAK HEJAANNYE!. Abang Kam dinch masuk. Mek bayar RM3 for, tah? Nothing pun? Sejarah itiew ini - nothing yang menarikkan perhatian mek.

And so lepas boat sampai at 6.30pm itiew, amik lah maid itiew, then the three of us headed back to the jetty, NAHHHHH!!! JAMMANATION YANG MAHA DASYAT U OLS! Sentap! Pastu apa lagik, dengan pelesitnya mek divert ke Jambatan itiew Pulau Pinang itiew... Smooth la jugak. Mek rase kalau balik jugak dengan itiew ferry, haiyoh! Lagi la lambat kaedahnye... So lepas tu kitaorang stopped at this one kedai makan hailam - ke hailan? Tah - family kiteorang punye fav. spot. Lepas kedaghah, terus balik lah. Katanye mek SENTAP dengan Kam ok! Nearly got us killed! Dia bawak kete laju, pastu ngantuk - setan gondol terus mek sentap ok! Terus mek mintak swap, biar mek yang drive walaupun mek pun penat. Nyeh - nak heart attack aku waktu aku nampak dia dah nak langgar divider highway itiew! Haiyoh!!! Na'uzubillah!!!....

Sampai - terus solat jama` Maghrib ke Isya' kat masjid somewhere off dari Qariah' my house - atas sebab2 nak jama`, mana leh sembahyang dalam kawasan anak qariah' nanti tak sah la kan musafir itiew - tah ape la mak melalut nih... ngantuk dah a bit nih...

So balik - mek mandi semua segala mala... baring2 lah sambil tgk tv pastu tv tgk mek... sedar2 boom! 2am! Shit! Terus mek online just nak post this entry. Dah alang2 katanye, kan? Eheheeh...

Oklah u ols! I know this is not a-mega-hit-sure-hit entry, but still, ade la jugak updates nye u ols!!!

I have a good entry tomorrow - "QUESTIONS DURING BEAUTY PAGEANTS" dedicated to those yang akan masuk Miss World Universe 2005, April 4th nih. Its an entry where kite semua akan baca spot2questions - the usual qs the pageant will ask during q/a session. Kire a discussion entry la - eh, preparation entry lah bagi hampa semue yang nak masuk bertanding. At least kalau soalan2 itiew naik waktu q/a nanti, tak der lah korang cuak menggelabah, kan?

Oklah - mek dah mula melalut dah nih. Esok pepagi, eh, LATER, confirm mek buat new entry of the day, nah? :)

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Coffee or Tea for you? - The truth about Cabin Crew

2005-03-16T07:45:00.000+08:00

"They're just a bunch of trolley dolly!"

"All they know is 'Coffee or tea for you sir?' - that's basically it!"

"They're all aftering the glamour part of it, especially those stewardesses - looking for some big shots up there in the sky..."

"Cabin crew? Ala - keje senang je, gaji beribu..."

"Diaorang tu, most of them, belagak nak mampos. Walhal bukannye bagus sangat pun keje cabin crew tu..."

"Cabin crew, who???"

Those are the well-known expressions when it comes to the word, 'Cabin crew'. True, different people, different perception. Lain org lain ragamnye, itiew mek dinch boleh propah. Memang kalau A nampak B, we can't expect C nampak B also, right? C could nampak D, E or F for that matter. But here mek would like to go indepth about the profession; the truth behind the name, CABIN CREW.

Cabin crew, anak2 kapal, pramugara/pramugari, flight stewards/stewardess/ cabin attendant - semua sama aje tu nyeh- mark different spellings jers. Who are these people, yang bertitle cabin crew itiew??

The real issue here, cabin crew, dari konteks keselamatan, yang telah dijelaskan oleh DCA *Department of Civil Aviation- is... crew, is to ensure the SAFETY of the flight and its content, ie. PASSENGERS. They are the ones yang ensuring your SAFETY from point A to point B. SERVING/ and ensuring pax. comfort, IS by far, the SECOND job spec of a crew. We don't care if we don't serve you meal, AS LONG AS we get you SAFELY from A to B, that's all matters to us. Tapi service pun, also, penting lah. Bukannye tak penting pun. Bukannye macam nak ensure safety of the pax and a safer flight, kami dinch buat service. Haiyoh! Habistiew, kalau dah London flight 14 hours, punye laaa taksub nak jaga safety passenger, dan senantiasa berwaspada dan on alert for that 14hours straight, sampai tak buat service - tak ke lapar namanye menusia2 dlm flight itiew? Ehehehe - that's why we have safety procedures and also SERVICE procedures.

You see, without us, no doubt, tak der nye service atas flight tu. Have KL-London flight, 14 hours, non-stop, tanpa us, crew, nyeh, can passengers survive? Without us, toilet yang baru lepas digunakan oleh another pax sampai basah2 kuyup nih cermin dlm toilet tu and the toilet bowl penuh dengan toilet rolls, nyeh - tak akan clean dan kering dan senantiasa berbau segar with air freshner punye toilet itiew! Without us, there won't be any inflight entertainment and attending to your needs, and most of all - without us, when it comes to safety and emergency, THAT'S IT! Innalillah! Tak jugak mek bermaksud kalau ade kami nih crew dlm flight itiew, dan kalau ade emergencies, pax akan 100% selamat. Nyeh, kalau dah namanye takdir, kalau flight tu crash SEMUA hidup, hidup jugak. Kalau ditakdirkan tak crash pun, semuanye nak meletop atas udara itiew, nak jadi, JADIK jugak ok! Cuma what am trying to say here is that dengan adenye crew, at least, ade some jaminan as we undergo trainings and also buat refresher classes and exams all year round gittu. So dlm kepala otak crew sebenarnye, memang lah dok nak think about service procedures. But bare in mind ladies and gents, babies and elephants, noticed how we go silent during take off and landing??? Sbb otak kite orang tgh do SILENT REVIEW - should anything goes wrong with the take off and landing, kitaorang dah tahu the evacuation commands and the things to do, tak der lah cuak.

You see, as much as we need pax. for our flights, that's how much pax rely on us crew also. So tanggapan2 masyarakat yang negative2 nih, mek try nak ubahkan slow2 dlm entry nih. Walaupun mek hanye sekarang bergelar ex-crew, mek tetap berpendapat bahawa tanggapan2 sesetengah masyarakat on crew, harus diubah. The things that ppl labeled us with, and etc. - semue itiew has got to stop! STOP right now! Thank you very much. I need someone with a human touch. Hey you, always on the run, gotta slow it down, bla bla bla - dahhhh menyanyi la pulak.... hehehehe

Kadang2 sedeh tau mentality menusia, but mek nak buat cam mano dek non! Mulot tempayan leh ditutup itiew, but mulut menusia? Addinch!

Memang tak dapat dinafikan kitaorang gaji beribu2 - ade sesetengah tu University grad, fresh nih, start keje dengan one company - tapi gaji? Boleh lawan ke dengan, erm, lets say, SPM holder jer. Joined crew, boom! Lepas fly 3 4 bulan, even buat domestic, gaji pun dah leh jangkau RM2500. Mampu? Tak mampu kot deknon nak bersaing. Hehehehe. Tapi don't get us wrong here. You think it's easy working as a flight crew?

We go intensive training for nearly 3 months. Dalam that 3 months, we learned SAFETY, we learned FIRST AID, we do service procedures, we do grooming classes *Yes, grooming classes, kalau adik2, very the suke onez... sbb dpt free facial! Ekeke- Lancome lagi tau!* We do interpersonal skills, very the PR PR PR thingie. Hospitality management, fine dining etiquettes, service in FIRST CLASS mode - and stuff. All that in 3 months. We also learned DCA regulations, do aircrafts and aiport visits - macam macam lah. Semua dalam 3 months. And dalam three months itiew, we had to sit for exams ok. And the exams I tell you, kalau u just pikir kacang putih, THINK again! Susah ok! Fail once, buat again. Fail twice, possible u kena join the NEXT class after your class. FAIL kali KETIGA - THAT'S IT! YOU'RE OUT! Tapi MAS tak der lah kejam sangat - kalau you ols mampu buat rayuan, sep lah. Kalau idak, selamat la ko membayar duit bond, gatirugi for resigning or diresignkan sebelum habis tamat tempoh bond, 18 bulan. Berape? Ade ade adeeeeeeeeee lah itiew, but I tell you, bukannye sikit jumlah itiew... Mujur mek lepas, passed my exams with flying colours. And kalau u ols fikir, tak per. MAS, company Malaysia - so mesti pentingkan BM dari English - SALAH again! Courses are conducted 100% in English, sundel!!! Berterabur jugak mek jadiknye.

And who says you need not to be a good swimmer to jadik crew? Nak tak nak - bermake up ke idak - pandai ke idak - when it comes to safety class, wet drill- ha, terjun la korang dalam the Malaysia Airlines Academy indoor training pool! Dalam sundel!!! Ehehehe - mujur mek ala ala pandai kuak kupu kupu itiew... ehehe- nak save manusia pun tetap nak kupu kupu nih!!! Ehehe

Dah dah - serious balik. Mek dah start melalut memondankan diri pulak itiew. So you see, bukan senang jadi crew nih. So berbaloi la with us gaji macam tu. Tu baru I talk about trainings and the actual job spec/responsibilities dalam flight. Belum lagi bab KERENAH manusia yang we have to go through as a crew. Kena short fligts ok lah.. like, Hello, welcome on board - and then boom! 50 minutes later, Thank You and have a nice day ya! See ya!... Ehehehe. Tu tak per jugak. Nih kalau KL - Paris, 14 hours, HOW!?!?!?! Haiyoh - mek can cry sundel kalau dapat pax yang ala ala suke menensionkan mek. See, even when it comes to serving pax, we can get tension tau. Org cakap, ala - steward/crew, sama jer dengan waiter2 itiew di restoran2 itiew. Addinch. Do pelayan2 kat hotel2 itiew dapat gaji beribu? Dinch. Do pelayan2 itiew dapat to work and sampai at point B and then berjalan2 kat point B, shopping, itiew semue? DINCH! Dapat ke pelayan2 itiew serve manusia at 45 000' Feet above see level???? DINCH! But we crew, we get that chance, almost everyday!

Tapi, tension jugak kadang2 jadi crew. Tension sesama crew, tak yah cakap lah. Problematic collegues nih mana2 pun ade. Tension dengan penumpang who paid more than RM20,000 for his First Class sear KL to New York - haiyoh... itu LAIN ok! Fussy manusia yang keluarkan duit beribu2 itiew, lain sundel!

Scene: KUL - on route to AMS. Me working in First Class onboard MH16, B747. It was a night departure, landing early morning in AMS. After take off ex KUL, first meal service was Supper. The 3 to 4 hours prior to landing in AMS, Breakfast service. So there was only 2 passengers in First class, 2 seats out of 16. Happy kan? WRONG! This one lady, one of the two pax, after the fussy-all-about-fine-dining-you'rewrong-I'mright Supper service, called me...

"Please take down this as a note. I do not wish you to come back to me, asking me nonsense questions... 1- I do not wish to be disturbed until 3 hours before landing. Landing is at *for example* 6am, correct? So the breakfast service is at...?

"4am, madam..."

"Correct - now. I would like my hot-wake-up towel, less colonge pls, at 4:10am. My 1st coffee, freshly brewed, at 4.15am. Skip your service procedures, bring me my bread selections, at 4.20am. Bring along strawberry jams and marmalades, only, no butters pls. Then I expect my coffee to be refilled, in a new cup, a minute or two after u served me my bread selections - any questions so far???"

"No, madam..." Dalam hati aku, TUHAN jer lah tahu!!! SIALLLLL!!! DEMANDING NAK MAMPOS!!!

"Nevermind my main course, I would like a plate of fresh fruits and then with my cereals - oh, and I would like my yogurt as well. Then only, say after 15 minutes, pls, bring my maincourse... bla bla bla... bla bla bla"

HA! Jawab sikit!? Nampak cam leh handle kan? Cuba kite pusingkan waktu, and you take my position - sakit hati sundel! Really! Nampak mudah - tapi Tuhan jer tahu how we crew rase. Memang lah we wanted to work macam tu tapi perlu ke berattitude sebegitiew, just becoz u paid that kind of money for your flight? I mean - I know WE crew cant complaint tapi ini just luahan rasa hati mek - not on behalf of the rest. I'm only human - u also human. Takkan lah tak leh be considerate langsung? Sentap tau. Tapi sentap tak lama - selepas dia dah mula berdengkur, mek bahagia sangat - walaupun buat seketika. Ekekek.

And another thing about jadi crew nih, best, tak tension sbb no work to be brought back home. Not unless you're still doin' classes and itu, memang lah. You kena study study study. Tapi bile dah jadi online crew, adddinch homework, less stress.

Seperti kata Abang Z in London - Walaupun pada dasarnye nampak keje kami nih macam - just tuang air dlm tumbler and "Orange juice for you sir?" "Madam - juice for you???" Tapi, heehh - hear this. Tak dernye kami tuang air itiew, dahaga lah u ols. Tanpa kami buat juice service KUL - Langkawi itiew, incomplete lah flight MAS. Dan tanpa layanan mesra kami - ehehehe - nama Malaysia tak naik la as having the best airline crew in the world, ok! 4 tahun berturut2 ok. LOL!

Despite having a grand-figure pay, and also a well-to-do image, as a flight crew, truly, tak ramai sedar, how susahnya we work up there. Mind me saying this - we worked like mad-dogs on certain rushing flight. Imagine - KUL-Kuching, Operate with B737-400. Pax capacity 144seats, *128seats in economy with 3 crew - 16seats in business class with 2 crew* - flight time 1h 40m. Flight time is from the aircraft started moving and until in lands in Kuching, and comes to a complete stop. So minus the take off and landing, minus the climbingand decending... so we could only see around an hour of service? MEAL service ok KUL-KCH - and that is, kalau crew slow, memang akan jadi rushing gile. I'm talking about Economy here. Why crew slow? Possible reasons:
-Ovens yang nak heat the meals - one of the 5 in economy, kaput. So nak kena transfer meals ke dlm over yang sudah heat up meals lain, satu hal pulak. Then nak tunggu meals tu ready pulak before do the loading on tray and into the meal carts, sepasal pulak. Kenapa tak check servicibility of the ovens on ground? Pernah tak dgr, machinaries leh rosak SUDDENLY? Ehehe
-Pax demanding mintak tu mintak nih. Hello? Flight short flight cam tu, be reasonable lah sikit. Kitaorang dengan nak serve korang lagi, dengan nak attend to itu ini lagi, ade lagik time nak mintak pen la itu la ini la. For me, as a human being, kalau dah nampak kami crew sebok, kami tak kacau. Walaupun pax ade every rights nak mintak itu ini. Tapi bile kami cakap, "we'll get back to you after the meal-service" terus nak tarik muka, ape kes???

So you see - as much as kiteorang crew nak maintain that high-expectations to the titles we've earned, memang kena kerje giler babeng. What to do - namanye KERJE.

Apa lagik mek nak merepek? Abang Z - have I left out anything? Ah yes...

Ade yang yang mengatakan kami keje crew ini semata2 glamour. Nyeh - TAK DER MAKNENYE GLAMORITTANYA KEJE NIH!!!!. Keje CUCI JAMBAN pun kena buat tau! Clean up ppls' shit - muntah - diapers baby yang ade itiew bende2 busyuk itiew... eeww! Glamour ke itiew???? Dinch - that's what I call - KERJA! dan BUKAN KEJAR-GLAMOUR. No doubt ade antara crew2 kita gunakan keje nih as batu loncatan nak mara ke depan - kawin dengan big-shots ka, jumpa kameraman dan terus diamik jadi model lah, jadi artist lah - itu rezeki memasing. Tapi - pls note, the work, memang susah - memang mencabar, and above all - dari mulut mek sendiri, TAK SEMUA ORG SANGGUP CUCI JAMBAN TAU! Hehe. Mek hobby lagi ok! Sbb bile dlm toilet tu for 15 minutes kaedahnye nak mencuci la... cucinye 5 minit, 5 minit mek buat transaksi urusniaga - 5 minit lagik mek go-girl-touch-up! Eheheheehehehehehe

Uihs - panjang nih. Nanti lah mek ade idea lain mek sambung! Nyeh dah 8:57am - Katanye nak gi keje by 9am? Mandi pun belum! CHIT! See ya later2 nah!!!

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah - Ex Crew MAS

Good morning Malaysia! Time to start another day...

2005-03-16T07:02:00.000+08:00

Dearest blog readers,

Good morning *Yawing, stretching...* Me just finished yet another surah. Don't ask what surah but I know it's the surahs after Surah Yassin and dah cecah lepas juzuk 24 dah. Yeap, pagi nih early start for me. Guess I have somewhat something to write kot. But am not gonna do it in this entry. This entry is dedicated to appreciate the beauty of morning, smellin' the fresh brewed coffee, hearing the birds singin', - what is this? One of those drama-me-tingtong-feeling again is it? Haiyoh! Sentap! Eheheheeh

Nevermind... me nak gi siapkan breakfast for granny. Yes, today mek puasa ok! Behold! Me start to puasa again, THAT'S IT! Ehehehe... macam leh hilangkan berat mek yang dah maha melampau nih dah. Tak pe, akan kucuba dan kugigihkan.

