3rd Sexperience Story Morry! Heheheheeh!

Dearest all...
*Sambil pegang2 kepala dan berdiri terhoyong-hayang* Mek pening! Sangat2 pening! I think I'm gonna faint... it's too much! Dizzy... terasa loya mau muntah also ade u ols... I think I'm gonna be sick... help, I THINK I NEED A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER, AND the editor for COSMO to do an interview with me... HELP!

Heheheh - so drama queen, kan kan kan? Ehehehe... ala ala intro for the next big hit entry ler. Another sexperience story u ols!!! And sadly, the finally 3rd sexperience story u ols. Lepas nih cool down sikit with the sex story morry - bukak citer pasal bende lain pulak... then bile dah suram muram, me come back lah with the sexperience stories... maybe pasal mek jadik 'top' pulak???? Bagaimana itiewwwwwwww!?!?!?!

Ok ok this third sexperience story morning glory is about me with a erm, ermmm... me terlanjur dinodai oleh seorang co-pilot muda yang berjaya yang can-do melerts sekallls!!!!!!!! Bukan salah mek! Mek dinodai ok! Mek pasrah jer lah menyerahkan... eehhh!! Nak climax terus nih mana leh... jap jap mek nak story morry dari mula, nah?

It was a 4 days London flight. Me working in Business class upper deck on the Jumbo 747-400. So working kat upper deck, either one of the three crew working on upper deck ie either the chief steward, or the galley steward or the cabin stewardess has to serve the technical crew (the captain and his co-pilot). So on that very sad flight, mek jadik mangsa keadaan kena serve the tech crew sbb my chief said dia malas nak serve, my galley steward pun busy kat galley, habis, mek la mangsa seterusnye...

On ground in KL I was pretty much busy with on ground preps - and waktu masuk aircraft - the tech crew dah ade dalam cockpit so since kiteorang crew busy, we all decided nak jumpe techcrew, nak introduce lepas first service nanti. So oklah... cut things short - lepas first meal service ex KUL (it was supper service as we departed ex Kul to Lon malam) mek dah clearkan all the pinggan mangkuk periuk belanga semue dalam cabin businessclass upper deck dan setelah dgn takkk rela hati mengofferkan diri pi tolong main deck business class yang di handle oleh dua orang junior crew yang maha lembab, mek pun dah dapat green light dari my chief steward utk masuk cockpit, introduce, dan terus amik order supper untuk techcrew itiew...

So mek masuk jer cockpit, captain dinch ade sbb ke toilet - tinggalkan co-pilot itiew. Nama ape? Propah nama can ah? Emmm let me think - nama ape nak guna... erm... AHA! Azlan... ehehehe... So mek masuk cockpit, Azlan memang dah ade. Captain X jer ke toilet. How did I know their names before even bersesi introduksi? DUH! WE SIGN IN AT THE CREW MANAGEMENT BUILDING BEFORE GOIN' FOR FLIGHTS - so we know NAMA2 crew and also technical crew on that flight...duh? Ish... menyimpang lagik. Mek kena belajar tulis blog no pusing2 kiri kanan depan belakang lah, kan? Hmmmm So anyways, mek masuk, tgk jer Azlan ni, haiyoyoaroyopagaroyo!!!!! CAN DO YANG AMAT SANGAT!!!!!! Dia berjabat tangan dengan mek, haiyoh - cair sundel! So anyways, lepas dah intro, amik order, captain pun masuk balik, intro pulak dengan captain yang hodhoh dan mudhah dihadham itiew, mek kuar siapkan meals and what not, tibe2 ade call from cockpit to the galley. At that time, my galley steward and my chief dan went for the 1st rest period. Me take the 2nd rest period. So about the call, it was Azlan...

AZLAN:Dear - u tak yah bawak masuk my meal ke cockpit lah. You bring in captain's meal dulu. Lepas u clear, you chime I, let me know my meals dah ready, I gi makan kat galley aje lah, boleh?
HAIYOH!!! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE MEK SUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME:Ok jer...

So cut things short lagik, captain dah diserved, cleared the cockpit, pastu mek chimed Azlan guna interphone, cakap kat dia his meals dah ready. Within split seconds, munculla si Azlan yang so the very the lazatz in the world to the glory of the survivals u ols!!!

Walaupun dinch tinggi -apparently dia lebih bantut dari mek, walaupun putih *mek dinch suke guys lebih lebih putih fair and lovely - terasa mek tak cantik!* tapi dia tetap sweet dan can do! Eheeheheh. So we talked and apparently talked punye talked, captain sudah sound suruh dia masuk ganti dalam cockpit for awhile. captain nak rest. KATANYE LEPAS TU MEK DENGAN DIA BORAK DALAM INTERPHONE PULAK! I think he liked me! eheheheh...

So ok - al kisahnye habis lah flight 13 hours itiew. Sampai lah London. Dalam bus nak ke hotel pun did duduknext to me. We talked a lot ok! What about? Ade lah - kang mek citer, kata mek divert lagi dari cerita sexperience mek. To me, mek buat simpang selekoh sana sini just to add some flavour to my story. Tannak lah straight to the point terus...

So 3 days off in London was like, ahhh heaven! Me keluar dengan DIA aje - my set crew kalau ajak I keluar I said malas, walhal me keluar ngan Azlan itiew. Even gi jumpe my abang (my abang number dua dlm my family - dia tinggal kat London lah! Jgn ingat abang ape pulak) I bawak Azlan - and we had dinner I remembered... So, enough bercinta - now, comes the XXX part...

