Haaaaaaaaaa! Mek dah kembali nak mencalitkan lumpur kat muke mek dengan sexperiences mek di kota singa itiew, Singapore!!!
Yang ini bebetul mek ingat2 lupa sbb it happened waktu mek baru joined the airlines. Nak kata baru fly sangat2 tu, tak der lah baru sangat... I remembered it was during one of my local/domestic flights. So since mek memang buat local/domestic/regional flights for the first 1 1/2 years before naik buat widebodied fleets for international routes, so I'd consider it as, 'awal2 mule fly' lah citernye... hehehe. So this citer lahanat nih mesti dalam tahun 2000 kots...
Waktu tu I buat shuttle flight SIN (Meaning its like KL - Sin - KL - Sin - KL and finally back to Sin for nighstop) - it's a codeshare flight between Malaysia Airlines and Singapore Airlines
Penat wooo flight cam tu. Very kiasu flights penuh kiasus, kiasus Singaporean? ADDINCH! KIASSUUU MALAYSIANS FEELING SINGAPOREAN ade lah! Benci tau. It was a rushingh 50/55minutes coffeetea service, memang rushing. I remember I was working in Business class. Tapi memandangkan leading stewardess mek VERY efficient, mampu nih buat service refreshment GCC ( business class) sorang2 nih - dia suruh mek gi tolong the three oh-so-junior-crew kat EY (economy). Mek pun dgn berat hati pi lah tolong serve teacoffee itiew.
Mek kalau Kul - Sin shuttle flight, mek mengaku, memang malas ok nak keje EYCL - benci.
So dalam mek dok serve itiew, mek served this guy, smart looking guy - malay mek rase. Mek budget Malaysian kite la, ye ke tak? Ekekeke. Serve serve, nyeh, TAK SEMENA MENA nihhh main mata nih! No, not him, ME! Ehehe - me ala ala senyum manja sambil macam genyit2 mata - buat tabiat ke ape tah aku time tu. So tak per lah... as the usuals, mek lepas dah habis service, mek tolak la coffeetea carts tu ke galley kat belakang B737 yang kecik itiew yang mampu membawa 128 pax in EY dan 16 pax in GCC. So mek pun amik lah pen ngan postcard - No, dinch tulis apa apa - saje lalu kat cabin EY, kan one aisle jer kan. So apa lagik, catwalkarina lah mek. Sampai kat row 10D (it's an aisle seat) mek macam,
"Eh, sorry, Encik, you ke tadi ade mintak pen ngan postcards dari I? Ke siape tah?" Giittu! Very the dramarina mek sebagai pembuka bicara, kan??? Nyeh, TO MY SURPRISE, dia pi amik jugak pen ngan postcard itiew, mengiyakan bende yang tak betul pun. Hehehehehe. Very the teknik classic mek menjadik! Ehehehe
So mek went back to Business Class cabin mek, gossip kejaps dengan Leading mek sebelum mek cleared GCC cabin, for landing. Landed kat Sin, dia keluar cam tu jer dari aircraft katanye. WHERE'S YOUR NUMBER ASSHOLE!? JERK! Maki jer mek dalam hati time tu. Sentapnye!!! Free free dia dapat itiew pen ngan postcards yang tak seberapa itiew...
So on ground kat Singapore Changi, kiteorang transit for 45 minutes kot before the next flight back to KL. Waktu tu baru sector ke 3. Sector is like, erm, cam mana nak explain ek? 1 sex... eh... sex pulak... 1 sector is like KL to SIN. Itu satu sector. Then SIN back to KL, dah second sector. So when mek cakap 3rd sector tadik, mek dah dari KL ke SIN la. Ade tinggal lagik dua sector, balik KL and back to SIN before we ended our flight. So dalam pada tgh dok transit tu, mek dok buat on ground transit duties, mai lah terkedek2 sekor stewardess Cha-ya-nun-alif dari EY... catwalk hazab nih!
"You you, tadik itu olang ada itu pass lumber ini pada you... lia pesan suluh kasi sama you.." Eehehe - very Cina bukit kan cara mek propah? Eheheheehehe
So cut cut cut story short -the note yang ade contact number and a msgnye SEINGAT2 mek lah it was something like this...
Hi. Just a simple note here, with my |
So potong sana potong sini citer, tibalah mek habis flight dan dah dalam bus nak gi hotel. Waktu itiew crew MAS duduk itiew Orchard Hotel Singapore - very cantiques sundel hotel itiew, dah dekat sangat dengan Orchard Road - the shoppers paradise.
So anyways, dalam shuttle bus tu mek dah nak call - tapi memandangkan batt kong, mek kena jugak tunggu masuk bilik, charge phone itiew. Sesampai ke bilik mek, serebahnye mek atas katil empuk itiew, mek terus mendial number yang telah diberikan...
And so we talked and talked and finally he asked me out - SEMPAT LAH DIA MENGHABISKAN BILL AKU! Sial je! It was a Friday night and Friday nights kat sana pun happening jugak. Sah sah HRC Singapore dah dekat sangat dahhhh dengan hotel kiteorang. So details about Zack? Aiyoh - mek ingat2 lupe lah sundelz. Mek make believe kejaps, can ah? Ehehehe... No lah - seingat aku lah kan, si Zack ini, Malay *ish, isn't that obvious?* ehehe. So he was somewhere in his late 20s, local Singaporean Malay, mother org JB kot tak silaps mek. Tall, around 177cm? Yer yer - mek masih kekal juara ketinggian gittu.. ekeke. Ala ala dinch kurus, he's somewhat, more to love? Ala ala cub cub la not chubs eh... comel2 la gittu. But with his height, tak nampak sangat. Pakai specs. Kulit ala ala putih gittu2 la. Ha... itu la seingat2 mek.
So dia pun malam itiew bawak lah mek kuar gi HRC Singapore - ok lah that place, not that bad.
YER!!, mek dinch dragonrina ok! Very the light2 miyami selapis and also berpakaian ala ala semi-dragon... top ketats very the, and jeans three quater ala ala womanz sangat. Sandals???? Dinch! Mek ala ala pakai sport shoes woman tennis player itiew - very the sporty woman ala ala pengkids berjaya. Eheheeh. So keluar ngan dia - dia kenalkan dengan geng2 dia. HANJENG jer! SEMUE HAZAB! Mau jantan mau betina - geng2 dia HAZAB SEKALS! Minum malam itiew, jgn tanye lah. Mek ala ala mementenkan diri as perempuan kampung berorange juice sahaj ok! Tapi mek noticed Zack minum sikit *mesti dalam otak dia ala ala dah ready nak fuckerina mek - so dinch mau minum takut mek reject*
CUT STORY SHORT! Haiyoh - bab intro aje dah panjang. Harus BBee dan Amira A maki hamun mek sbb punye lah panjang nak get to the sexperience points.. heheheh
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
3 comments:
nyeh, not "migrain my ASS" la sundels... you should've said: yeah right, the migrain was right there UP my ass...
hehe mek suka lah!
tau pun intro panjang berjela.... letih ni tunggu .... len kali isi isi penting dulu, pastu penutup baru intro.... boley ?
nanti kan, kat blog mak, mak nak tulis pepanjang... 99%, pas tu baru 1 % ending tu sexciting... boleh??? ekekekeke
LeeZ
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