About the next big hit tu, it's all idea bersama seorang hamba Allah nun jauh di sana, di luar negara. He and me, well, lets just say we had quite an arguement about it... dari the part nak just discuss, sampai to the part we actually gaduh about it...

lea_laurielle (12:05:22 AM): Abang

lea_laurielle (12:05:25 AM): kasik idea sikit

lea_laurielle (12:05:34 AM): i wanna write something - erm, BIG!

lea_laurielle (12:05:37 AM): something - HIT!

lea_laurielle (12:05:41 AM): malam nih, now jugak!

z_uk (12:05:56 AM): confession u pot smoker

lea_laurielle (12:06:27 AM): I pot smoker!?

z_uk (12:06:57 AM): ok apa pot smoker

z_uk (12:07:07 AM): bukan nyer heroin all that

z_uk (12:07:11 AM): herb

lea_laurielle (12:07:16 AM): masalahnye I ade buat kat pot pot itiew?

lea_laurielle (12:07:18 AM): dinch u ols

z_uk (12:07:43 AM): ok.....story abt ur scandal dgn vvip

z_uk (12:07:54 AM): v v i p

lea_laurielle (12:08:06 AM): errrr ade ke... oh yeah .. EH!

lea_laurielle (12:08:09 AM): MANA LEH!

lea_laurielle (12:08:11 AM): MAU MAMPOS!

lea_laurielle (12:08:21 AM): panas terus blogspot I itiew!

z_uk (12:08:48 AM): ok.....how abt pasal buku da vinci code

lea_laurielle (12:08:59 AM): excuse me?

z_uk (12:09:32 AM): da vinci code.....org semua tgh dok citer pasal buku ni

lea_laurielle (12:09:39 AM): errrr???

z_uk (12:09:52 AM): bakal jadi movie next yt

z_uk (12:09:56 AM): yr

lea_laurielle (12:10:12 AM): so it's gonna be like one of the those book-review entry ah?

lea_laurielle (12:10:21 AM): the thing is - nak buat entry cam tu, I have to read the book

z_uk (12:10:23 AM): tak payah review....

lea_laurielle (12:10:27 AM): I dont even KNOW the book existed

lea_laurielle (12:10:34 AM):

z_uk (12:10:46 AM): haa camtu be among the 1st kat msia

z_uk (12:10:54 AM): author dan brown

lea_laurielle (12:11:09 AM): lerrr

lea_laurielle (12:11:11 AM): 1st ke?

lea_laurielle (12:11:18 AM): tah tah kat KL tu org dok sebok sembang dah

lea_laurielle (12:11:26 AM): those bookworms and what not

lea_laurielle (12:11:33 AM): I jer yang maha lembab

z_uk (12:12:15 AM): ok....create scenario mcm u gaduh2 ngan someone

lea_laurielle (12:12:20 AM): CREATE?

z_uk (12:12:33 AM): thats how spinner work

z_uk (12:13:00 AM): to make thing big..or at least to get attention...

z_uk (12:13:16 AM): no false...cuma u make it big deal

lea_laurielle (12:13:26 AM): Hmmm

lea_laurielle (12:13:33 AM): masalahnye I tak der gaduh ngan sapa sapa pon.....

Mana arguementnye? Mana bab gaduhnye? Isk - personal itiew. Dinch boleh publish. And besides, if publish nanti, semue isi kandungan fight tu jugak akan mek ketengahkan dalam my next big hit itiew? So apa kejadah motifnye mek nak publish itiew semue dan biarkan my next entry itiew, sure-rerun? Eheheheeheh Dinncchh u ols!!!! Tu kiteorang chatted kat YM sampai 12:13:33Am - walhal we ended the chat at around, about an hour later. Sbb he's in UK dan waktu mek chat ngan dia tu sah sah ptg kot? Dia nak bersukan ke ape tah - kalau idak confirm sambung lagi itiew.

But this Z in Uk nih *Note Z is not his real name... obviously, its just a letter - duh? Ekeke... Anyways, this Z nih, dia nih someone best jugak kalau when it comes to DISCUSSING and nak ber argue about certain issue. Sedap bergaduh dengan dia - laju jadiknya type msg... ekeke...

The part yang kitaorang really bebetul punye berdebat was when he keutarakan soal Ponda... illegal atau legal?

z_uk (12:44:47 AM): nak lagi best tulis entry pasal ni...Pondan..Legal or Illegal??

z_uk (12:45:07 AM): sure ramai yg ank comment

lea_laurielle (12:45:21 AM): hmmmmmmmmmm

lea_laurielle (12:45:29 AM): sah sah kita tau terang2 kat malaysia - illegal

lea_laurielle (12:45:30 AM): duh?

lea_laurielle (12:45:30 AM): ekek

z_uk (12:45:39 AM): u sure?

z_uk (12:45:51 AM): kalau illegal kenapa ada all the ocntest?

z_uk (12:45:56 AM): contest

lea_laurielle (12:46:10 AM): siape cakap contests tu semue LEGAL?

z_uk (12:46:39 AM): ok kalau illegal kenapa tak kena serbu?

lea_laurielle (12:46:42 AM): kalau JAWI / JAIS serbu - HABIS LAH!

lea_laurielle (12:46:59 AM): SBB - contest2 nih dibuat AS PRIVATE FUNCTIONS in 5-star hotels

z_uk (12:47:02 AM): yg pergi disco boleh kena tangkap kenapa tak yg contest tu

lea_laurielle (12:47:08 AM): disco is PUBLIC

lea_laurielle (12:47:24 AM): mana ade contest2 tu diaorang buat kat DISCO? Itu seperti kes gali kubur sendiri ler

z_uk (12:47:40 AM): in this modern era......tak kan laa org tak tahu adanya contest tu

z_uk (12:47:48 AM): internet all that

lea_laurielle (12:47:59 AM): tahu but what can they do when its done in a hotel under prvt function?

z_uk (12:48:05 AM): even as private function...nothing can stop them

lea_laurielle (12:48:11 AM): oh darling

lea_laurielle (12:48:17 AM): they can be stopped

lea_laurielle (12:48:18 AM): u see

z_uk (12:48:23 AM): no...

lea_laurielle (12:48:32 AM): as long as the event is NOT under the direct name of A PAGEANT

lea_laurielle (12:48:35 AM): they have no rights

z_uk (12:48:42 AM): not agree

lea_laurielle (12:48:42 AM): events tu lets say "GATHERING"

lea_laurielle (12:48:50 AM): and the pageants tu macam ,show sampingan

lea_laurielle (12:49:04 AM): what do u mean u tak agree! ITU KENYATAAN - tak perlu u nak persoalkan!

z_uk (12:49:12 AM): still salah....sama kes ...stripper kat prvt function

lea_laurielle (12:49:19 AM): tu lain

lea_laurielle (12:49:22 AM): STRIP dah SALAH!

z_uk (12:49:30 AM): hahaha apa yg lain

lea_laurielle (12:49:35 AM): bogel bogel tu PUBLIC pun salah PRIVATE PUN SALAH!

lea_laurielle (12:49:45 AM): pageants nih macam show2

z_uk (12:49:50 AM): mendedahkan aurat....and then in ur kes...berpakaian seperti wanita......

lea_laurielle (12:50:00 AM): abis - KENAPASAL SENARIO leh drag waktu shoot SCENE utk show diaorang!?

lea_laurielle (12:50:04 AM): answer answer!

lea_laurielle (12:50:13 AM): urgh!

z_uk (12:50:15 AM): thats the arguement

z_uk (12:50:23 AM): the double standard

z_uk (12:50:30 AM): kejap boleh

z_uk (12:50:34 AM): kejap tka boleh

lea_laurielle (12:50:45 AM): drag utk show2 memang sah sah terang2 boleh

z_uk (12:50:45 AM): itu ur point dlm entry

lea_laurielle (12:50:54 AM): DRAG UNTUK MELACUR DAN BERPELESERAN - itu dinch!

z_uk (12:50:56 AM): u sure?

lea_laurielle (12:51:29 AM): oh so u tak dgr lah how menteri kabinet dalam usaha nak luluskan PONDAN DRAG in KL utk buat SHOW dan pegeants saje?

lea_laurielle (12:51:51 AM): sbb its how diaorang carik makan - BUT NO TOLERANSI BAGI MEREKA UTK MELACUR

lea_laurielle (12:52:03 AM): aha! U havent been doin' ur hommyworky...

lea_laurielle (12:52:11 AM): hehe tetap nak menanG!

z_uk (12:52:21 AM): bukan pasal dgr tak dgr....tapi the syariah law dah jelaskan...salah

lea_laurielle (12:52:27 AM): see thats why I was Penang state best debater 2 years in a row - I NEVER quit!

lea_laurielle (12:52:46 AM): jgn nak kembangkan kes bawak ke Syariah pulak!

z_uk (12:52:58 AM): becoz itu laa arguement nyer

z_uk (12:53:11 AM): sbb jawi ada juridicsion on that

z_uk (12:53:43 AM): see...even me and u boleh argue on this

lea_laurielle (12:53:45 AM): dan selagi berpakaian perempuan itu hanya utk show dan contest2 dan bukan sekadar utk kehidupan seharian, diaorang tak amik kisah la

lea_laurielle (12:53:56 AM): YOU ALWAYS ARGUE NGAN I LA YANG!

z_uk (12:53:57 AM): imagine u tulis ni kat entry

lea_laurielle (12:54:03 AM): Hmmm

lea_laurielle (12:54:09 AM): I could just copy and paste this, kan?

z_uk (12:54:18 AM): tak amik kisah dgn illegal is different lea

lea_laurielle (12:54:20 AM): i ACTUALLY memang ARGUED with someone!

lea_laurielle (12:54:40 AM): z_uk : tak amik kisah dgn illegal is different lea---> So what? RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!

z_uk (12:55:28 AM): hehehe.......if u answer mcm tu....kita akan pusing2 sampai bila pun tak abis

See - even bab itiew pun kami nak debatkan. But truly, that's not what both of us were really discussing about. Nih yang pasal legal tak legal, Jawi tak Jawi nih, dah lepas kitaorang discuss about my next topic entry itiew. Ini kes dia nak menyakat dan nak test kewibawaan mek nak berdebat dengan dia... that's it lah! Salah org la! eheheheeh...

But above all - Z, Thank you! I had fun arguing with you! Eehehe...

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Quiet day

2005-03-15T23:58:00.000+08:00

Dearest blog readers...

Just a short one. It has been kindda like a quiet day today - since dinch ke office, dinch banyak keje, dinch do this and that - tau tau dah ptg - tau tau dah malam - tau tau dah nak tidur... how? Ape kes???

Me still dalam proses nak pikir ape la the next big hit entry? Tah lah - sokongan moral kureng lagi la. Belum 'up' lagi... at times like this - I do miss myspace.com/blog!!!

Tah lah - seriously, today macam, biase je? Tak nak tulis entry nih, tapi gian nak menaip. Tak sama when you do chattings or emails ke ape ke. Nak jugak tulis menatang nih! Macam diary la. Sehari skip, THAT'S IT! Nak cover balik tu la susah WALAUPUN nothing interesting berlaku. Tak pa tak pa... dalam list "possible-entries" dah ade 2... busuk2 kalau tak dapat 3 options, senang lah mek nak memilih antara dua itiew...

My hp pun SLOW jer today... seriously. Sms pun kureng, calls also kureng. Why la today? OH! It's Tuesday - no wonder. Noticed tak how my Tuesdays selalu blur boring? Hmmm...

I think I head to bed now lah...

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

And the results so far...

2005-03-15T07:06:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...

So as for this mornin's opening entry, I thought I would like to share keputusan undian anda! I know u guys could easily check the results on your own, tapi memandangkan mek belum ada modal nak menulis pagi ini* dan jugak memandangan ade some diantara kalian yang maha tak tahu nak click VIEW STATS/ results thingie, tak per lah, mek just cut and paste the results as an entry jer la...

*Motif pagi ini tiada modal utk menulis? YER LAH! SEMUENYE HABIS AKU LASERINA MENGUMPAT MENGEJI DENGAN/KEPADA MISS GINGER ITIEW!!! Saje nak carik pasal ngan org pepagi buta sambil tgh baca Quran tadik lepas Subuh... hahahaha!Anyways, nih ha resultsnye...

Answers		Votes	Percent
1.	Daily Journals/ Diary	7	7%
2.	Experiences as a cabin crew	17	18%
3.	Sex, Lies and Drag life	60	64%
4.	Family background	3	3%
5.	Life as a beauty queen	6	6%
6.	Current issues	0	0%
7.	Music and Movie updates	0	0%
8.	Reviews i.e movies, newspapers, books	1	1%

So you see peeps - especially those yang really takut most of my readers actually tannak baca about my 'sex, lies and dragdramaqueendom' stories, well - there you go. Stat shows that 64%, more than half u, ols, diaorang nak baca bab itiew. Tapi worry not, mek also berhati perut dan berperikebinatangan. Mek tetap ikut nasihat MINORITY juga - jgn diabaikan mereka. Mek akan tetap ikut nasihat mereka, stop2 dulu citer sex sex sex itiew, sepertimana kata hamba Allah kawan kiew itiew, yang merangkap personal designer mek yang duduk KJ itiew, "You, tak sesuai lah u tulis about crew+sex. Tok sah calit muka tu dengan lumpuq, unless nak buat mask *mcm Ginger" - note, *itiew adalah script tambahan... HAHAAHAHA.

But seriously, memang ade lagi satu dua cerits pasal mek dan aktiviti sialan mek kat oversea itiew. Tapi mek nak freeze dulu, nah? Worry not - knowing me, mek TETAP akan cerita. Tunggu la sat nah? Ala - nowadays punye entries pun hot hot stories also, cuma bezanye it happened in Malaysia ja... namely KEDAH, and not in some foreign countries, kan kan kan? Saba jer lah dek non! Nanti mek postkan those entries yang hangat dan sensasi itiew...

Okaylah - me nak gi buat breakfast lah. Puasa? Dinch ah hari nih. Eh, dah nearly seminggu mek dinch puasa. Haiyoh! Tak leh jadik! Kena start balik nih!!! Jgn kasik naik itiew lemak itiewwwwwwwwwww!!! Ehehehe. Have a great day ahead peeps! Majulah sukan untuk negara! Eh? Tetibe... gile ke pe?

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Something happened...

2005-03-15T01:00:00.000+08:00

Dearest all... I JUST HAD TO WRITE THIS OK! BEFORE MEK TERLUPE PAGI KARANG NANTI, VERY THE KES NAYA - TERLEPAS ONE HOT ENTRY! Ehehehe !

Funny - after my last entry, YESTERDAY, MONDAY, almost midnight entry itiew, lepas post that entry, mek sebok lah reply msgs lah itiew lah email lah, myspace la itiew ini... then - dah settled semuenye - mek dah ready nak boom boom dah - dah off pc segala mala semuenye itiew, tibe2 katanye... TUUUTTT TUUTTT!! INCOMING MSG TONE ITIEWWW DI HP KIEWWW!!! Daaaahh bersandiwara SMS pulak dengan... no, not Abang S... No not Is... Not of course not my cousin. WHO!? MISS G!?! Motif lesbianism? Addinch! Who would have thought - yes, my beloved abang angkat kiew itiew...

"Hey princess - Abg x jd blk 2nite. Abg blk esk pgi *Tuesday morning* If u x bz, nk snd me ke arport?"

"Hey Abang - lah, kenapasal tak bilang sama kiew awal2 itiew? I ade some stuffs to settlekan esok pagi and I dont think I sempat nak hantar u sampai ke airport! Asal tak cakap awal2 seyyy!?"

"Hey hey babygirl - its ok. M cool. Abg x kisah - I can ask my fren 2 sen me 2 d arprt. Juz igtkn kalu u x bz, nk jumpe/buli adik manja abg"

"Hehehe - kalau tak busy, boleh. Tapi I have something on. Ala, next week abang balik lagi kan?"

"Kalu mcm ni, after c-ing u last nite, kerap la abg blk AS"

MOTIF???? APA KAH MAKSUDNYE SEMUE ITIEW???? TIBE2 MEK TERASA, HMMM SESUATUH LAH DIA NIH!

"HEHEHE - elok lah tu. Balik lah selalu. Leh, ape, abang cakap tadik, jumpe/buli!?!?! ADA BERANI!? - ps, after seeing me last night? Maksud abang?"

"After c-ing u last nite n w dnew-image, I might juz chnge my mind frm juz nk buli u, to... "

AIYOH! STATEMENT BERANI MAMPOS! 'FROM JUST BULI TO' WHAT? INCESS??? AIYOH! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE MEK SUKE! MEK MEMANG PON DAH LAMA TASTE DIA - eh - tetibe pulak?

"You sure ah? You're not teasing me? I mean I know you know how I feel about you kan?"

"M serious - n no m x teasing u. We'll hav 2 c wht 2morrow will bring 4 us"

US? He meant, me and him!? Hish! Apo kono dengan abang eden seko inih!? Hmmm

"Abang! Tomorrow is like another one more week!"

"Then lets make it worth the wait... "

AIYOH MEK DAH TAK TAHU NAK BALAS APA SUNDEL - last last mek jawab jugak...

"Ok - holla at me when you're back in AS. Meanwhile, stay cute! Be nice! And be good! Muwwwahss! Nite2!!!"

And then he replied...

"Ait! And goodnight baby girl - sleep well"

Wahai teteman sekalian, APA KES ITIEW??? Perlu ke incess??? Tak kan kena punish jadik stone kan? Hehehehe - Nyeh - mek memang taste kat dia dulu. Tapi dulu dia rejected mek sbb dia kata dia sayangkan mek macam adik/neighbour. Alih2 sekarang? Cam mano nyeh! Mek very the fonkius! I think I go make myself another big mug of Milo! Then head to bed, and think about this tomorrow *I MEAN LATER* - anyways, tomorrow is just another day. Why think about it today when I can think about it tomorrow? Eheheh - see ya! Nite2!!!

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

And so the second entry of the day...

2005-03-14T23:56:00.000+08:00

Dearest all blog readers, Assalamualaikum...

Abaikan the last part of my last entry tadik itiew. Very the dramatic dramaqueen acts again. Abaikan. Dah settled dah u ols... :)

So - dari ptg tadi lepas I posted that entry, mek solat Asar, pastu Yassin itiew, pastu borak2 ngan Miss G over the phone, gossiping as usual la kan. Pastu - after cursing each other sials and sluts and what not - mek dah gaya nak keluar gi swimming, tak semena-mena- BOOOMM!!! HUJAN TURUN DENGAN LEBATZ NYA U OLSZ!!! Alhamdulillah! Rahmat! NO Not becoz of that cheap cunt in Gurun! NO NO NO Itiew semue secara TIDAK langsung - the rain in KL when she went back to KL - the rain in Singapore when she went to Singapore just past weekend... no no - tu semue KEBETULAN! Ehehehe. So mek dengan upsetnye drive dalam hujan itu, pusing satu town, bawak kerete mek, pasang cd mek kuat2 dlm kereta, melalak! LAGI LAH LEBAT hujan rahmat itiewww.. ekekeke.