No it didn't happened the first two nights kiteorang kat London, although we did go out for clubbing and he danced behind me and I could feel his bulge kat his jeans... sedap ok. We danced and waktu dia nak say something, he would whisper kat my ears, aiyoh, sexy sundel!!! Mek feeling bercinta time itiew... nak balik clubbing ke, kuar gi shopping ke, mek mesti pegang tangan ala ala Mira Edora giitttiieww dengan Azlan.. romantic gile. Tapi sayang mek 5'10 1/2" dia 5'9", itu mek tak tahan... LOL!

So ok ok - malam last kitaorang kat London, we were kat Trafalgar Square - that's when we started talking all about our XXX experiences. Cam mana leh start pun mek dinch tau, tapi yang sedarnye, he said "I think we should finish off the conversation back at the hotel, what say you?" NYEH! TUNGGU LAGIK! MEK APE LAGIK! "Erm, lets..." Me nih SUSAH la nak be SOO close with any crew apatah lah TECH crew.

So - location - hotel room - my room. We were getting intimate with the 18sx punye citer... he was sitting kat sofa... I was on the bed *YER YER DAH READY DAH!* So pastu, erm... ok ok.. dialogue mode again yah...

ME:So... hmmm
AZLAN:So???
ME:Nothing lah
AZLAN:Sure?
ME:Tah - sure lah kot...
Then from the sofa dia came closer kat mek... muka dah betul2 depan muke mek...
AZLAN:SURE?
NYEH! FEEEELING DAH TIME TU OK!!! MEK MACAM "FUCK U! KISS ME QUICK!"
ME:Ermmm.. sort of...
TERUS MACAM DIA TAHU APE AKU KATA KAT OTAK AKU TERUS DIA CIUM MEK DENGAN SOOOOO SWEET AND TENDERLY - SO ROMANTIC DINCH GANAS GANAS OK!
AZLAN:Now, you sure you don't want anything?
OH GOD! I SO DO WANT YOU LAH ASSHOLE!!!!
ME:Well erm...
MEK STILL MAINTAIN MALU2 SUNDEL! SERIOUS MEK NAK TAPI MALU!!!!
AZLAN:Would it be easier if I erm, do this?
Nyeh - dari sweet and tender kiss, dia rakus cium romen leher mek and badan mek. Mek hanye mampu mengerang2 manje...
ME:Pls...
AZLAN:What?
ME:Pls... don't stop...
HEHEHEHE
AZLAN:Whatever you wish baby

Nyeh - dia layan mek, va vavooomm ok! VERY BERPANGLAMAN!!! Walaupun baru 28, mek time tu 25 kot... eh.. sorry.. 24! Ehehehe. Lidah dia, haiyoh! Curlast sangat! French kissing dia mek rase dia amik course kat France dulu kot? Jilat menjilat -haiyohyoh!!! Terketar mek ok! And then habis dia ratah badan mek, dia terbaring - YES! Time for me to sentengkan baju / lengan mek, dan sanggulkan rambut mek - ape lagik! TANPA BELAS KASIHAN mek bukak jer seluar dia... NO UNDERWEAR OK!!! No wonder lahhh seketullll aku tgk selalu! Ehehe. Mek dgn lahapnye tau tau la memblowkan 'adik' dia yang cukup user friendly itiew. Baru seminit mek blow dah tegang maha dasyat! So lepas tu - ermmmmmm - sorry - cencored sikit lah nah. Cukup mek cakap we had a great 1 1/2hours of sex... SAFE SEX nah!

Tapi kes lawaknye - balik dari LONDON to KUL - dua dua buat2 tak kenal. Walhal mek yang dapat working position, maintained, SANGGUP mintak tukar keje kat maindeck business class or first class - kononnye saje nak ubah angin. Ntah lah what went wrong. Maybe becoz lepas that night tu, dia tak cakap "thanks baby ke" or "It was great ke"... TERUS bangun pakai seluar and baju - terus kuar! Ape kes? Bangsat la namanye itiew!

So the whole set macam wondered... apasal aku ngan Azlan macam perang dingin. Ade jugak laser laser cakap mek dah curm (MAKAN) dia... and vice versa. Tapi kalau dilihat balik, mek hanya mangsa keadaan yang merelakan apa yang telah berlaku, kan kan kan?

Tapi waktu sampai KUL - as we were walking back from the terminal ke crew management building, dia rapat ngan mek - and berlaku lah dialogue sikit...

AZLAN:Eh,... you... hey... erm, I just wanted to say, thanks for last night - it was great...
ME:Like hello!? Kenape tak cakap like after 2 years from now?
AZLAN:Dear, pls... I, I sorry lah sbb I tak tahu nak kata apa time tu. U tahu lah kan, air dah keluar, perasaan menyesal pun timbul... I'm sorry.
Memang dia jantan sial kan? Ade pulak perasaan menyesal! Penat jer mek propar dari awal dia nih baik lah itu la ini la... ini lah DIA sebenarnye...
ME:Whateverlah Lan - bende dah lepas... Tak yah nak ungkit. Kita dah kat base dah. Lets just pretend none of this ever happened waktu kat London k?
AZLAN:Does that mean we cant be friends?

HONEY! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT! WE CANT! Heheheheheeh.. So ade lah mek terselisih dengan dia lagi couple of times kat airport tapi tak pernah fly together lagi. Mek pernah jumpe dia waktu set dia nightstopped in Melbourne and my set just arrived - dia punye set nak berambus balik. Pun mek tak tegur. Defarco lah *FUCK YOU dalam bahasa indah* ehehehehehee..

Tu jer lah kot experience mek jadik TECH CREW MEAL! EHEHEHEHEEH

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