The Star - March 11th, 2005
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-->4: Student makes the nation proud
Yadey yadey yadey! I remembered waktu I went and collect my SPM results way back in 96; Tak dernye masuk paper? Hmm... sentaps! On this page ade lah gambar2 students senorot nih gi amik results SPM yesterday. Highlights were Nur Amalina Che Bakri who scored the impressive 17A's sundel! And she is claimed as Malaysia's Top Student! Haiyoh! Itu results ke ape itiew? And then there's anak DJ DAVE, itiew Davina Farhana Dave Irwin Shah - nyeh, muatkan nama dia dalam answer sheets? Hmmm- tak per. Dia dia kucup manja di dahi oleh ayahnye, DJ DAVE, WHO!? Ehehehehe - she got 5As and dapat 11 aggregate. Duh!?! I got 13 tak bising pon!? And then the very the menyentuh kalbu one would be about Khairil Anwar Masri, in tears ok as he went and collect his SPM results in Kuching. He was born with spasticity in his legs, obtained 9 1A's and 1 2As. Nyeh - see, disabled people can achieve good results. Why some of us , anak2 muda sekarang very the leka?
-->6: Partners In Grooming Talents
So it seems 11 local designers will team up with The Star for the KL FASHION WEEK 2005. Hmmm,... how come I wasn't invited to do the catwalk thingie? *MISS G DON'T SAY ANYTHING. DON'T THINK ANYTHING!*
-->6: Man found hanged in temple
Yes so it's another suicide scene, or so it seems. 52yo S. Senthilnathan was found hanged in a room at the Sri Marathandavar Temple in MARAN yesterday. He was last seen eating roti canai with his friends. Nih mesti kes, erm, tannak sebut lah!
-->14: MB- sexy dress a cause of crime
Yer ke? Haiyoh!!! Kelantan nih kan takkkkkkkkkkkkkkk habis2! Yesterday pasal diaorang on the verge nak implement dress-codes for women working in KB. Today buat statement pakai baju sexy2 pun is a source for criminal? Ape itiew? Habis yang selama nih woman in BAJU KURUNG also kena rogol, HOW? Answer that lah! Mek makin hari makin pening la ngan Gomen KBR nih. Ade ajoooo usul itiew usul ini. No offence to all yang from KBR, memang mek mengaku, shuben2 *shuben means MEN* from KBR memang jurz2 ok! *jurz - Gorgeous* Hehehee... Tapi still.. dulu kes pompuan tak leh keje in KBR, pastu usul itu ini, now dress codes pulak? Lepas nih why not diaorang buat usul 'HOW WOMEN SHOULD DRIVE A CAR or DRESSING CODE FOR WOMEN TO GOOOOOOOOO SHOPPING!' Haiyoh sentaps ok! I remembered waktu mek nighstop in KBR last time - nyeh, mek gi pasar Siti Khadijah itiew utk beli breakfast - I was wearing a TIGHT top ngan jeans jer, and so happens kuku mek panjang SIKIT - nyeh, MAK CIK JUAL NASI DAGANG ITIEW DINCH MAU LAYAN MEK OK! Haiyoh! Sentap!
-->16: Maid dies after saving a woman
Kes macam nih - Tuhan the almight jer yang dapat balas budi, serta jasa Maid itiew... citernye, a 26yo Indon maid, duduk dalam one shophouse with the employer's 60 yo mother in law. When the shophouse caught fire, she brought the poor ulfortunate 60yo soul itiew keluar and bangangly went back masuk nak save some of her bebarangs ok!!! AHA!! That's when dia terperangkap sundel! The tragic insiden berlaku kira2 jam 4.15am. Sedeh... Al fatihah to DEWI YULIANA... kesian...
-->18: Fake discs with valid holograms
PENANG - and so they captured satu group yang dok buat keje haram - fake disc with VALID Holograms... hmmm... sedeh kan? Dulu disc with non-valid holograms. Now dah valid pun still kena? EHEHEHEHEHE... Anyways, this org2 berkuatkuasa kena check kat badan PEREMPUAN also now, nak check FAKE ke idak! So lepas nih pompuan yang ingat ade VALID HOLOGRAMS (TETEQUES, PUKS and REAL HAIR) jgn sangka tak der yang leh ade yang FAKE! Kan Miss G!?!?!?
-->20: Audition for MALAYSIAN IDOL 2 next month!
The heading speaks for itself. Venues:-
-STC KUCHING, April 9th and 10th
-EDEN HOTEL JB, April 16th and 17th
-PENANG INTERNATIONAL SPORTS ARENA, April 23rd and 24th
-KL, May 6th and 7th
ps- ade pic showing last years MI for contract signing ape tah - ade gambar SAIFUL - Aiyoh!!!!!!!! SO ADIK2 OK! No wonderlah Roslan suke gile! EHEHEH
-->21: VISAS in just one day???
Setan gondol! Dulu time I nak buat US VISA waktu requirement for MAS, sah sah seminggu lepas. Cimpeng tui lah!!! Sentap!
-->22: ROTAN, JAILED FOR JOBLESS MAN WHO RAPED INDON!
Nyeh- Mohd Fairos, 23 itiew, in Penang - CAN DO SUNDEL! Kalau mek lah, I wouldn't file the case. Kesian dia nyeh. 6 years jail, whipped twice, kerana merogol Indon girl 25, kat some bushes by the seaside. Nyeh, sentap ok! CUTE sundel!
-->27: PENANGITES Use too much water - Hmmmm
Is it!? I wonder why!!? Hmmmmmmmm
-->27:11 live bombs found near riverbank
And it's in Sungai Petani, MISS G! DAH DEKAT DAH DENGAN GURUN ITIEW!!! The eleven bombs were said to date back way to World War II.
World Page:
-->32: Accuser- I watched sexually explicit images with singer
As much as I hate MJ, tapikan, kesian jugak dia. Nyeh - mek rase those kids WERE FORCED to lie la. Ini kan dunia LAW! Ever watched The Practice? AHA! Semuenye kes nak bohong to win the case! Where's the truth!? Wei - pokok tak bergoyang kalau tak der angin. Those kids could have said, NO to watch all that. WHY WAIT after 2 years baru nak MENGAKU!? Duh!? Nyeh - kalau la mek jadik lawyer, siap lah budak2 itiew mek hentam!
-->35: Airport Security jokers face big fines
So beringat2 lah jika nak buat spastic jokes dalam flight pasal ade bombs ke, or airport ade orang nak attack ke? Or a 747-400 is about to crash kat terminal ke - better be careful. In Sydney, Aussie, Australian airline pax who jokes about all these, akan dikenakan fine of RM16,500 (AUSD$5,500) Haiyoh! Kes naya sundel!!!
Star Metro page:
-->1 to 6: All about SPM and STPM results glory! Duh!? You guys still have a long way to go lar! Haiyoh! Spm and STPM is just like, biase aje. Hmmmm....
STAR SPECIAL:
-->All about itu game called FOOTBALL! Ewww!!!
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Other interesting news for the day...
-->BOH CAMERONIAN ARTS AWARDS
-->THE BULI returns
-->AIM 2005
-->WHO WILL BE THE KICKSTART CHAMP?
-->THE SOUND OF MUSIC IN MALAYSIA?
Regards
ME! Eheheheehe
Nurlea
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