Balik - got ready lepas Maghrib, mek gi this function pasal pasukan bola skuad Hijau Kuning - no I do not like footballs and I do NOT PLAY football ok! It soo happens that my biggy wiggy bro and his fellow friends and kuncu2 and also my cousin itiew ade organize some function nak raikan ape tah lah- whatever lah - that's not important! Yang importantnye adalah tetamu nye itiew...
-Skuad Kenari Hijau Kuning Premier League 2005
-Ex players team Kedah tahun late 80s and early 90s...
-Some junior players (Chickens - so very the meletopsss chix chix itiews!!!!!!!!!!)

So anyways - me, as usual, dalam keadaan simple yet noticable, ekekeek, tetap menjadi sumber main attereksion!!! HAHAHA Ade org jeles!

Tapi - sedeh - misi mek tak tercapai. Yes Miss G, doakan dimakbulkan. Mek dinch dapat any digits for tonight, sedeh!

So selepas nearly 3 jam berada dalam dewan yang SAMA macam hari Sabtu malam lepas itiew, mek melangkah longlai slow and steady, sambil catwalk manja menuju ke kerets mek. Sedeh sangat2 misi tak berjaya. Although I had fun - the food was GREAT! Mek makan tak hengat ok! Mek gi ngan my uncle's boy - yes, my cute pathetic cousin. Its my uncle's turn to jage mak tok kat umah. Ekekeke... hurray!!!

Pastu mek balik - still raining, rintik2 jer. Balik, solat Isya' - terus online. And then, decided I should write in another entry for the day - once a day macam tak puas la post in entry. Dia kena jugak at least 2 entries... baru puas. Tapi hari nih a bit slow la... betul kata Amira Adnan itiew... mood mek kureng sikit hari nih. Awat tak tau?

Is msged mek finally. Katanye sibuk. Understood. Abang S however stopped sms mek pulak. Dah dapat hint2 ke mek dinch mau layan pulak? Eheheheh... jgn lah Abang S! I saje2 je drama queen. Sebenarnye, ade org cuba sabo u dengan I! Dia cakap kat I, biarpun baru baca blog I, dia sudah ala ala feeeeeling2 sukakan abang S juga, bagaimana itieeeeeeeeeew!??????? *Miss G cuba hang jawab sat?*

Okaylah - time to head to bed now. Malam nih mau tidur awal balik la. Nak try dapatkan my waktu tidur yang betul balik. Nowadays timing mek dah lari dah ler... nowadays ke? Bukan dari dulu2 time MAS lagi timing mek dah memang lari... hmmmm...

Oklah - nite2 u ols!
Daaaaa

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Entry of the day...

2005-03-14T16:22:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...
When was the last entry? Oh yer... yesterday afternoon itiew. Today, Monday dah ek? Hehehe. Lets u ols... memory walk to ptg semalam...........

Lepas balik keje yesterday, hmmm... solat semue, Yassin lepas Asar and what not, mek gi swimming. Very the meriahly sedeh lah pool yesterday itiew. Penuh dengan Ba'chang pulak. Tapi ade this group of 4 ke 5 org Malay abangs2. So the va va voom body. Tapi sayangnye phone cam mek batt kong. YES! DUA DUA phone ok! Motif? Sbb mek lupe charge katanye. Tapi tak per. Tak der pe pe menarik pun selain dari jejantanz itiew. Oh before that, on the way ke pool itiew, mek dapat msg u ols! Dari itiew Abang S itiew...

"Senyap je? Busy ke?"

Very the mek memikirkan nak ke idak jawab sms dia... last last mek jawab jugak lah. Mek cakap lah mek nak gi swimming la itu la ini la. Busy at work lah itu la ini la kan. Pastu dia balas "Kalau free nanti, sms Abang ok?" Haiyoh! Another invitations katenye! Astaga... Tak per lah. Tak penting sangat pun. Si Is pun dok msg2 lagik, rase elok bebenorlah my hp battery kong. Tetiber mek rase seperti malas nak melayan - so dived into the pool, lama jugak, dari 5.40pm, sampai 7.20pm... kecut jugak lah my jari jemari u ols...

Pastu balik, skipped dinner. Lepas Maghrib, baca satu surah jer from the Quran, dah dekat2 nak habis Quran nih, dah mule la semuenye surah2 pendek. So dari ikut baca Juzu' I might as well baca ikut Surah. Lepas tu Isya'. Then iron baju sikit, sembang2 ngan Mak Tok tercinta. Then went online, chatted kat YM kejaps, then masuk Adobe Photoshop, editted some new pics, well I wouldn't wanna call it new, I'd say, newly SCANNED ol' pics.. ehehehe. Pastu buat comments and reviews kat myspace, replied emails, and yes, SMS also bertimbun masuk. Haiyoh... then.. at 11.30pm, Abang Zafri called. Cakap ajak keluar. Aiyoh, semalam, bermula lah insiden me sneaked out lagi! Isk isk isk... hiduppp hidup... Ekeke.

Me and Zafri *Nama betul dia Safri - dia sendiri suruh letak nama itiew... promosi :) * So anyways, me abang Safri, gi minum2 japs, sembang2, gelaks2, then balik lepak kat Tmn Rimba tmpt mek jogging itiew, duduk, isap2 rokok. Kisahnye dia memang sayangkan mek macam adik dia. Cukup manjakan mek. Mek duduk dalam pelukkan abang itiew, mek tetiber feeling over. Kalau dia bukan pangkat Abang Angkat ngan mek, dah lama mek kem! Tapi dinch ah - dia memang sayangkan mek like adik sendiri. So we all sembang2 gelak2, then ade dua orang kawan dia, Zeck and Ramm joined. Buat lawak2 gile gelak sampai mek terlelap ok in Abang Safri's arms... pastu he kissed my forehead, bisik "Sayang, jom balik? Abang hantar jom... kesian adik abang" Aiyoh! Time tu very the manja2 onez... mueiueieueieue. Whatever it is, mek also sayangkan dia... :) So baik. On the way balik, dia menyanyi dlm kereta. SEDAPNYE SUARA dia. Dia lah cikgu vokal Hazami and Tria Audition itiew... Ehehehee. Memang baik orgnye. So balik, yes, at 3.30am... sneaked in masuk balik, pastu tidur, sampai lah Subuh, surprisingly tak liat mek nak masuk bilik air amik air sembahyang. Ehehe. Performed Subuh prayers, 4 pages of the holly Quran, pastu breakfast dengan Mak tok.. then siap2 gi lah nak gi keje when I received an SMS cakap my neighbour punye relatives yang baru baru2 Sabtu hari tu ade sangkut pautnye dengan Wedding itiew, meninggals u ols! Pengantin perempuan itiew u ols!!! Keluar rumah nak ke kerete parked accross the road, bamm! Kena langgar. Tak pulak mek tanye kena langgar ngan ape itiew. Kesian nyeh. Terus tukar tema baju, terus gi umah neighbour I itiew... bukannye next door neighbour la kaedahnye neighbour SETAMAN. Ehehehe. So gi baca Yassin lah - kesian mek tgk pengantin lelaki itiew u ols. Nak je mek gi kat dia cakap "TAK PER, ITS OK - U STILL HAVE ME?" Gile gampangnye mek kalau I go and do that! EHEHEHE. So lepas itu ini itu ini, gi kebumi pun, mek gi jugak - THAT'S IT! MEK JUMPE ABANG S!!!! Nyeh - siap lambai nih!!! Astaga! What was he thinkin'? Him at a funeral or him at a fiesta function? NAK lambai2? Sunggoh tak proper lah!

So lepas ITIEW baru mek sebok gi office. Msg dari Abang S dah selonggok - IS pulak today, funny, did I say anything wrong to him dlm sms semalam? Motif tak der sms from him, EVEN up till now? Hangat2 tahi ayam jer ke, u ols? Hmmmmmm Tak per. Abaikan. Ptg2 karang mek sms dia...

So Kisahnye hari nih. Kat office tak berape sebok but sebok with my family gath forum email pe bende semue tu, then busy replying emails kengkawan and then check blogs and what not - speaking of blogs. Nih lah Suara Hati mek yang tidak puas hati sikit dengan KAWAN mek... CD - Che-detz! AND I DO HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS...

-You put my real name waktu u posted the entry on the interview with LL? I pejam sebelah mata.
-You go and passed my number to Safri - walaupun Safri tu Abang angkat I, you could have at least have the decency to ask me first, tul tak?
-You go and paste my real name AGAIN dalam blog u dalam telenovela kite semua sama2 buat itiew? - M. msged me tanye - is the telenovela about YOU or what??? SEE! NASI DAH JADI BUBUR.

I know I'm younger than you, and as a professional blogwriter like u, u have the every right to do anything in your blogs. TRUE- but mentioning REAL names? I dont think that's an option. You may take all this as a joke, funny2 material - but to some? Oh come on CD - u expect ppl to tolerate with you? To some point they will - but after reaching some certain extend, that's it!

I also don't know why I should be all mushy wushy about all this but the thing is as a KAWAN, mek terasa ok. 2 kali ko screwed things up TO me in ONE day. Semuanya u took forgranted. U always buat cara u dulu - take risk. Kalau Lea tak marah - ok jer la la la la - story meletop, LEPAS! PASSED! Kalau Lea marah, tak per - I'll just apologize.

CD, you think it works that way huh? Sorry - it does not work that way anymore. You could not take things forgranted, WHEN IT COMES TO SENSITIVE ISSUES, ie NAMES, PICS... writing a story about someone dgn unsur2 sindir dah cukup, APATAH LAGI U go and add REAL names? MALAYSIA/KL/KEDAH/Anywhere- semuenya kecik jer. Tak besaq pun. I just hope you realize all these before its too late...

I'm very much upset with the way you've turned out to be. Things that u think gonna spice up your virtual internet life, it might just cost u of losing a good friend semata2 kerana kawan u maybe terasa - call it drama - call it OVER, but manusia STILL ade hati and sometimes, hati mudah tersinggung apatah lagi kalau 'kena' dari seorang KAWAN...

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Back to work!

2005-03-13T15:22:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarokatuh semue... and greetings fellow friends, strangers, blog reades/viewers, s*xseeker, and providers, perfevts, a**holes and all - I welcome smuenye... ekekeke

So nutural kan mek? Dinch berpihak lebih pada sapa2, kan? Sapa nak masuk blogpage mek, maaaaaaaaaasuk lah... Ekekeke

Well - today. Busy. Me masuk office around 9.30am. Pagi tadik punyelah lembab nak bangun Subuh and nak baca Quran dua muka pun macam gampang punyelah mengantuk, tah berape puluh ekor setan dok nak tutup mata mek. Ku tempuhi dan gagahi jugak... ekekeke.. last2 dapat lah 3 muka mek baca bagi ini. Pastu breakfast, with mak tok. Pastu mandi segala mala siap2 semue gi la office. Buat itiew buat ini, tu yang now baru nak buat 1st blog entry of the day. Well, practically 3rd entry lah if u wanna count the last two entries sebelum ini. Tapi, kalau nak ikut kaedah SIANGnye, ini lah entry pertama ku. Mek memang busy sampai lunch hour tadik pun very theeeee u ols! Nih baru ade nafas sikit - nak gi solat Zohor lepas nih...

Aside from work, me busy replying msgs and posting new msgs kat my family group @ Yahoo! itiew. Ala, yg pasal the big big mega mega family reunion itiew? Pastu, tak sempat2 dahhh nak kena reply sms Is pulak. Abang S mek belum confidensi nak sms dia. Takut sundel! Tapi IS hari nih dari time dia bangun, sampai dia makan breakfast, sampai dia kata dia nak buat itu ini, sampai dia nak naik kete, sampai dia dalam perjalanan ke SP, sampai dia sampai kat umah dia... haiyoh!!!! Nan stop ok SMS. Mesti guna SMS plan for his mobile nih kan? Eheehehehehehe... He's nice lah. Baik orangnye. Mek dinch cerits lagik kan details about Is?

Nama: Muhammad Iskandar Fitri bin Noor Azlan
Umur: 25 tahun by December this year. Muda setahun dari mek lah!
Tinggi: Agak2 mek dia dalam 177-178cm kot
Berat: Ala ala light2 sugi la - just nice. Tak kurus kering, tak terlalu maskulin, tak gemok!
Pekerjaan: Marketing Exec katanye...
Kereta: Waja - elok lah, org2 muda bekerjaya... ekekeke

Ok tak specs dia? Hmmmmm... Tak leh cakap lelebih lagik. Kena simpan2 itiew dulu sikit dulu itiew! Ehehehe I wonder what Miss G tgh buat? Dia kata dia balik Gurun saharanya hari ini. Hmmm - I wonder why no msgs?

Other then that - mek dengan hal mek lah. Ptg nih Mak Tok gi makan kat umah sapa tah dengan my uncle. Alhamdulillah - semenjak dua menjak dia minum Madu Sawda' nih - nampak dia lebih aktif balik. Bagus... so nampaknye mek kena makan luar lagi la malam nih? I wonder what Juju and her sister is doin' tonight? Hmmmmmmmmmm...

Ptg karang mek feeling2 nak gi swimming lagi la. My MMS kaput again! Chis! Prepaid 012 mek habis ke? Haiyoh! Ke MMS problematic lagik!?!?! Eh? Ape ade kaitan nak gi swimming ngan my MMS nih? Aiyoh!!!

Oh and one more story mory!!! This morning mek dapat SMS dari someone - unknown number at first...

"NURLEA a.k.a Lady Loreal ke nih? Zafri nih. Ada tang mana? Rasa2nya ada selisih tadi pagi kat jalan. Tak kenai abang dah ka? Amboi - kekwat sekarang noh?"

Cuak sekejap mek nyeh - number phone mek nih, tak semue tahu. Cam mana ade org luar tahu nih? Siape dia nih!?!?! Zafri? Zafri mana lakkk mek pikiaq? Mek kenai sorang je Zafri dalam hidup mek. My abang angkat - tapi dia mana tau number baru mek? Haiyoh- cemas!

"Siape nih? Zafri mana? ABANG Zafri ka? How did you get my number? "

"Ha la. ABANG Zafri awak lah. Amboi, ada numbe baru tak habaq mai pun noh... mujuq jumpa CD - dia passkan number u kat Abang"

Ahah!!! CD! Mek dapat cekup muka dia, siap lah dia!!!!

"OH si CD ka bagi kat abang! Ehehe - bukan apa, safety measures. Yer lah, abang pun satu. Tak penah2 nak sms org sebelum nih? Tau tau muncul. Ke, ade orang suruh abang jadik spy, intipkan gerak-geri serta lokasi adik abang nih sekarang?"

"MASYAALLAH!!! Tak der nye cam tu. Abang went through my phone book lepas I thought I saw u pagi tadi dalam kereta Wira. Muka sejibik u. Tu yang I dialed number lama u - not in service lagi dah. Sbb tu, I called CD. Sbb I tau CD ja yang kenai u dan tau I kenai u. Jgn lak pi marah dia..."

"Dak aihh!! Buat apa cek nak marah dia? *Dlm hati - ku pulas pulasss fefet puks tu tau! Dlm orang cakap jgn dok pass2around number mek... tapi mujur kat Zafri jer. Buat dia kasik kat orang lain, siap! Ekekekeek* Abang oi, kita kat Aloq Staq la. Abang selisih tang mana? KL?"

"Haaa salah orang la tu. Tapi bebetoi muka macam u. Tapi mana lah leh lawan L.Loreal. Abang balik A/S esok. Jumpa jom? Minum2... nak gak borak2 dengan adik manja abang nih - nak tau gossip2 terbaru... ok?"

"Ok jer...call me when you sampai AS and ready nak kuaq, ok? Dah sah sah kita duduk pun umah dah dekat2. I jerits kat umah I, u kat umah u pun leh dgr... ehehe - Calling2 k?"

Itu lah citer sms mek dengan abang angkat mek merangkap senior dia sekolah merangkap neighbour mek merangkap pemuzik/singer yang ala ala meletop jugak suara dia, ZAFRI! EKEKEKE... best wooo dengan dia! VERY THE GILE!

Ok! GILE2 mek, mek nak kena sambung buat kejo balik nih. Till then... adios! Malam karang kalau tak der apa apa arah melintang, mak mah masuk balik with a new entry nah? Eheehehe...

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

This is Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah - posting an entry from MENTAL HOSPITAL!

2005-03-13T01:33:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...
- Nyeh! LATEST GOSSIP! "Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee a.k.a LADY LAURIELLE - SEKARANG GILE! Now ade kat hospital mental!"

- Nyeh kenapasal sangkaknye heading latest gossip itiew? Me? In mental hospital? WHAT WOULD THEY THINK OF NEXT!?!? Eheheheheehe

Abis selama nih mek kat Mental Hospital lah, writing blogs? Sedeh lah manusia yang buat citer kat KL itiew. Tak per lah. Buat la story morry apa apa pun... mek dinch kisah dah sekarang. Nak kata mek ponen sial dah rosak kerana 'ice' dan 'extacy' dan 'pill hormones', kaaaaaaaata lah. Nak kata mek nih ponen gile glamour dan now dah gile sbb glamour orang lain dapat... kaaaaaaaaata lah. Nak kate ape kate la. Mek terima seadanye. Eh wait, I can't. Sbb I gile maaa? Ehehehe... duniaaa dunia...

Goodnight peeps,
Assalamualaikum

Nurlea

Two great shots in one go!!!

2005-03-13T00:30:00.000+08:00

Dearest all... *GRIN!*

Yesza - got stories stories and stories. And so after Maghrib, I siap2 lawa2 semue, all in purple, gi lah to the 'wedding-of-the-year' itiew. Abang Usop, my grannys' garderner cum PA, ehehe... tolong basuhkan my car. So I went with ala ala kerete berkilatz gittiew. Yes - Is msged me again waktu me on the way to the hotel...

"Just a simple msg to say 'Hie' and hope to catch up with you later"

Awww - wasn't he cute!? Ehehehe. So anyways, mek sampai kat hotel, called Juju... she bersiap semue with pengantin segala mala semuenye kat hotel. So she came down, jemput mek and her bf *Ohhh I so envy her!* naik ke dewan besar MBAS itiew. *Majlis Bandaraya Alor Star* Wow... everything so very the very the purple onez to the glory of survivalz u ols!!! Mujur mek pun mengenakan 'sesuatuh' yang purple jugaks u ols. Kalau tidak, kes naya ja. Dah la majority, I'd say 90% guests pakai purple. Ok - so at the table, me, Juju and her bf, and there's this guy (I'll name his S since his name memang start with S pun), with his so-lovely-and-beautiful wife with wavy hair, cantik puks itiew u ols! With 2 lovely daughters. So this man duduk sebelah mek. Memerhatikan the wife sebok dengan the other guest next to her, and looking at Juju sebok dengan bf dia and left me practically all alone, smiling to almost everyone, macam org gile, so he tegur mek...

S: You dari mane?
Me: Erm, I local... neighbour dengan Juju.
S: Really? How come I tak pernah noticed you?
Me: Erm, the most logical explaination for that would probably be sbb I spent most of my teenage years and life time in KL?
Dia ketawa kecil - nyeh! VERY THE ABANG2 ok dia ketawa... suke suke suke! Mek terus bersimpuh melu... Notice it's not malu, its mElu - meaning, getek terlebeh!

And so bermulalah kami bersembang ramah mesra. Baik orgnye. So he kenal my dad and my mom. Terus sms kat my mom tanye betul ke? Eheheeh dinch reply reply pun? Sampai lah balik dinch reply. Ape diaorang buat kat sana *Subang* itiew? Hmmmmm Ooops! Sorry! Menyimpang pulak citer... So anyways, bermulalah kami berborak, ketawa kechiel itiew, and mek seperti biase propar gambar2 va va voom mek kat my phone since dia noticed mek drag kan? Ekekeke... No of course not - I didn't go there in drag! GILE! Half of the crowd kenal my dad. Nak mampos? But of course me go also very woman2 coverina pengkid berjaya gittu... Heheeheh. So basically, the event was BORING tapi mujur ade abang S! Dia suruh panggil abang ok! Mek pun panggil lah.

LATER I found out from Juju that HE *Abang S* memang suke adik2 gabas gedebas gedebus. And dia selalu gi KL - NO WONDER muka dia familiar. Chit. And the wife pulak feeling2 ade scandal also - so one big happy family. Kalau mek mencelah also, tak der lah rase berdosa sangat. Ala ala filling in empty spot jer... *Hmmm why does this statement sounded so familiar? Miss G! Care to help? Oh forgot - u're in Singgie! Happy kiasu-ing*!!!!

So mek saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajer jer la kan - memandangkan I do know where he stays, and mek memang ade nampak dua ekor kuda coklat itiew kat luar kawasan lapang umah dia (He lives in this state quaters thingie, with huge mega mega huge compound, very lush green green grass of home gittiew...) So mek strike another conver. with him...

Me: Dengar cerita abang suke naik kuda?
DOINK RIGHT!? CLEVER GO AND ASK A SILLY Q MACAM ITIEW
S: Well - abang lagi suke kalau ade orang naik kuda abang...
MACAM MANA ITIEW!?!?!?!?! SCANDALIOUS INVITATION UTK DICIKTUT OLEHNYE KE? Hmmm - ke memang he was referring to me naik kuda2 kat umah dia itiew, yang kat garden laman dia itiew? - Nak coverina, mek respundek (respond)... dengan ketawa manja, ala ala kalau mek leh tgk ketawa itiew kat cermin, confirm cermin itiew pecah - and mek sendiri akan muntah tgk kegetekkan mek!

Ok ok cut cut story shot *Aiyoh! NIH BARU CITER DENGAN S! BELUM CITER PASAL IS!?!?!?!?!* - By the time dah nak balik, CUKUP TERRAA la si S nih - boleh, JUJU or the bf, or S's wife ke anak2 ke, satu pun tak noticed dia mintak exchange numbers. Siape kata "Senang2 datang la rumah - leh naik kuda - wife I pun selalu outstation. Anak2 I pun dah ke boarding school... I jer kat umah. Ade teman, best jugak..." Nyeh, APE ITIEW MAKSUDNYE ITIEW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Yes, we exchanged numbers... heheh.. sial tak mek? Ehehehe Memang sial!

By 10.45pm itiew, memang event dah habis. The DYTM Sultan and Sultanah Kedah, with DYTM Raja Muda dan Raja Puan Muda, dan kaum kaum kerabat kelibat kelibut kelahanat semue dah berambus... tinggal lah us sebok2 bergambar la itu la ini la... jumpe org tu ini la... mek senyum mengiyakan ape diaorang cakap, respond baik nyer, walhal, SIAPE DIA YANG MEK TEGUR TADI TU? Haaa cam tu la lahanat nye mek! By that time, IS dah 6 kali msg mek! And termasuk yang SAY HI msg tadik tu dah 7 - and mek balas 3... ok tak? Ehehehee... Mek dah rimas. Dia ajak jumpe nak minum2. Nyeh! Mek dah kembung perut dah asyik minum minum minum dari 8.30pm to 10.30pm itiew... dah la makanan tak sedap. Semenjak mek jejak balik kaki at 12.15am tadi sampai NOW dah 1am, mek dah 3 kali masuk keluar masuk keluar itiew Zshambannzz de la Vartu OK!- *JAMBAN BATU ITIEW LAH!~*

Yes - good question. Well-figured-calculated-for accuracy... Event habis 10.45pm (so I got in the car at 11pm), me sampai rumah at 12.15am... 1 jam 15 minutes plus minus itiew mek buat ape??? Very good question! Kejaps! Mek kena gi itiew melabur AGAIN! Brb! 1.03am...

SAMBUNGAN 1.15am - no am not gonna go into the explicit details of my moment-of-glory dalam jamban tadik!

So - where did I go during that 1h 15m? What did I do? Siape I jumpe? Very the macam penyisat gampang kan? Ehehehehe - jawapannye - Mek gi this one mamak corner, jumpe IS. Ehehehehe... And so he was in his shorts, sandals and tank top. Very the cute ok! So mek ala ala well dressed nih terus melu semacam jer. So we talked and I had another drink *drink lagik!* - tgk dia makan roti canai banjir... mek smoked a bit - sembang punye sembang - tgk2 time 12midnight!!!! No I will not turn ulgy by the stroke of twelve - duh! Its just dont wanna get mak tok worried. Dah la lately nih I dah pandai nak keluar sana sini - takmacam waktu mula2 balik - dudukkkkkkkkkkk jer kat umah, cucuk kesayangan. Now, ado!? Mainly sbb I ade life now kot, dengan keje lagik - EHHHH MENYIMPANG!!!

So apa yang mek bualkan dengan IS? Ade lah itiew. Mek will not go into details... cukup sekadar mek katakan, dia kata "Tak puas lah sembang dengan you. I think kalau macam nih, selalu lagi la I datang ke AS... tu pun kalau ade orang tu sudi" Miss G! Ko dah ade partner nak dtg melawat mek - Tak lah ko drive boring sorang2, kan? HAHAHAHAH MAMPOS!

So tonight - despite sakit perut yang teramat sangat - I guess, well, ok lah. Tak der lah boring sangat. Kat function itiew kenal S, dalam ferry siang tadik kenal Is... haiyoh - ape lagik mau? Hari nih musti hari bertuah mek... kan? Ehehehe... ape kesudahannye? Jumpe lagik ke IS di minggu2 akan datang? Wallahua'lam. Mungkinkah ku naik kuda Abang S? Wallahua'lam. Tgk la ape kes kesnye lepas2 nih, nah? Eheheheehe

Comments pls!
Mek kena sign out this entry dulu. Sbb mek ade satuuuuuuuuu lagi SHORT entry! VERY THE GOSSIP TERKINI!!

Me - at 01:26am

Nurlea

Another hot Saturday afternoon... ANOTHER HOT STORY!!!

2005-03-12T17:58:00.000+08:00

Dearest blog readers...

*SIGH* Me just got back from Penang. Baru lepas lunch u ols... huh? How was the trip?? Ok la... so so I'd say. Nothing fancy. Me gerak keluar around 6.50am, lepas subuh semua segala mala. Sebelum keluar Miss G dah called pepagi bute, sbb dia on the way nak ke KLIA katanye dengan KB *KAWAN BAIK* dia, nak ke Singapore - tgk2 sponsor/dress/make up utk upcoming Miss World Universe. Ha ah, dia masuk u ols! Ehehe. So anyways, back to my Penang trip. Drive slowly la kan, truck abang2 tentera dua kali passed me... aiyoh! MERIAH! And then drive2, nyanyi2, feeling2, then decided nak naik ferry lah nak ke island itiew. So naik lah ferry. Lama gile I tak naik ferry itiew. I think my lassssssst trip ke Penang naik ferry was... hmmm... 7 or 8 years ago? Nothing so menarik lah just seronok lah keluar duduk kat depan ferry tu, feeling2 Titanic... ehehehe... snapped some nice photos kat my camera-phone. Nanti mek uploadkan picsnye itiew. Then mek sampai kat Northam Towers just somewhere near Gurney Drive, just nice at 9am. Mek had a lite breakfy, pastu jumpe client mek. Discussed some stuffs. Habis around 10.30am. Terus blah - motif? Sbb client mek dinch can do u ols! Mek terus feeling2 pusing2 kat Penang/ Georgetown itiew.

Lepas dah puas keliling pulau - tgk2 jam dah 11.15am, and matahari dah mule terpancar2 gittiew. So dari mek feeling2 mengantuk, I thought I might as well berambus balik jer. So al kaedahnye waktu on the way balik itiew, THAT'S IT! Balik naik ferry jugak. Parked next to my car was this cuttttttttttttttttteeeee chicken!!! (Anak ikan lah!) - dia, I think with his parents kot. Dia yang drive. Pastu mek ala ala feeling2 nak pose2 outside again, and YEZZZAAA dia ikut keluar katanye. Pastu mek catwalk sana sini gi tempat2 jauh dari pemandangan parentsnye. Dia IKUT katenyeeeeeeeeeee!!! Ehehehe. Dia dah pose berdiri lagak macho dia sebelah mek, mek yang tangkap lentok ini telah memulakan bicara...

ME:Jalan2 dengan family ke?
HIM:Ha ah - tiga hari kat sini. Dari Khamis lagi. Hari ni nak ke Alor Star pulak
Haiyoh yooohh amma appaa!! ALOR STAR KE!?!?!?! LAZAAATTSSSS!!!
ME:Yer ke? Awak nih dari mana asalnye?
HIM:Kite orang sekeluarga dari Sungai Petani je. Saja pusing2 Penang dan Alor Star, nak melawat saudara
ME: Oh ye ke. Berapa lama kat Alor Star?
HIM:Tak lama. Satu malam je
SATU MALAM!?!?!? DINCH LEH LEPASKAN PELUANG ITIEW!!!!!
ME:Oh ok.
DIA KASIK NAME CARD KATANYE!!!! Mek pun tgk lah namecard dia... nama Muhammad Iskandar Fitri - sedap nama dia sundel! Jawatan; Marketing Exec katanye... in SP of course.
ME:Thanks - nih card saya...
NYEH! DIA SENYUM SAMPAI KE TELINGA AKU DAPAT NUMBER/NAME CARD AKU! SUKE LAH ITIEW???
HIM:Bile boleh jumpa? Malam nih?
AIYOH! DIA GERAK PANTAS DULU KATANYE!!!!
ME:Malam nih lewat sikit boleh tak? Sbb I ade kenduri kawin malam nih...
HIM:Tak kisah. Call la pe pe pun.

Funny - waktu on the way to the island from the mainland tadi pagi aku rase lama sangat atas ferry itiew. Tibe2 just now, very der u ols! Cepat sekals!!! Sentaps! -TOBECONTINUED - 2.45pm

CONTINUED - 5.45pm

So al kisahnye juz nowz mek very the penatz onez... so mek ala ala tidur dulu. Waktu mek type yang first half tadik itiew like mek baru jer sampai balik umah, mek siap belik lunch tapau bawak balik, granny's not at home gi makan kenduri katanye dengan my uncle. Just my pathetic cousin jer ade ha. So lepas mek makan lunch itiew, smoke ciggie sebats, dan dah melabur, mak ala ala bohsan tadik dan nak menghabiskan sisa2 bateri, so mek typed jer la entry itiew. Tapi whattodo? Bateri kaput separut jalan sundel. So nih just got up, dah freshen-up semua dah, solat asar, Yassin ke, hmm.. ke-5 ker... ke, ke-6? Hmmm... whichever. So mek sambung la kejap entry nih. Sikit jer lagik pun dah nak 'Sawdaqallahul'azim' dah pon.

Lepas itiew, lepas the kes ferry sudah sampai ke mainland itiew... kami pun berambus lah. Dia punye kereta Waja itiew tak der lah jauh diblakang sangat dari Kenari Aerosport Merah Merong Maha Pondan itiew. Tapi mak kan ala ala minah rempitz persis pelesits... so mek left him behind lah kan. Tau tau tutt tutt... tutt tutt - standard tone, msg incoming - NYEH! DIA SEND MSG KATANYE!!!!!

"Saya bebetul kalau boleh nak jumpe awak malam nih - tak puas tadi atas ferry borak ngan awak. Call la saya lepas awak dah habis function awak malam ni. Bye - IS"

Nyeh! Tak ke mak terkinja2 dlm kereta peti sejuk warna merah bergerak itiew??? Org dlm kereta sebelah2 dan yang mek passed semue ingat either:
A: MEK DAH GILE
B: MEK MEMANG GILER

So mek pun al kaedahnye drive tersenyum2 sampai Toll A/S Utara. Mek balas ke idak msg itiew? Ade lah ade lah itieewwwww sessi berbalas sms... ehehehehe

So updates nye kena la tunggu malam nih. Ini macam ala ala kalah telenovela CD kat blogdrive dia! Ehehehehehe. Nanti malam mek citerkan hal malam ini dalam bentuk telenovela, nah?

Now mek nak kena pegi ke tempat mek amik my tarts - and do some delivery. Balik amik my laundry - and then ade nak kena iron my baju baru belik semalam sundel! Mek belik khas utk kenduri kawin ala ala grand di AOR ini - ala kenduri Datuk Bandaraya itiew lah. Ehehehe. Dan lepas function itiew? Ape kes? Tungguuu....

Wasalam

Nurlea L Lai Lee Abdullah

It's Saturday March 12th, 2005

2005-03-12T12:00:00.000+08:00

Dearest all -
After my 'Madu Sawda`' entry, had my Isya' prayers, then, BOOM! TIDO! Why? I also donno why - tetiber nak tidur. Mak tok pun macam heran I guess tetiber nak tidur cepat. Tapi tgklah, midnight jer, mek dah jaga balik. Tak ke macam kelawaq sebenarnye aku nih!?

Tomorrow morning early start for me. Ade nak jumpe client in Penang, sundel! Have to be there by 9am. So lepas Subuh mek kuar umah la kot, drive slow2 sowang2. Sedeh! Malas nye. Pastu have to be back cepat, restrest so that relaxed siket nak gi makan kenduri Datuk Bandar malam esok, eh, I mean, malam INI nanti - Anak Datuk Bandar itiew my ol' ol' good friend; well she's not exactly ol' la since dia sama umur dengan mek. Tapi we kawan since 6yo! No, bukan she's gettin' married. And not her adik perempuan yang jadik junior I kat MAS also - it's their cousins' wedding. Ala ala grand mau lawan itiew kenduri kawen my brader dedulu la. Chit - dinch leh tandingi u olsss... ehehehe....

So tomorrow - eh, I mean, TODAY is gonna be pretty much BUSY and hectic one for me *sigh* Ontah la labu - itu lah dia, kehidupan kiewww...

Nurlea

Madu Sawda' - InsyaAllah dapat mengubati...

2005-03-11T20:03:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...

Berlalu la sudah Friday March, 11th, 2005? Hmmm - not quite. Ade lagik 4 jam nak habis Jumaat nih. Ehehehe. Well, since 3pm tadik mek very the very busy onez. Busy buat ape? Amik/hantar barang niagaan - yerrr mek buat perniagaan kecil kecilan also, extra income lah sikit. Jem tart? Adddinnchhhh jem tart saje sekarang! Mek also dealer utk Madu Sawda.
Ha, dalam entry nih, mek nak buat marketing la sikit...

Ape itiew madu sawda??? - its a penawar yang disebut dalam Al-quran dan Al-Hadith... It is also sebagai makanan dan minuman kesihatan yang bernilai tinggi. And did you know that ia mampu dijadikan penawar pelbagai penyakit, TOLAK MAUT jer lah kan? Ehehehe. It's kuasa penyembuh, very the very menakjudkan and this product telah diluluskan oleh Kementerian Kesihatan Malaysia; and it's proven that ia tak der barang/kandungan sains dan kimia dan no side effects...

Basically, it's madu lah - diproses also with bijik sawda dari negara Arab itiew u ols. Satu sudu teh, every morning, NO not on its own. Campurkan dengan air masak, selawat atas junjungan Nabi Muhammad S.A.W - bismillah - dan minum. Kehebatannye? Within two or three weeks, ia mampu menyelesaikan/ tak pun, MENGURANGKAN sakit2 seperti...

Penyakit ringan dan acuta:
-Sakit urat, sendi dan tulang
-Keletihan dan kelesuan
-Jerawat
-Resdung
-Migrain

Penyakit sederhana:
-Kencing manis
-Gastrik
-Buasir
-Batu karang
-Gangguan penghadaman
-Tekanan darah tinggi
-Angin dalam badan
-Sakit Puan (haid tidak teratur)
-Keputihan
-Senggugut
-Memulihkan tenaga secara menyeluruh
-Tekanan mental
-Insomnia
-Athma
-Cholestrol tinggi
-Ghout
-Batuk yang lama

Also merawat penyakit kronik:
-Kemandulan
-Jantung
-Lumpuh
-Kanser
-Mati pucuk
-Buah pinggang

FIRMAN ALLAH SWT YANG BERMAKSUD: Dari perut lebah itu keluarlah minuman (MADU) yang bermacam- macam warnanya sebagai penawar (UBAT) bagi manusia - Surah An-Nahl- Ayat 69.

Dan NABI MUHAMMAD SAW pula pernah bersabda yang bermaksud: Tetaplah kamu berubat dengan Al-Habbatus Al-Sawda' ini kerana sesungguhnya ia mengandungi bahan penyembuh bagi setiap penyakit kecuali MATI.

If mek nak go in detail lagik, banyak lagik nih. Cam nih lah. Siape berminat, email/ msg mek kat tagboard. Better you ols email mek lah at lea_laurielle@hotmail.com. Sebotol is RM49. Memang berkesan u ols. Hem ade baca keterangan2 org yang dah menggunakan madu Sawda' ini, and to some extend, mek terkejut sundel! Mek yang dinch ade la sangat penyakit teruk2 nih (Nau'zubillah) tetap minum satu sudu teh ngan air pagi2 u ols, buat alas perut. Bagus tau. So ade sesiape interested? Banyak lagik mek nak promo sebenarnye pasal Madu Sawda' ini.. :)

Nurlea

Newpaper review - The Star!!!

2005-03-11T11:28:00.000+08:00

Dearest all - aiseh mennnnn lama gilos tak buat newspaper review... ape mimpi? Dinch ah ade apa apa mimpi u ols; saje getek puks mau buat itiew review,.... ehehehe

The Star - March 11th, 2005

Nation Page:
-->4: Student makes the nation proud
Yadey yadey yadey! I remembered waktu I went and collect my SPM results way back in 96; Tak dernye masuk paper? Hmm... sentaps! On this page ade lah gambar2 students senorot nih gi amik results SPM yesterday. Highlights were Nur Amalina Che Bakri who scored the impressive 17A's sundel! And she is claimed as Malaysia's Top Student! Haiyoh! Itu results ke ape itiew? And then there's anak DJ DAVE, itiew Davina Farhana Dave Irwin Shah - nyeh, muatkan nama dia dalam answer sheets? Hmmm- tak per. Dia dia kucup manja di dahi oleh ayahnye, DJ DAVE, WHO!? Ehehehehe - she got 5As and dapat 11 aggregate. Duh!?! I got 13 tak bising pon!? And then the very the menyentuh kalbu one would be about Khairil Anwar Masri, in tears ok as he went and collect his SPM results in Kuching. He was born with spasticity in his legs, obtained 9 1A's and 1 2As. Nyeh - see, disabled people can achieve good results. Why some of us , anak2 muda sekarang very the leka?

-->6: Partners In Grooming Talents
So it seems 11 local designers will team up with The Star for the KL FASHION WEEK 2005. Hmmm,... how come I wasn't invited to do the catwalk thingie? *MISS G DON'T SAY ANYTHING. DON'T THINK ANYTHING!*

-->6: Man found hanged in temple
Yes so it's another suicide scene, or so it seems. 52yo S. Senthilnathan was found hanged in a room at the Sri Marathandavar Temple in MARAN yesterday. He was last seen eating roti canai with his friends. Nih mesti kes, erm, tannak sebut lah!

-->14: MB- sexy dress a cause of crime
Yer ke? Haiyoh!!! Kelantan nih kan takkkkkkkkkkkkkkk habis2! Yesterday pasal diaorang on the verge nak implement dress-codes for women working in KB. Today buat statement pakai baju sexy2 pun is a source for criminal? Ape itiew? Habis yang selama nih woman in BAJU KURUNG also kena rogol, HOW? Answer that lah! Mek makin hari makin pening la ngan Gomen KBR nih. Ade ajoooo usul itiew usul ini. No offence to all yang from KBR, memang mek mengaku, shuben2 *shuben means MEN* from KBR memang jurz2 ok! *jurz - Gorgeous* Hehehee... Tapi still.. dulu kes pompuan tak leh keje in KBR, pastu usul itu ini, now dress codes pulak? Lepas nih why not diaorang buat usul 'HOW WOMEN SHOULD DRIVE A CAR or DRESSING CODE FOR WOMEN TO GOOOOOOOOO SHOPPING!' Haiyoh sentaps ok! I remembered waktu mek nighstop in KBR last time - nyeh, mek gi pasar Siti Khadijah itiew utk beli breakfast - I was wearing a TIGHT top ngan jeans jer, and so happens kuku mek panjang SIKIT - nyeh, MAK CIK JUAL NASI DAGANG ITIEW DINCH MAU LAYAN MEK OK! Haiyoh! Sentap!

-->16: Maid dies after saving a woman
Kes macam nih - Tuhan the almight jer yang dapat balas budi, serta jasa Maid itiew... citernye, a 26yo Indon maid, duduk dalam one shophouse with the employer's 60 yo mother in law. When the shophouse caught fire, she brought the poor ulfortunate 60yo soul itiew keluar and bangangly went back masuk nak save some of her bebarangs ok!!! AHA!! That's when dia terperangkap sundel! The tragic insiden berlaku kira2 jam 4.15am. Sedeh... Al fatihah to DEWI YULIANA... kesian...

-->18: Fake discs with valid holograms
PENANG - and so they captured satu group yang dok buat keje haram - fake disc with VALID Holograms... hmmm... sedeh kan? Dulu disc with non-valid holograms. Now dah valid pun still kena? EHEHEHEHEHE... Anyways, this org2 berkuatkuasa kena check kat badan PEREMPUAN also now, nak check FAKE ke idak! So lepas nih pompuan yang ingat ade VALID HOLOGRAMS (TETEQUES, PUKS and REAL HAIR) jgn sangka tak der yang leh ade yang FAKE! Kan Miss G!?!?!?

-->20: Audition for MALAYSIAN IDOL 2 next month!

The heading speaks for itself. Venues:-
-STC KUCHING, April 9th and 10th
-EDEN HOTEL JB, April 16th and 17th
-PENANG INTERNATIONAL SPORTS ARENA, April 23rd and 24th
-KL, May 6th and 7th
ps- ade pic showing last years MI for contract signing ape tah - ade gambar SAIFUL - Aiyoh!!!!!!!! SO ADIK2 OK! No wonderlah Roslan suke gile! EHEHEH

-->21: VISAS in just one day???
Setan gondol! Dulu time I nak buat US VISA waktu requirement for MAS, sah sah seminggu lepas. Cimpeng tui lah!!! Sentap!

-->22: ROTAN, JAILED FOR JOBLESS MAN WHO RAPED INDON!
Nyeh- Mohd Fairos, 23 itiew, in Penang - CAN DO SUNDEL! Kalau mek lah, I wouldn't file the case. Kesian dia nyeh. 6 years jail, whipped twice, kerana merogol Indon girl 25, kat some bushes by the seaside. Nyeh, sentap ok! CUTE sundel!

-->27: PENANGITES Use too much water - Hmmmm
Is it!? I wonder why!!? Hmmmmmmmm

-->27:11 live bombs found near riverbank
And it's in Sungai Petani, MISS G! DAH DEKAT DAH DENGAN GURUN ITIEW!!! The eleven bombs were said to date back way to World War II.

World Page:
-->32: Accuser- I watched sexually explicit images with singer
As much as I hate MJ, tapikan, kesian jugak dia. Nyeh - mek rase those kids WERE FORCED to lie la. Ini kan dunia LAW! Ever watched The Practice? AHA! Semuenye kes nak bohong to win the case! Where's the truth!? Wei - pokok tak bergoyang kalau tak der angin. Those kids could have said, NO to watch all that. WHY WAIT after 2 years baru nak MENGAKU!? Duh!? Nyeh - kalau la mek jadik lawyer, siap lah budak2 itiew mek hentam!

-->35: Airport Security jokers face big fines
So beringat2 lah jika nak buat spastic jokes dalam flight pasal ade bombs ke, or airport ade orang nak attack ke? Or a 747-400 is about to crash kat terminal ke - better be careful. In Sydney, Aussie, Australian airline pax who jokes about all these, akan dikenakan fine of RM16,500 (AUSD$5,500) Haiyoh! Kes naya sundel!!!

Star Metro page:
-->1 to 6: All about SPM and STPM results glory! Duh!? You guys still have a long way to go lar! Haiyoh! Spm and STPM is just like, biase aje. Hmmmm....

STAR SPECIAL:
-->All about itu game called FOOTBALL! Ewww!!!

FOR OTHER GREAT NEWS, check out THE STAR ONLINE at http://thestar.com.my/

Other interesting news for the day...
-->BOH CAMERONIAN ARTS AWARDS
-->THE BULI returns
-->AIM 2005
-->WHO WILL BE THE KICKSTART CHAMP?
-->THE SOUND OF MUSIC IN MALAYSIA?

Regards
ME! Eheheheehe

Nurlea

Enough is enough!!!

2005-03-11T00:29:00.000+08:00

Dearest all,
Just another entry before I head to bed. Tgk title, "Enough is enough" - NO, bukan lagu KRU dulu itiew lah. Maksud kiew, enough lah mek menghanjengkan imej mek sendirik for the time being. Kena balik pijak kebumi yang nyata - me no longer Lea Laurielle De La Fuentes - me now, NURLEA L. LAILEE ABDULLAH - *Hint hint* Yes, me dah baik dah lah. No more lah perangei busuk2 sebagaimana kejadian2 yang menimpa diri mek yang malang time2 mek fly dulu, time2 mek dinodai dan dipaksa buat keje2 sedeh itiew - tu lah susah jadik jambu2 nih... ekekekeke... Nanti la nah- mek nak stop palik lumpur kat muke mek, nanti orang cakap "hai takkan sedeh sangat sampai kena guna lumpur nak buat mask?" Hehehehee. So itu lah maksud dan tema title blog entry ini.

You see - I realized that memang its fun tulis all this detailed facts about semue keje2 mek tapikan, sometime bende2 nih jugak lah bahaya - ala ala gali lubang kubur sendiri. Not to say that I will get into any trouble citer pasal my past - cume maybe imej baru 2005 mek akan terjejas tatkala rajin sangat nak citer pasal my tabiat2 buruk dulu. So for now, kite suspend kejap nah bab bab XXX nih, even if it's gonna risk me losing readers - tak per. I akur. I mean, ade banyak lagik bebende yang I used to write dulu dulu, like mengutuk MISS G!, kan kan kan?
From time to time nanti ade lah mek akan buat Jalan Jalan Ke Masa Lepas Naik MH Flights - but for now, lets keep it clean kejap lah. No - I bukannye ikut kata sapa2 sangat - cuma I sendiri terpikir jugak - YES MISS G! I DO HAVE A BRAIN, WALAUPUN DINCH MENANG MISS INTELLIGENT WAKTU KITE BERSAING DI MISS UNIVERSE DULU!!! Heheheehe

Oh ha - gambar yang mek scan - gambar Miss G menang Miss Universe itiew, mek masih belum postkan... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Oklah peeps! Goodnight. Be sure to check my page esok for more interesting issues - maybe newspaper reviews again - or maybe pasal me and my flights - how I buli junior crew ke ape ke, kan? I THINK that bitchy entry should be up next! Sure-hit lah. The side of Nurlea waktu jadik crew MAS dulu... BITCHY nih dengan junior crew... taroh ok atas flight! Ehehehe. Mek teruja lah pulak - rase cam nak tulis now jer. Tapi apakan daya - dah pukul beraps dah nih. Karang nak bangun seawal 5am lagik - what for? Yer la tahu la Subuh at 6.15am plus - tuuuu nak buat Tahjud and Withir? Just nice lah sebelum subuh. Plus subuh pagi nih ade sujud sejadah... rugi besau wooo kalau tak pigi! Eehehe.. Oklah semue... goodnight *I believe this is the second time mek type GOODNIGHT - nan ado geraknye lagik,... stillhere! EHEHE* OK OK FINAL! 1, 2,... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Comments!!!

Nurlea

No - not all my flights were interesting!!!

2005-03-10T21:48:00.000+08:00

Dearest all,

Spedorina lah *spedorina means menipu, bohong* kalau mek cakap all my flights were fun, thrilling and exciting all the way - Ade jugak flight2 mek yang macam g-a-m-p-a-n-g! - Sometimes destinations meletops saje yang mampu save the day. Ie like CDG (Paris), LON (London), AMS (Amsterdam), AKL (Auckland), SDY (Sydney) - haaa, port2 nightstop itiew, if so happens that you dapat set crew yang mcm kesial lahanatnye, at least you can go outing on your own, ye ke tak? Boleh la kire 'carik makan' on your own. Jalan2 pusing2 sorang2... tambahan London itiew - I sikit tak pedulik if I have to go out on my own.

But there at times, dah la dapat set macam lahanat - nighstop pulak spots sedeh lagik membohsankan. Antara flight destinations yang selalu menjadik mangsa mek mutualkan or mek MC jer, adalah...
1. ALL Ba'chang flights - China routes lah - ESPECIALLY SHANGHAI - Beijing BOLEH lah diterima jugak tatkala kalau kurindui itiew Chinese fried rice kat hotel tu - kalau tak, jgn harap aku nak gi!
2. TAIPEI - SEDEHHHHHHHH!!!!
3. JEDDAH flight - mek dinch mau buat that long-layover flight. Penat sial.
4. INDIAN routes - semuanye mek benci EXCEPT DELHI! Shopping meriah sundel!!!
5. JAPAN flights - mek takkisah buat flight Japan routes tapi kadang2 itiew, bohsan lah gi Jepun. Flight pun boring...

Most of the time I enjoy buat flights yang gunakan aircrafts B747-400 and B777-200, namely Europe, Australian, New Zealand; True mek dinch taste Whites but mek suke buat flight serve White people. Wanna why? Diaorang majority friendly, beradap dan senang nak layan. Sbb tu majority crew prefer layan Whites. But being Asian, ramai pax Asian yang tersentap dengan layanan kami itiew... ehhehe

Actually ape konsep tema blog entry kali ni? Entry kali nih nak menyatakan bahawasanye, TAK SEMUA FLIGHTS MEK HAPPENING! Dan tak semue flight Europe, London, Aussie flights mek, mek dapat cik tan ok! Dinch! Ada time2 mek gi tak dapat pe pe, just enjoy dengan set crew jer. Kalau nak cakap pasal cik tan, 1 1/2 years I buat domestic flights pun, mek dapat abang2 melayu... mau cerita ka? Mana nak - Singapore? KK? Kuching? PENANG? Langkawi? JB? Kuantan? Alor Star? ehehehe - Ala ala domestic flights - mek antara top 5 crew kuat 'makan-luar' tau! Ehehehe.. bile naik international jer mek ala ala baik sikit, heheheh!

Another moral of this entry is - to ceritakan hows my life lately these few days... actually today jer kot. Semalam dah updated about my life and swimming semua tu, kan? Ehehe. Today. Busy dari kul 7.30am dah masuk office ok! Kul 8.30am ade meeting. 8am dah kena ade kat tempat tu sbb nak beli milo ice RM1.20 kat abang cute kat cafeteria kat Wisma Darulaman itiew... sanggup nih! Pastu balik at 10am plus - gi MSN jap lah, itu la ini la... tgh hari lepas Zohor, online kejaps... pastu balik umah awal - and tidur japs sampai Asar. Lepas tu did nothing - lepas baca Yassin utk hari ke 5, mek online japs. Pastu panaskan lauk for dinner. And lepas dinner - rushed ke Masjid for Yassin. Balik at 9.30pm, terus online and tadaaaaaaaaaaaaa- buat this entry. I think I nak buat entry satu lagi - pasal encounter mek dengan this Malay guy mek jumpe kat Singapore ... hmmm ... apa apa pun, kita MINOM DULU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nurlea

Auckland pulak!!!

2005-03-10T13:00:00.000+08:00

Dearest all blog readers and friends also...

Yer tuan tuan dan puan puan dan bapok2 dan ponen2 semesta! *Kalau terasa, sorry ek! This entry mek akan kuat carutz dan laserina - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED YA!* Hehehe - mampos!

Ok ok - so this entry, about Auckland. What happened kat sauna kat AMS itiew? Hmmm - sendili lu mau ingat ah ek? Hehehe. Now this is a story about my 4 days in AKL (Auckland) - Ini memang kes ala ala citer Haliza Misbun itiew, ape? CINDERELLA tah ape tah - ala ala gittiew lah. It wasn't my first time in AKL - time bende nih jadik, AKL tu dah macam my backyard dah - macam second home dah gittiiew. And mek memang suke AKL - very, suke lah!

Bende nih berlaku dari dalam flight lagi, ex KUL. I was serving FRCL (First class) tapi memandangkan pax nan-ado, mek gatai kelentit itiew gi tolong EYCL ( Economy class). So mek tolong punye tolong punye tolong buat meal service (waktu itiew baru first meal service) - mek came to a row of cute cute ohhhh so cute malay hunks! Eh, hunks ke? Boys lah kot. Mek kan very the va vav gedeboom patah riuk dalam flight - so mek served yang sorang nih. Dia asyik paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandang jer. So tak pa lah. Nothingmuch happened pun for the rest of the flight. Waktu dah landed kat AKL - mek dah siap satu postcard, mek siap tulis number Maxis mek (nak kena sebut Maxis - roaming maaaa), mek kasik satu perenggan hujah "U-LOOKED-FAMILIAR" shit and also "I-NAK-BERKENALAN-DENGAN-U" stuffs lah kan, and mek kasik tempat hotel mek duduk sbb mek tulis "SINCE I DAPAT TAHU U STUDENT KAT AKL, MESTI U TAHU BANYAK TEMPAT2 MENARIK KAT AKL- BAWAK LAH I JALAN2" Ehehehehe. Mana mak tahu dia student? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaade lah itiew!!! We crew, usually, 'know it all'... ehehehehe. Tapi at the end of the msg, mek also letak "TAPI KALAU U 'TAK INTERESTED' - JUST ABAIKAN THIS NOTE - THROW IT AWAY PUN BAGUS JUGAK"... Ehehehehe.

So waktu pax disembarking, mek sanggup lari dari FRCL main exit itiew, mek gi ke GCCL(Business Class)/EYCL punye main door - mek terpacak kat sitiew sebelah mek punye chief. My chief stewardess dah tahu citer, siap bisik suruh tarik mamat itiew ke tepi instead of just pass the note - very tak professional katanye. So bile mek nampak dia, mek dah duduk tepi2 exit bertentangan... funny, mek pun nampak dia makin slow dan macam resah gelisah. ALKISAH RUPENYE DIA PUNNNNNNNNNN ADE SIAPKAN NOTE! Very pertukaran bebas! Ehehehe... Mek passed my postcard to him, he passed a postcard to mek! *SEE- mane lah tak habis aircraft amenities- asyik guna as medium nak passkan number phone berteraskan motif dan konsep "ku-mau-cik-nek-miew-malam ini"... kan? Ekekeekek.

Nama dia - Azri!!! Aged 21, very can do my taste lah - 178cm kot ala ala tinggi mek, WITHOUT HEELS of course, ade goatee, tak wellbuild pun, ala ala kering jugak... tapi cute tu yang mek tak tahan itiew...

So since dia suruh aku call dia, aku pulak suruh dia call aku,.. I was thinkin' kalau aku tak call dia, buat nye dia memang dok tunggu aku call dia, ha.. sia sia jer 4 hari aku kat AKL. So dlm bus heading to THE HERITAGE AKL, mek dah tgh nak dial dah number dia when he called,... YES! Selamat duit mek! Walaupun terpaksa bayar sbb incoming call roaming tau tau jer lah kan... tapi ia tidak semahal mek call out - suke nye! So we talked and what not - katanye nak jumpe malam itiew sbb we arrived morning so kasik chan la dia balik rest ngan mek pun nak cuci itiew ini lagik, kan?

So I slept - and woke up, mandi, siap2, letak krayolan siket, miyami selapis - ehehehe vooom! VOMANZ! Ekekek. Dia sampai2 jer, aiyoh! Cute sundel. Turtle neck, jeans lusuh - snow cap yang mcm serkup kepala KITE pompuan pakai waktu solat itiew... ekeke.. ngan RayBan kots... memang class. So we went out dulu for dinner. Dia ade kereta sundelll! Mek suke! Walaupun keretanye hanye lah sekadar kereta wagon, tapi mek suke sbb at least mek pancing yang vetulll!! So we went out for dinner somewhere kat Wyndam St, somewhere there lah ade macam food court where got Malaysian food, Chinese food - selalu crew pun gi makan sitiew jugak. DAN MEK LUPE!! Sampai2 jer sitiew, mek punye set ade - SEDEH! VERY PECAH LOBANG! So what to do. Makan jer la. Lepas makan, dia bawak mek gi clubbing kat this one mixed crowd club - ade gay ade straight ade lesbo. Tapi sebelum tu sah sah la balik bilik dulu and salin baju. Dia katanye dah ade spare baju dalam kereta nye! MACAM DAH PLANNING MAU F*CKERINA MEK JER MALAM ITIEW? Hmmmmm... waktu tgh getting ready nak gi clubbing itiew, sembang2 lah. Memang sweet budaknye. Budak Shah Alam - student kat sitiew. Ah! Itiew tidak penting. Yang penting what happened kat club and also kat bilik mek selepas itiew.

So at Flesh Nightclub itiew, we danced, watched drag shows, danced, minum REDBULL -hehehe. Pastu as we danced, nyeh - mek SURE dia straight ok - tapi bile dia menari, haiyoh, dah macam gayboy. Bukannye gayboy patah, gayboy str8ing lah sbb dia keras memang la keras, manly, cuma cara dia menari ngan mek, LANGSUNG TAK KEKOK ok! So membuatkan mek tanye dia "You nih ape ek, Bi ke? Gay ke? Straight ke?" - Nyeh - dia tak jawab... pulled me closer, kissed me pastu baru jawab "Bi"

NYEH MEK DAH JATUH CINTA KAT AUCKLAND PULAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lama gak we danced saling berganti kissing - peluk jgn tanye la. Mek memang dah feeling woman dah walaupun dinch dragonrina. So lepas dah berpeluk cium segala mala - balik hotel. Ahah!!!! TAU TAU AJE LAH WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!?!?!?

Nyeh - dia memang terra main. Walaupun agak kekok bab ciktuts, tapi memandangan perasaan ingin tahu dan rase nikman bontotz mek, terus dia go on. Memang tak senak u ols. Tatkala panjang 7 lebih kot tapi tak tebal - so smooth la perjalanan ala ala dengan Shell Power... ekekeke. Mujur tak tebal. Kalau tebal, THAT'S IT! Dah la 7" long, thick? Haiyoh - confirm mek balik dengan wheelchair!! HAHAHAHAHA.

Mek suke sbb dia best mengerang "Ohh yeahh yeahh oh shit fuck" Haiyoh! SEMUE KELUAR OK! Mek ala ala teruja sendirian sambil getip bibir. Macam2 style keluar ok. Berdiri, doggy, sideways - u name it baby! Tapi the BEST part was waktu dia nak cumm after 45minutes gagah berjuang - haiyoh... with him standing and me duduk depan cik nek dia, haiyoh - berdassss dasss dia tembak - ade kena rambut mek, mata mek... pedih sundel! Tapi the best part was, the cumm was somewhere terbabas sikit dari bibir kiew, dia sanggup KISSS dia punye cecair itiew so that kena my lips and his lips during the time we kiss! Haiyoh!!!!! Pastinye mek ala ala lemah dalam kissing itiew...

So yes, he spend the night with me sampai lah hari mek depart balik. The next few days tu tak der pe pe sangat. Dia bawak mek jalan2 around AKL - shopping - jalan2 ke bukit ape tah. Memang cantik tempat tu. Ade lah amik gambar sikit. Mana? Ceh! Mana leh tunjuk! Nanti pecah lobang muke mek! Eheheh - nanti mak try edit pic dia ajo, ok? :)

Sex part however, malam ke berape ntah- something funny happened. He was curious about getting, erm, di erm, cik tut! Haiyoh! PUCUK DICITA ULAM MENDATANG! Mek ala ala memang menantikan saat2 indah itiew. Senorot ok! Tapi in one position jer lah. Yes, dia ontop mek. Mek blushed sundel - dia yang cakap "Kenape, segan?" I said no la kan tapi macam.. me facing him while he's on top of me ridingme, aiyoh! SEGAN BETUL LAH! Oh did I mention that he gives a good head also? Mek ade tanye dia - first time ker... he said yeah. TIPU! Macam pernah buat jer! Tapi mek tannak gaduh pun ngan dia - so iyer kan ajo lah! HEHEHEH

Aiyoh entry ini memang buatkan aku nampak macam betina bangsat, ponen durjana alam, KAN!? SEDEH LAH! Eheheh - Comments pls! Eehehehe

Sincerely yours,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

CREW LIFE: Amsterdam flight - my first visit.

2005-03-10T01:24:00.000+08:00

Dearest all -
I'm sure ade antara my blog readers yang dah pernah ke Amsterdam, kan kan kan? Kalau ade - dudok diam diam! Jgn mencelah. Nih mek yang nak menulis. Ini blog untuk mereka2 yang belum pernah jejakkan kaki ke Netherlands; Wanna know how mek rase first time mek sampai sana? Lets - read lah!

This time, the entry is about the first time I jejakkan kaki ke Amsterdam, Netherlands - sebagai crew MAS. Memang meriah -memang happening. Baca lah. Erm, maaf2kan lah hem nah kalau ade some yang kurang jelas or tepat - mek pun dah ingat2 lupa dah u ols. But this is roughly what happened on that trip...

I can't remember the exact date mek pergi buat flight AMS itiew. But roughly it was early 2003. But I clearly remembered my set - dari Inflight supervisor, ke 2 chief stewards, 2 leading stewardesses and 1 leading steward, to 11 other normal crew- SEMUE HAPPENNING!!!!!!!!!

It was a 4 days flight, example depart KUL Sunday night, arrival Monday morning in AMS, Tuesday OFF, Wenesday balik. So the flight was ok. We operated the mega-jumbo B747-400 - we departed close to midnight ex-KUL, sampai AMS morning, around 5.30am something (AMS-time). I remembered waktu itiew masuk sejuk tatkala baru nak say goodbye to winter, so masih sejuk lah kan. GMTnye was +0100; us in KL +0800- so technically kite ahead of then 7hours gitu lah.

As we arrived at Schipol International Airport - mek dah feeling ok! Why? Sbb yer lah - first time nih mek sampai Netherlands! SUKE sundel! I did my homework - amik tau mana mau pigi la itiew la ini lah, very teruja one! Eheheh. Lagikpun mek feeling sbb dah tamat penderitaan flight 13 jam sundel! Dinch tahan ok. I remembered that flight, mek tak amik pun rest period. Meaning to say I berjaga sepanjang penerbangan. Sial kan?

So keluar dari terminal, suke nyeh!!! Macam , peghak nih! *Peghak is bahasa utara for bengong tak tahu pe pe!*... So cut cut lalu kat immigrations, and customs check - amik bags and what not - usunglahhh bawak ke depan airport itiew, naik crew bus. Waktu the bus driver sebok nak masukkan beg2 crew ke dalam bus, mek sempat borak2 dengan senior2 crew adik2 yang ade dlm flight mek. Diaorang very the baik2 onez... semue ready nak take me out. Mek pun ala ala bawak Euro$ sikit punye banyak - nak joli dikota maksiat itiew! Ehehe.

So naik lah bus itiew - DINCH SAMPAI 10 minit sudah sampai hotel itiew!!! Aiyoh! I remembered Frankfurt, London, Rome, hotels sikit punye naalarengke punye jauh! Alih2 mai ke Amsterdam, aiyoh, dekatnye???

Radisson SAS Hotel, Amsterdam Airport - NAMA PUN DAH AIRPORT HOTEL - ngong lahhhh mek! Ehehehe. Hotel was nice, memang simple yet cantik sundel! Memang melerts.
Ok so lepas dah dapat kunci bilik masing2 (yes, each crew is entitled for a room, curlast kan? No more sharing is caring u olss....) - no lepas dapat kunci we didn't masuk bilik just yet. Put our begs one side... semue berpusu-pusu ke coffee house, FREE BREAKFAST!!! Some stations *stations for us meaning the port we nighstop lah*, the hotels dinch kedeks u ols - give complimentary breakfast service - ade yang just cekai one day jer kasik, ade yang macam AMS nih kasik dua days ok! Meriah! So makan makan makan - another set of 18 crew pun baru turun dari bilik, dah ready nak depart, taking our aircraft back to KUL. Salam2, intro sana intro sini, dan selepas perutku sudah mau meletop, terus lah masuk biliks u ols. Masuk2 jer bilik, mek tercengang sekejaps... melerts u ols! I remembered my room was facing the airport. No wonder la naik bus tak sampai 10 minutes, dah sampai. Rupernye dekat bebenor... Ehehehe...

Lepas tu - rendam uniform (oh yes, me berkira bab bab laundry. Mek sanggup basuh sendirs u ols dari kasiklaundry cik-hal itiewww) had my shower - pastu, unpacked. For a 2 days in AMS flight, u ols patut tgk my check-in bag. Haiyoh! Penuh ok. Ape tak der. Mek punye bekalan bahan mentah jer dah belambak - yes we cook at times kat hotel to save money, leh guna duit tu gi jalan2. Bab makan nih me bawak beras satu tupperware, some lauk2 yang dah dibekukan, just perlu dipanaskan, some instant packed foods like Brahims, cooker mek yang mek belik kat Fukuoka itiew... my portable CD player la, my itu la ini la... memang beg mek paling berat ok. Tu belum buat Paris 6days 5nights lagik - menangeesss teteques mak! So lepas dah unpacked, tetiber, biase la. Dengan tak tidur, semue, penat la pulak. So mek tidur kejap. By lunch hour, crew adik2 lain sudah mula calling calling u ols... Ehehehe. So set lah time semue, nakjumpe kat lobby - mek siap, pakai ala ala smart casual - mek suke time2 crew dulu memang bergaya habis u ols.. suke suke... so mek pun lepas tu turun lah ke lobby, joined another 2 crew (also adik2 u ols tapi seniors lah). So kitaorang naik shuttle bus yang the hotel provided tu, ke Schipol. Sampai Schipol, naik lah train, nak ke Centraal. Bayar I think EURO$5 one way... return dah RM40 heng! Kezi kan?

Mek tanye lah crew seniors itiew - jauh tak nak ke sana, I mean the Centraal. "Ala noq, kejap jer... kejap jer kite akan sampai ke syurga peponen kaver! Ehehehe" Mek pun ala ala seronoks jugak lah. Ever heard of the phrase "Blind leading the blind"?? Ha - dua mangkok hayun nih la buta nak mampos. Trains banyak tau yang kat Schipol tu - banyak destinations also. And most of them dalam bahasa Dutch lah kan. So this two jerks adik2 cakap propah besar nih selalu ke AMS la itu la ini lah - TRAIN DEPAN MATA boleh tak nampak and getek gi tunggu train lain. Bile tanye kat the ticket person, "DIDN'T YOU NOTICE ZER TGHAIN WAZ IN FRONTZ OF YOUZ JUZ NOWZ? - UVE MIZZED IT - ZER NEXT TGHAIN WULD BE ARRIVING IN ANOTHER 1/2HOUR" Nyeh! MEK SENTAP TIME TU OK! Very the mek sentap 5 batang hokok mek habiskan! VERY der tau! Time tu ala ala laser light2 manje je la. Kalau dah kenal lama, sah2 aku maki hamun jer kat situ - PS - leh memondankan diri lagik itiew.

So train sampai - naik lah kitaorang. Mek baca satu risalah "Centraal is a very busy train station literally minutes from Schipol Airport" - NYEH! SENTAP yang kedua!~! Schipol ke Centraal, 48minutes sundel!!!! Baik KLIA ke KL lagi dekat, 28 menet jer! SENTAP TAK!?!?! Air mek dah kat kepala - lagik 48 menet!?!?!? SENTAP!!!!

Sampai jer kat Centraal - mek dah gabra. Banyak sunggoh manusia sundel. Lepas itu everyone was busy jalan laju2. Pening mek. I though JPN people jer jalan laju2. So we walked lah from the station - jalan erm, tak sampai 5 minit, dah - you're at the main roads of Amsterdam Centraal! Mek suke nyeh - macam2 ade, mostly souvenir shops la along city center, Kalverstraat, Damrak, Leidsestraat, and near the Noorderkerk.

Nyeh - memang heavens ok nak shopping...I mean you can actually jalan2 kat Nieuwedijk-Kalverstraat for example, about 1 km FULL of shops ok!. Whats menarik about Kalverstraat is that its a pedestrian area, so dinch traffic u ols, EXCEPT manusia - and yes, MEN! Heheh dari abang2 ke anak2 ikanz! MELERTS!!! Selain souvenirs, bende2 lain leh jumpe, baju, sportswear, music etc. Ke depan sikit, sampai lah Dam Square - cam, damn u gittu..ekeke. Nothing much mek tgk around sitiew u ols - Royal place - tah mek pun dinch masuk, and Madame Tussaud's, pun mek dinch masuk sbb dah masuk yang kat London dah berjuta kali! Ehehehe.

Tak jauh dari area area itiew, si setan pelesit dua ekoq senior crew mek sudah bawak mek ke RED LIGHT DISTRICT u ols!!! Very the kedai kedai sex, porno stuffs - terbeliak bijik kelentits mek - mula la menggeletis - TAPI CIK HAL! I prefer Australian port lagi! Tapi mek survey2 tgk2 lah jugak. Lagikpun my seniors brought me to this place where you can actual see what's happening dlm one sex parlor itiew... kezi lah! Straight most of them tapi dimanakah itiew gaysss punye spots???

Its a bit jauh lah dari Centraal itiew. Siap kiteorang naik Tram lagik tau. Meriah driver itiew. Ehehehe. So anyways - erm, lets not go into details about that la nah? Bukannye penting pun bab bab mak masuk sauna gay, bab bab mak melacch selama 5 jam dalam sauna itiew... erm, dan ceritanye bersambung pada hari berikutnye dimana MAK BERANI KELUAR SENDIRIAN ITIEW!!!!! Ehehehe. Tapi pun I went out kejap on the second day, dinch ke sauna itiew dah u ols. Mek gi , erm, red district zone itiew balik - beli poppers... ehehehe.. ADE ORANG PESAN LAH! Hish!

Haiyoh -panjang sundel - perlu ke ade sambungan? Itu jer kot. Mek citer light2 sugi jer la. Nak in detail, kang jadik XXX pulak? COMMENTS PLS - kot2 ade idea cam mana mek nak buat entry macam nih - banyak lagik flights mek yang belum mek citer. Paris - London - Dubai - Sydney - cerits pengalaman banyak tapi banyak berkisarkan XXX - nanti korang kata mek pondan durjana alam setiap stop buat maksiat - mek dinch mau kena tuduhan sebegitiew rupa. So help me by telling me what you guys want - cam mana mak nak citer/ tulis experiences mek... kalau macam ini punye entry, actually panjang lagik - Mek baru habis hari pertama u ols. Dinch cerits yang kedua dan the day before we depart back to KUL lagi. So cam mans? Nak ke cerits pasal mek masuk muzium itu muzium ini? Ke nak mek citer bab bab mek masuk sauna? EHEHEEH and disco? HOW? Or bab bab mek jumpe local CHATTERS? Ehehehehe - yes - true colours mek sudeh keluar - I'm a mega slut!!! But bare in mind - mek dinch do heavy duty stuffs yer - NEVER dengan mat sall u ols - hem utamakan barangan buatan melayu dan malaysia - except for one or two times lah kot TERLANJUR bicara - ekekeke

Eh ! DAH LAH! Dahkul berapa dah nih! ME write u read seronok lah - me sleep what time!?!?!?
COMMENTS PLS!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

So it's 9pm - just another entry...

2005-03-09T21:04:00.000+08:00

Dearest all blog viewers, readers, friends...
Assalamualaikum

Yaaaayyy!! I went swimming just now. Suke sangat dapat jumpe 3 ol' buddies. But sad part, PENUH DENGAN BUDAK2 BELAJAR SWIMMING OK! Sentap! Tapi dapat la jugak mek swimming. Pics? Gi check kat my fotopages itiew... ehehehe.

Tadik mek gatal2 main2 mms service phone mek - amik two pics - two most important places in my life here in Kedah - my bedroom and also my work station at home! Ehehehehe Also in my bedroom lah of course!

My Work Station - I've got my fax, my pc, my stereo systems, my books, everything within reach

This is where Cinderella sleeps... love the curtains, don't you?

Heheh - cool huh? Ok lah - mek nak solat Isya' dulu. Lepas nih I'll be back to update my sideboard, lepas itiew, mek feeling2 mau write my 1st time experience in Amsterdam... lets? Eheheheh

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

So this is where I started...KJ!

2005-03-09T13:09:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...

Being me, wasn't and isn't simple as it may looked- trust me. But I remembered how it all began... This entry is dedicated to the ones from KJG - No not Kajang - but KJ Girls... it's an entry about how I went up and where it all started. To the KJ girls, so let me name them... Clarissa, Alyssa, Amanda, Viviana, Diana, Lia Kabade, Bellarina, Gizelle Miss Vogue, BabeParis, Yuz Gordon, Ayyie - this entry is for you ols!

I started this drag-world business way back in 2000, alone, and so and so started with paperdoll shows. But it didn't last long - probably a month or two - as I was busy with my flights back then, and the fact that I didn't have any exposures and I felt, nah - it's just for fun and not so fun also, ehehe. But the real thing happened when I joined Miss KJ 2001 and won that title, the first ever title for me...

Waktu tu adik2 baru mentah lagi - tak tahu apa apa pun. Itu pun my friends dari Subang, jugak, yang suruh I masuk contest KJ Girls nih. It was in November 2001 kot. Waktu tu, as some of you dah tahu, the name Lady LoreaL dah ade dalam irc/internet and also org tahu sbb buat show kat BB and the tube terjatuh dan nampaklah cik ting mek (PUTING Lah!)

So I remembered that contest very well. I was nervous and what not - but cutting the story short - I won the title. I was competing dengan 7 of them from KJ and I won. Waktu tu ade lah history ko jeling aku aku jeling kau - yer lah - masing2 belum kenal hati budi. So lepas that contest - ok lah, nama melonjak naik sikit...

Lepas tu selang 2 4 bulan, I think dah 2002 kot - January kot - ade Supermodel. Bertanding lagi... and this time, KJ girl yang menang me got second. Sentap tak hengat time itiew. Ha - selepasss dari kes Supermodel nih la baru semua kian rapat... rapat sangat lah pulak lepas itiew. Clubbing sekali, keluar sekali, cc sekali - kalau tak der flight - memang KJ lah tempat yang kutujui.

Pun dalampada itiew, ade jugak some times yang kiteorang gaduh - biasalah - group mana yang tak gaduh... tapi at the end, ok balik. Takkan putus air dicincang gittu lah.

Banyak contests yang we as KJ girls bertanding sekali, naikkan nama KJ Girls - Miss World, Miss Universe, banyak lah lagik - buat show pun gunakan Viviana and the KJ dancers - contest pun KJ Girls... from where? KJ - everything KJ lah kirenye.

I know I may have worked my way up to where I am now, tapi, kalau tak bermulanya dengan KJG, I doubt I'd come this far... seriously. Through thick and thin, happy times, sickening times, gaduh - to some points enjoy joli sekali, kalau sangkak duit tak der biar sekali - but one thing - none of these girls berkira be it bab duit, advice, bab bab pinjam barang/ make up, dresses... sampai lah now... from 2001 up till 2005... :)

The thing is with this group - it seems that kitaorang selalu buat things in one group... oh gurls! REMEMBER kalau kita kuar clubbing? Mesti semua one colour concept, ingat tak!?!?!? Ehehehe... oh oh! REMEMBER the times kite gi carik Hantian (hantu) kat Travers Hill, Bukit Tunku ngan apa tah satu lagi nama tempat itiew.... ehehehehe. Banyak lah we do stuffs together - EVEN we worked in the same airline, REMEMBER? EHEHEHE! Suke lah - Remember Bangsar outings? Oh and erm, UPTOWN!? Lawak lah! Suke tau catwalk2 LOSE MY BREATHE kat Uptown itiew.

But starting 2004 - the year semua, majority buat haluan sendiri. Viviana with her boutique business thingie, Babe Paris - Malacca... Lia Kabade moved on to Ampang and stuffs... but what I am truly amazed, is how semuenye masih mampu bertahan bernaung dibawah the name KJ Girls lagi. That one I'm still amazed. Biar lah ade duduk Puchong ke, Ampang ke, Gombak ke... Subang ke... by the time kalau ade anything nak gathering - Raya ke, shows ke, gath ke, semue mesti muncul - ade yang duduk Ipoh pun balik mai KL ok!

Clarissa:- So be we call her 'opah' in the family - Rissa, aku tak yah cakap banyak pasal kau. U know who you are lah kan. Ko banyak nasihatkan aku dan dalam time2 susah, kau banyak menolong aku. Bab duit ko tak berkira, bab makan ko sanggup share... bab jantan? Dinch komenz u ols... hahahah! Above all, Rissa is very independent dan kuat menyimpan - simpan ape? Sendiri mau ingat itieww... ekekeke

Alyssa:- Girl you know I could just stay up all night and bitch about everything with you. You are like the girl-with-an-attitude-and brains thingie. Great to have known you and suke bila dapat bersembang bab bab intellectual dengan hang. Suke lah! Ekekek. She can come up with 1001 subject kalau nak bersembang bab intellectual - senang nak diajak berbincang. Dan kuat melatah dia, macam Rissa... elok la. Clarissa - Alyssa -sa kat belakang tu.. sama dua dua kuat melatah.. ekeke

Amanda:- I know Amanda later dari the rest of KJ girls... ade lah historynye kan, Amanda kan
kan kan? You're funny - that's what I like about you. Dalam sedeh2 aku suke time2 ko melalak Ziana Zain kau itiew, melalak yang sampai mampu pecahkan cermin tingkap umah neighbour itu. And I started to baik ngan ko bile ko couple ngan ehem ehem kan? Ehehehehe

Viviana:- The one yang success dengan business dan show sekarang - dari doin' nothing now dah ade something. Keep it up. Viviana yang merupakan rakan seperjuangan dalam miss miss nih, now dah jadik businesswoman cum showgirl. Never berkira when it comes to friends, never knew how to say NO and the fact that he is VERY sensitive dalam diam - nampak like he's happy and gile but the truth is, ramai aibkan his sensitive part of her...

Lia Kabade:- From GB turn Diva turn sicko supermodel??? Now takut tgk keadaan kurus teramat dia tapi dia memang slim dari dulu lagik. Kuat ketawa, PANDAI menyanyi - pandai masak - suke buat open house utk kawan2... hmmm... dan boleh diajak berjalan2. Dan dia punye imaginasi, VERY POWERFUL! Masihkan ingat insiden model balik catwalk show, dan dirogol didalam bilik tidur di dalam condominium mu? Eheheheheehehe

Bellarina:- Need I say more about Belle. Kuat CNN! Heheheh kidding dear. Tapi betul pe, kan? Belle is the one yang mudah kite nak gossip with, have fun, but above all - dia mudah sensitive dengan keadaan sekeliling - positive way lah I suppose... very good dancer, loves to be part of the dancing group and above all - suke melawak.

Gizelle Miss Vogue:- Started off yang paling diam, mudah belajar menari (cepat tangkap le) and tinggi.The only member yang menjadi contoh pada semue member KJ lain for his hardwork, dedication, tak banyak cakap, dan maintain cool dan vogue...

BabeParis:- Ini nak kena olah ayat betul2 silap cakap dia bidas mek balik, terdiam mek. Well - Babe Paris, I kenal dia later sikit dari the rest, but definitely before Amanda. We went through a lot - pain, tears, laughter - gaduh... you name it. Being someone yang well-educated with the English background, Paris memang ade her own stand and believe. Dia tak mudah gentar with what ppl say, doesnt give a shit about ape pandangan org tentang dia (the negative ones lah - yang positive advices tu dia ikut, bagus jugak) and she is one hell of a contender when it comes to competing in pageants especially kalau dia dah pegang mic for Q.A - THAT'S IT! Dia ade some attributes macam me - melodramatic jugak kadang2 but most of the time, she is wiser and matured dari umur dia.

Yuz Gordon - Always nak the best, always nak perfect and above all - always wanna be noticed for who he really is. Once dia nak something - he'll go get it, no matter what. Kuat 'memasak' - very suke mengemas - tapi dia hanye kemas bilik dia jer lah - yang lain dia tak pedulik.. ekekeke... dia nih pun very matured jugak compared to his age.

Ayyie - DATO! Ehehehe - gelarannye. Well - dia lah the 'MAN' of the group... ye ke? Hmmm... Always tried to blend in to the conversation - at times serious - eh, MOST of the time serious. Funny at times, and dia nih pun once dia nak something tu, like kalau dia kata A, A lah kehendakknye. Tak der B, tak der C, kan Dato kan kan kan kan? :)

I think itu jer lah kot. Just a thought of saying thanks from the bottom of my heart. Throughout these years, I may have never said "THANK YOU and you mean the world to me" a lot to you guys... and to some maybe I jarang appreciate what you guys have done for me... Oh and VIVIANA jugak lah mula2 ajar mek make up ok! Amanda lah banyak ajar mek menari! Babe Paris ngan Alyssa la banyak brainwash me kalau bab IQ utk beauty pageant! Miss Vogue la yang banyak tolong jaga barang during show or pageant! Lia Kabade - Clarissa lah rakan seperjuangan cik sit dan cikndut rider! Eheheheeh...

So I am taking this kesempatan, and having the whole world know now... WITHOUT ALL OF YOU FROM KJ - I WOULD NOT HAVE MAKE IT. The past few years kite semue berkawan, we banyak went all the way up and also down the hill, together... as a group, as a family. With that I would like to say, having the world reading this - I AM FOREVER GREATFUL to you ols semua. Terima kasih banyak2 atas persahabatan yang telah terbina. I know some of u may laugh - ape laaa si Lady nih merepek - but biar lah I say what I wanna say, from the bottom of my broken heart. Buatnye kalau aku tak sempat nak cakap, kan kumenyesal sepanjang zaman... Thank you, Terima kasih, and yes, I love you all - SEMUE - tak kire we've bergaduh before this, or secretly hated each other during pageants or what not - semue tu, me tutup buku, me say I'm sorry, maafkan me yang lemah lagi kadangkala tak terkawal perasaan dan tingkah laku - apa apa pun I am glad to be friends with u ols, tak kisah la maybe some tak berperasaan sebegitu - but I am happy to in this group friendship, and also I am forever greatful TO HIM for having you guys in my life... Thanks again! This entry, is for you ols - KJ GIRLS!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

So much for swimming - AGAIN!

2005-03-09T00:15:00.000+08:00

Dearest all,
It's midnight - and no, I didn't go swimming - instead, I stayed at home sampai lepas Maghrib, then I though of sudden-shopping. Beli ape? Ala - bende2 remeh temeh jer - table lamp, 2 wall-mirrors, some cds... remeh temeh jer kan? Hehehehe

Came back just nice at 9.45pm, mandi again - then Isya'. Lepas tu sebok redecorate my room ala ala laaaa... ehehehe. Pastu chatted on the phone with my cousin who called, all-of-a-sudden giituuu... so lepas tu, minum2 kat dapur lah, isap rokok japs lah - then, tgk2 jam, midnight... tsk tsk tsk tsk...

Dua malam dah mek kempunan nak swimming - yesterday maintainance. Hari nih, mek gatal puks dinch mau gi swimming - alasan, shopping. Hmmm... alasan shopping itiew leh diterima akal - but yesterdays' maintainance kat swimming pool itiewww was unacceptable! Hheeheh

Mana entry meletop? Errr... nanti lah - if everyday entry meletop2, nanti by next week, my memory bank dah zero dah! Ha, siapa nak jawab? Rileks... rileks... while in myspace pun bukannye everyday ade hit-entry. Speaking of myspace, mek getting worried about that networking-friends page itiew. Makin lama makin kerap mek tgk 'unexpected errors' lah, 'page contains no datas' la, itu la ini la... biasa lah. Myspace kan dah expand yang maha zast - everyday thousands of people signing up for that service. Thanks Gods Mek buat this blogpage - at least leh la jugak ku jadikkan my webpage, kan kan kan? Hmmmm...

As you may or may not noticed - nih, mek nak cakap - cuba tgk2 sikit bawah banner itiew. Mek siap buat credits ala ala award acceptance speeh lagik ok. To those yang names nye unlisted dlm list itiew, I mintak maaf. I tried my level best nak letak semue nama tapi itiew jer yang termampu at that time mek ingat - tak per, lepas2 nih kalau ade lagik, mek letak nah. Tapi I remembered nama nama penting yang telah sama-sama menjayakan this blogpage... Thanks agains nah? Eheheehehehe. Also!!! Cuba perhatikan elok2 ape2 new features mek dah addkan by the left handside ofthe page, kat side board itiew... check it out la nah... :) Anggap jer ini dah macam homepage mek - since I'm a bit worried nanti myspace tu kaput - so atleast mek ade dah back up system kat sini... ehehehehe. Nantilah, I think I pindahkan most of the infos dlm profile mek kat myspace itiew kat sideboard blogspot mek ini, ok ke tak? Hmmmm

Oklah - time to do some editing kat template mek lagik before i head to bed. Mean time, keep those comments coming guys, leave those msgs kat my tagboard and erm, sign guestbook, vote, and smuenye lah - coz without your support, endless confidensiii on me and also itiew devoted time itiew, I don't think I could have come this far, dalam time2 mek tgh 'jatuh'... thank you again!

Take care people!!!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah signing off, Goodnight and wasalam

I'm still alive, Alhamdulillah - Happy? Very...

2005-03-08T18:02:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...

Catchy heading huh? Saje jer tetiber sampuk nak buat heading ala ala confidensi itiew... But it's true, macam, I've went on silent dalam dunia KL but that's not the end of me yet. I have my friends yang still supports me, I have my pages, my blogs, my writings - my work, I ade Mak Tok? Ehehehe... family... ehehe... happy lah. Although at times memang la rase sunyi. Yer lah - dah tang tang malam dok keluar waktu kat KL, now slow life, well - a few minor adjustments I guess, then ok lah kot. But I guess I've moved on kot - tah? Macam ok jer...

IYO!!! Ini luahan hati lah - bukannye another opening dialogue before another one of my XxX entries lah! Eheheheehe... Saje je nak say what my heart wanted to say... Kan my blog is the window to my heart - my heart passed the msgs to me, me hands types dalam blog nih and let semua baca - itu sajo... Eekeke

What a very lovely evening I have to say - buatkan I nak kuar gi swimming je? Hmmm... Today however, memang busy gile. Dah la tgh hari tadi was suppose to ade meeting yang nak kasik tahu geng2 KCS Kedah itiew yang mau gi Europe itiew - tibe2 cancelled... sentap tak!? Tapi tak per - sempat mek buat an entry pasal my 3rd sexperience... ekekekeek. Pastu lepas Zohor and some fun chatting kat my friend's tagboard kat his blogpage - CD - me went out and jumpe another dear friend from KL yang so happened to be in Kedah ade hal katanye - jumpe minum2, sembang2 kosong, gelaks2... and gossip2 cik nen... ekeke... ponen - tau tau jer la? Kan Miss G!?

Well - I think I better get my ass to the swimming pool. Malam karang I'll be back with a new entry. Tapi pasal ape ek? Hmmm... I'll think of something later waktu mek buat kuak kupu2 itieww... ekekeke...

Regards with love,

Nurlea - ME!

3rd Sexperience Story Morry! Heheheheeh!

2005-03-08T14:53:00.000+08:00

Dearest all...
*Sambil pegang2 kepala dan berdiri terhoyong-hayang* Mek pening! Sangat2 pening! I think I'm gonna faint... it's too much! Dizzy... terasa loya mau muntah also ade u ols... I think I'm gonna be sick... help, I THINK I NEED A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER, AND the editor for COSMO to do an interview with me... HELP!

Heheheh - so drama queen, kan kan kan? Ehehehe... ala ala intro for the next big hit entry ler. Another sexperience story u ols!!! And sadly, the finally 3rd sexperience story u ols. Lepas nih cool down sikit with the sex story morry - bukak citer pasal bende lain pulak... then bile dah suram muram, me come back lah with the sexperience stories... maybe pasal mek jadik 'top' pulak???? Bagaimana itiewwwwwwww!?!?!?!

Ok ok this third sexperience story morning glory is about me with a erm, ermmm... me terlanjur dinodai oleh seorang co-pilot muda yang berjaya yang can-do melerts sekallls!!!!!!!! Bukan salah mek! Mek dinodai ok! Mek pasrah jer lah menyerahkan... eehhh!! Nak climax terus nih mana leh... jap jap mek nak story morry dari mula, nah?

It was a 4 days London flight. Me working in Business class upper deck on the Jumbo 747-400. So working kat upper deck, either one of the three crew working on upper deck ie either the chief steward, or the galley steward or the cabin stewardess has to serve the technical crew (the captain and his co-pilot). So on that very sad flight, mek jadik mangsa keadaan kena serve the tech crew sbb my chief said dia malas nak serve, my galley steward pun busy kat galley, habis, mek la mangsa seterusnye...

On ground in KL I was pretty much busy with on ground preps - and waktu masuk aircraft - the tech crew dah ade dalam cockpit so since kiteorang crew busy, we all decided nak jumpe techcrew, nak introduce lepas first service nanti. So oklah... cut things short - lepas first meal service ex KUL (it was supper service as we departed ex Kul to Lon malam) mek dah clearkan all the pinggan mangkuk periuk belanga semue dalam cabin businessclass upper deck dan setelah dgn takkk rela hati mengofferkan diri pi tolong main deck business class yang di handle oleh dua orang junior crew yang maha lembab, mek pun dah dapat green light dari my chief steward utk masuk cockpit, introduce, dan terus amik order supper untuk techcrew itiew...

So mek masuk jer cockpit, captain dinch ade sbb ke toilet - tinggalkan co-pilot itiew. Nama ape? Propah nama can ah? Emmm let me think - nama ape nak guna... erm... AHA! Azlan... ehehehe... So mek masuk cockpit, Azlan memang dah ade. Captain X jer ke toilet. How did I know their names before even bersesi introduksi? DUH! WE SIGN IN AT THE CREW MANAGEMENT BUILDING BEFORE GOIN' FOR FLIGHTS - so we know NAMA2 crew and also technical crew on that flight...duh? Ish... menyimpang lagik. Mek kena belajar tulis blog no pusing2 kiri kanan depan belakang lah, kan? Hmmmm So anyways, mek masuk, tgk jer Azlan ni, haiyoyoaroyopagaroyo!!!!! CAN DO YANG AMAT SANGAT!!!!!! Dia berjabat tangan dengan mek, haiyoh - cair sundel! So anyways, lepas dah intro, amik order, captain pun masuk balik, intro pulak dengan captain yang hodhoh dan mudhah dihadham itiew, mek kuar siapkan meals and what not, tibe2 ade call from cockpit to the galley. At that time, my galley steward and my chief dan went for the 1st rest period. Me take the 2nd rest period. So about the call, it was Azlan...

AZLAN:Dear - u tak yah bawak masuk my meal ke cockpit lah. You bring in captain's meal dulu. Lepas u clear, you chime I, let me know my meals dah ready, I gi makan kat galley aje lah, boleh?
HAIYOH!!! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE MEK SUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME:Ok jer...

So cut things short lagik, captain dah diserved, cleared the cockpit, pastu mek chimed Azlan guna interphone, cakap kat dia his meals dah ready. Within split seconds, munculla si Azlan yang so the very the lazatz in the world to the glory of the survivals u ols!!!

Walaupun dinch tinggi -apparently dia lebih bantut dari mek, walaupun putih *mek dinch suke guys lebih lebih putih fair and lovely - terasa mek tak cantik!* tapi dia tetap sweet dan can do! Eheeheheh. So we talked and apparently talked punye talked, captain sudah sound suruh dia masuk ganti dalam cockpit for awhile. captain nak rest. KATANYE LEPAS TU MEK DENGAN DIA BORAK DALAM INTERPHONE PULAK! I think he liked me! eheheheh...

So ok - al kisahnye habis lah flight 13 hours itiew. Sampai lah London. Dalam bus nak ke hotel pun did duduknext to me. We talked a lot ok! What about? Ade lah - kang mek citer, kata mek divert lagi dari cerita sexperience mek. To me, mek buat simpang selekoh sana sini just to add some flavour to my story. Tannak lah straight to the point terus...

So 3 days off in London was like, ahhh heaven! Me keluar dengan DIA aje - my set crew kalau ajak I keluar I said malas, walhal me keluar ngan Azlan itiew. Even gi jumpe my abang (my abang number dua dlm my family - dia tinggal kat London lah! Jgn ingat abang ape pulak) I bawak Azlan - and we had dinner I remembered... So, enough bercinta - now, comes the XXX part...

No it didn't happened the first two nights kiteorang kat London, although we did go out for clubbing and he danced behind me and I could feel his bulge kat his jeans... sedap ok. We danced and waktu dia nak say something, he would whisper kat my ears, aiyoh, sexy sundel!!! Mek feeling bercinta time itiew... nak balik clubbing ke, kuar gi shopping ke, mek mesti pegang tangan ala ala Mira Edora giitttiieww dengan Azlan.. romantic gile. Tapi sayang mek 5'10 1/2" dia 5'9", itu mek tak tahan... LOL!

So ok ok - malam last kitaorang kat London, we were kat Trafalgar Square - that's when we started talking all about our XXX experiences. Cam mana leh start pun mek dinch tau, tapi yang sedarnye, he said "I think we should finish off the conversation back at the hotel, what say you?" NYEH! TUNGGU LAGIK! MEK APE LAGIK! "Erm, lets..." Me nih SUSAH la nak be SOO close with any crew apatah lah TECH crew.

So - location - hotel room - my room. We were getting intimate with the 18sx punye citer... he was sitting kat sofa... I was on the bed *YER YER DAH READY DAH!* So pastu, erm... ok ok.. dialogue mode again yah...

ME:So... hmmm
AZLAN:So???
ME:Nothing lah
AZLAN:Sure?
ME:Tah - sure lah kot...
Then from the sofa dia came closer kat mek... muka dah betul2 depan muke mek...
AZLAN:SURE?
NYEH! FEEEELING DAH TIME TU OK!!! MEK MACAM "FUCK U! KISS ME QUICK!"
ME:Ermmm.. sort of...
TERUS MACAM DIA TAHU APE AKU KATA KAT OTAK AKU TERUS DIA CIUM MEK DENGAN SOOOOO SWEET AND TENDERLY - SO ROMANTIC DINCH GANAS GANAS OK!
AZLAN:Now, you sure you don't want anything?
OH GOD! I SO DO WANT YOU LAH ASSHOLE!!!!
ME:Well erm...
MEK STILL MAINTAIN MALU2 SUNDEL! SERIOUS MEK NAK TAPI MALU!!!!
AZLAN:Would it be easier if I erm, do this?
Nyeh - dari sweet and tender kiss, dia rakus cium romen leher mek and badan mek. Mek hanye mampu mengerang2 manje...
ME:Pls...
AZLAN:What?
ME:Pls... don't stop...
HEHEHEHE
AZLAN:Whatever you wish baby

Nyeh - dia layan mek, va vavooomm ok! VERY BERPANGLAMAN!!! Walaupun baru 28, mek time tu 25 kot... eh.. sorry.. 24! Ehehehe. Lidah dia, haiyoh! Curlast sangat! French kissing dia mek rase dia amik course kat France dulu kot? Jilat menjilat -haiyohyoh!!! Terketar mek ok! And then habis dia ratah badan mek, dia terbaring - YES! Time for me to sentengkan baju / lengan mek, dan sanggulkan rambut mek - ape lagik! TANPA BELAS KASIHAN mek bukak jer seluar dia... NO UNDERWEAR OK!!! No wonder lahhh seketullll aku tgk selalu! Ehehe. Mek dgn lahapnye tau tau la memblowkan 'adik' dia yang cukup user friendly itiew. Baru seminit mek blow dah tegang maha dasyat! So lepas tu - ermmmmmm - sorry - cencored sikit lah nah. Cukup mek cakap we had a great 1 1/2hours of sex... SAFE SEX nah!

Tapi kes lawaknye - balik dari LONDON to KUL - dua dua buat2 tak kenal. Walhal mek yang dapat working position, maintained, SANGGUP mintak tukar keje kat maindeck business class or first class - kononnye saje nak ubah angin. Ntah lah what went wrong. Maybe becoz lepas that night tu, dia tak cakap "thanks baby ke" or "It was great ke"... TERUS bangun pakai seluar and baju - terus kuar! Ape kes? Bangsat la namanye itiew!

So the whole set macam wondered... apasal aku ngan Azlan macam perang dingin. Ade jugak laser laser cakap mek dah curm (MAKAN) dia... and vice versa. Tapi kalau dilihat balik, mek hanya mangsa keadaan yang merelakan apa yang telah berlaku, kan kan kan?

Tapi waktu sampai KUL - as we were walking back from the terminal ke crew management building, dia rapat ngan mek - and berlaku lah dialogue sikit...

AZLAN:Eh,... you... hey... erm, I just wanted to say, thanks for last night - it was great...
ME:Like hello!? Kenape tak cakap like after 2 years from now?
AZLAN:Dear, pls... I, I sorry lah sbb I tak tahu nak kata apa time tu. U tahu lah kan, air dah keluar, perasaan menyesal pun timbul... I'm sorry.
Memang dia jantan sial kan? Ade pulak perasaan menyesal! Penat jer mek propar dari awal dia nih baik lah itu la ini la... ini lah DIA sebenarnye...
ME:Whateverlah Lan - bende dah lepas... Tak yah nak ungkit. Kita dah kat base dah. Lets just pretend none of this ever happened waktu kat London k?
AZLAN:Does that mean we cant be friends?

HONEY! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT! WE CANT! Heheheheheeh.. So ade lah mek terselisih dengan dia lagi couple of times kat airport tapi tak pernah fly together lagi. Mek pernah jumpe dia waktu set dia nightstopped in Melbourne and my set just arrived - dia punye set nak berambus balik. Pun mek tak tegur. Defarco lah *FUCK YOU dalam bahasa indah* ehehehehehee..

Tu jer lah kot experience mek jadik TECH CREW MEAL! EHEHEHEHEEH

Comment lah entry ini ek?

Nurlea

I had ... with my passenger??? Eeew!!!

2005-03-08T01:44:00.000+08:00

Dearest all,

Damn! I hit the BACK button during my preview of my entire page! DAMN DAMN DAMN! And yes, well figured, EVERYTHING lost lah! Well, not every thing, except the TITLE still remains untouched, unharmed by the screwable+fcukable+pathetic button called BACK! Urgh!!! This is soooo not fair!

What have I lost? Well, the ones that were on this compose/create new entry page, adalah sepertimana yang berikut ya:-

"Dearest all,
I know I know - I know I was supposed to come back with a hot, sensational and exciting new entry about my extravaganze XxX experiences while I was flying MAS back then... but, after Isya' mek terrrrrrrgatal tangan nak buat banner - SEE SEE SEE! Cantik tak cantik tak cantik tak!?!?!?!?!?! CANTIK LAH!!! Penat wwooo orang buat - guna itiew Adope Photoshop itiewwww... cool software! Menariks sunggoh! So dok buat itu ini itu cut paste itu insert fill stroke and what not invert ape tah semua - tau tau dah kul 12midnight - soooooooo terkejut time flew THAT fast - especially time2 u tgh adoring your pics and what not, kan?

Hmmmmm So lepas dah buat banner cantik2 semua, baru lah terhegeh2 pikir nak buat blog entry pasal kes itiew. So, now, dalam pemikiran pulak dah... nak buat now or LATER during the day? Hmmm mata pun leh tahan ngantuk nih. Otak pun dah makin layuuuu jer... eh, otak can layu meh? Salaps! *Salaps is a combination of Salah and Silap - the 's' after salap itiew is for the two Ss - Salah, and Silap* Aiyoh! What is this? Bahasa lesson is it? So anyways, otak DINCH layu - its the eyes yang dah layu. My otak dah jadik lembab... *MISS G! DON'T! DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT THOUGHTS, URGHH!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY SO SAVE IT BITCH!*

So cam nih lah - biar mek MINOM DULOOOO, ok?"

Ahah!!! Itu lah yang mek dah tulis penat2, tau tau hilang... sedeihan kan? *SEDEIHAN = SEDEH+KASIHAN* Penat jer mek tulis... tsk tsk tsk!

So now dah lepas MINOM dah - mek pikir2, mek buat just a short one - quicky! Ehehehe Nanti apo pulak kato peminat2 setio hambo - frust tertungging terbalik kang nanti... hehehehe

I was with the airlines for 5 years. Flew domestic for a year and then promoted to go up international routes; flew on the wide-body-aircraft for 4 years. Ape nih? Sejarah mek dalam airline pulak ke? Haiyoh!!!

Ok ok - serious. Hmmm... *sambil garu kepala* Ade ke hot and sensational stories mek dalam airlines? Mana leh lawan story "PRAMUGARA TERLAMPAU" itieww... Oh, tapi mek ade jugak story yang maha gedebas...

Mood swing datang - malas nak layan penumpang - twas a Sydney DAY flight - so most pax tak tidur *Pax=passenger*. So don't constantly calling us crew nak entertain with diaorangnye drinkin' orders... Ade sekali tu mek dah fedup sangat - memang tgh tak der mood... went to the passenger... TIBE2!!!!! MATA TERBELIAK SUNDELLLL!!! Tgk ciknek dia (Errr... ciknek is bahasa INDAH sikit for, erm, eeermm.. OH!! KONEK!) So anyways, mamat ini punye ciknek sudeh terkeluar lah dari seluar pendek dia itiew. Ala, he was wearing this like, erm, football shorts, tapi tak der lah pendek sangat tapi macam , I think, dia tak pakai underwear kot. So bendealah ciknek dia sudah terkeluar lah, terjojol keluars itiew dari his shorts. And the point yang mek nak story here is this - Dari tak der mood, tibe2 terasa seperti mau main fefets kiew itiew jer! Memang can-do *can-do=taste=handsome* lah mamat itiew, biarpun gf dia muka cam gampang, tapi mek tak pedulik. He looked mixed a bit - tak purely WHITE lah, pan Asian sikit lah kot - mat salleh mix chinese kot gamaknye... Nama, SERIOUS mek tak ingat la now.. it's been like what, 2, 3 years ago? Tapi dia memang baik. So was his macam-gampang-looking gf... eheheh.

So alkesahnye pasal his drink order itu, mek nak ler letak kat meja dia - mek cakap lah "Here's your bicardy cock sir! EH! I MEAN, COKE!" THAT'S IT! ITU SATU INSIDEN YANG MEMALUKAN ITIEW!!!! Dah la business class passenger pulak tu! MALU SUNDEL!!! Pax lain pun ade yang tergelak kecil after hearing what I said - nyeh, malu nyeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Habis kat situ aje? Addinch!!!!!!!! Just prior before landing - he called me. Waktu tu the gf was in the ladies. So dia mintak lah me cleared his table, before landing into Sydney maaa. So waktu mau clear itiew, he smiled jer kat mek. I asked lah..

ME:Anything else for you sir?
Sambil mek mengukirkan senyuman RATU mek... ekekekeke - PASTI dia cair. And he did...
HIM:Is it possible for me to see you while in Sydney?
ME: I beg your pardon Sir?
VERY THE MEK TERKEJUT OK - kononnye lah - walhal SUKE!
HIM:I said, would it be possible to see you while you're in Sydney?
Mek very the cuak time tu... erm...
ME:Well erm... I don't know...

Aha! Time tu mek nampak betina tak cantique itu sudah keluar from the toilet - terus mek beredar cam tu jer. Memang time tu mek cuak takut the gf suspect pe pe ker sbb me talking to the bf... OK OK OK Cut story short lagi.

Landed - during pax disembarking, he passed me his digits! COOOOL!

I called him? OF COURSE - yes... ehehe... and so we met up for dinner at Hungry Jack just opposite of my hotel - he lived not far from the hotel. Where was his gf? Not stated here, right? So don't bother...ehehe. So after dinner we erm, went to this strip club- eww! Boring. Cut cut cut... he sent me back to my room -was only being polite askin' him whether he would like to have coffee. That idiot said yes! URGH! So we had coffee and I almost TERSEMBUR air kopi mak tau when he asked "SO WHAT DO THINK ABOUT MY DICK!?!?" - Haiyoh! Direct gile!

HIM:So???
Mek still tak menjawab sundel after like 3 minutes kot
ME:Well - erm, I think erm, it's cute?
NYEH BODOHNYE TIME TU MEK RASE! ADE KE CIKNEK MEK CAKAP CUTE!?
HIM:LOL! Seriously - you like what u saw when u passed me my bicardy coke just now? I'm sure u fancied it, from what you said bicardy COCK...
Eh eh - berangan nak mampos lah pulak mamat ini...
ME:Well - I was shocked a bit with the size and how it went out from the side of your shorts
HIM:And you call that cute? I'd call it a big-meat
MEMANG NYEH - very big piece of meat!
HIM:So - do you erm, smoke?
ME:Oh yes I do - Malboro lights - do you?
HIM:LOL! No darling, I MEANT THIS
TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Ape jadi lepas itiew? Figure out yourself - ade pesanan org tua2 cakap kat I kat phone tadik, waktu orang tua tu call... - "JGN GO INTO DETAILS SANGAT WHEN U CITER BAB BAB XXX NIH!! U're not LEEZ!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Saje nak batu apikan Miss G ngan Leez sebenarnye... haha...

Seriously, what happened? Tak leh cakap lah - memburukkan imej seorang crew MAS - ehehehe... cukup sekadar I say we went for something LIGHT only - no more pecah koyak rabak dara sundel! Just light light sugiblow... Kalau heavy duty, HARUS AKU BALIK KL NAIK WHEELCHAIR OK! TERUS DI HANTAR BALIK NAIK FLIGHT DALAM KEADAAN SAKIT DAN PARAH! Gile besar ciknek dia itiew... ekekekekekeke... Itu jer? "Itu jer ke citernye?" Utk edisi ini, yang ni jer lah. Kalau pasal experience lain, ADE LAGI! Tapi nanti lah. Dah pukul berapa dah nih! Esok mek story lah lagi. Itll be about me and a captain/pilot - OOOPSS!!!!! Why pilot not another crew? NYEH - ape kelas main sesama crew - carik lah yang 'up' sikit - pilot2 muda doin' interntional routes memang can-do can-do semuenye!!!! So esok /later jer lah nah mek citer!

Tapi I decided for every NEW issue yang I bring up, there will only be a max of 3 entries about the issue. So now the XXX nih dah 2 entries dah. Satu lagi entry, and THAT'S IT! NEXT ISSUE PLS! Ehehehehehehehe...

Oklah - gtg now. Sleepy - REALLY sleepy sundel! I'll see you guys later2 during the day, nah?
Take care

Regards with much love,

Nurlea

A great evening swim...

2005-03-07T20:20:00.000+08:00

Dearest all,

NAN ADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swimming pool was closed early for maintainance purposes! CHIT! And I was all geared up and ready for a great swim - kuak kupu2 lagi... dinch!

Oh well - what to do *SIGH* I guess tomorrow night ade lah. Tapi mak tok dah potpetpotpet me nak kuar swimming malam2. Katenye tak elok la itu la ini la... - YES MAM!

So I pun balik lah dengan hati yang duka, awan yang terpilu pilu gittieww...

But guess what!?!?!? I could use this extra time to write another hot and exciting and thrilling entry! Ado?

Kejap kejap - I just post this one dulu. Mek mau sembahyang Isya' dulu. Will be back later later nahhh! Daaaa

Depressed sbb tak dapat buat kuak kupu2,
LEA

It's great to know...

2005-03-07T18:55:00.000+08:00

Deeeearrreesssttt all...
It's great to know my last entry drew a lot of attentions... heheeh... SEE MISS G! Told you I could pull it off!

So anyways I was thinkin' of another hit entry. Many have asked me, "Have you ever slept with any crew members when you were with MAS?" And straight away I answered "Of course NOT!" The truth? OH there were a few one or two three times... ehehehe... wanna know more about it itiewww???? Hehehehe

I'll be back tonight with that entry. For now, just another routine-entry. Since tadik I went out and sent my dear niece to her KUMON class, balik tu lepak2 for a while with couple of my jogging friends... No Mr. X wasn't there, sadly. So anyways, lepak2 for awhile, bitched about orang tu ini yang tgh jogging (HAHAHAH MANGSA KEADAAN LAH ORNG2 ITIEWWW KENA KUTUK - free2 jer buat dosa kering ptg2 nih) Lepas tu, macam bohsan jer? Balik lor. Balik online kejap, great to see more msgs kat my Tagboard. Thanks guys!

Malam nih I think lepas maghrib I nak gi swimming - maybe an hour or so, maybe ade cerits menarsss ketika di swimming pool itiew, kalau tak der, balik mek terus do the "CREW YANG TERLAMPAU MY EDITION!" Ehehehehehe...

Oklah. Gtg now. Take care peeps! I'll see you guys in a while ya...

PS - Me had some laughs over the phone when Miss G called just now.. Thanks for calling girl

Regards
ME - the one and only...
Di ptg yang indah... mueieueiueie