Saturday, March 12, 2005

Another hot Saturday afternoon... ANOTHER HOT STORY!!!

Dearest blog readers...

*SIGH* Me just got back from Penang. Baru lepas lunch u ols... huh? How was the trip?? Ok la... so so I'd say. Nothing fancy. Me gerak keluar around 6.50am, lepas subuh semua segala mala. Sebelum keluar Miss G dah called pepagi bute, sbb dia on the way nak ke KLIA katanye dengan KB *KAWAN BAIK* dia, nak ke Singapore - tgk2 sponsor/dress/make up utk upcoming Miss World Universe. Ha ah, dia masuk u ols! Ehehe. So anyways, back to my Penang trip. Drive slowly la kan, truck abang2 tentera dua kali passed me... aiyoh! MERIAH! And then drive2, nyanyi2, feeling2, then decided nak naik ferry lah nak ke island itiew. So naik lah ferry. Lama gile I tak naik ferry itiew. I think my lassssssst trip ke Penang naik ferry was... hmmm... 7 or 8 years ago? Nothing so menarik lah just seronok lah keluar duduk kat depan ferry tu, feeling2 Titanic... ehehehe... snapped some nice photos kat my camera-phone. Nanti mek uploadkan picsnye itiew. Then mek sampai kat Northam Towers just somewhere near Gurney Drive, just nice at 9am. Mek had a lite breakfy, pastu jumpe client mek. Discussed some stuffs. Habis around 10.30am. Terus blah - motif? Sbb client mek dinch can do u ols! Mek terus feeling2 pusing2 kat Penang/ Georgetown itiew.

Lepas dah puas keliling pulau - tgk2 jam dah 11.15am, and matahari dah mule terpancar2 gittiew. So dari mek feeling2 mengantuk, I thought I might as well berambus balik jer. So al kaedahnye waktu on the way balik itiew, THAT'S IT! Balik naik ferry jugak. Parked next to my car was this cuttttttttttttttttteeeee chicken!!! (Anak ikan lah!) - dia, I think with his parents kot. Dia yang drive. Pastu mek ala ala feeling2 nak pose2 outside again, and YEZZZAAA dia ikut keluar katanye. Pastu mek catwalk sana sini gi tempat2 jauh dari pemandangan parentsnye. Dia IKUT katenyeeeeeeeeeee!!! Ehehehe. Dia dah pose berdiri lagak macho dia sebelah mek, mek yang tangkap lentok ini telah memulakan bicara...

ME:Jalan2 dengan family ke?
HIM:Ha ah - tiga hari kat sini. Dari Khamis lagi. Hari ni nak ke Alor Star pulak
Haiyoh yooohh amma appaa!! ALOR STAR KE!?!?!?! LAZAAATTSSSS!!!
ME:Yer ke? Awak nih dari mana asalnye?
HIM:Kite orang sekeluarga dari Sungai Petani je. Saja pusing2 Penang dan Alor Star, nak melawat saudara
ME: Oh ye ke. Berapa lama kat Alor Star?
HIM:Tak lama. Satu malam je
SATU MALAM!?!?!? DINCH LEH LEPASKAN PELUANG ITIEW!!!!!
ME:Oh ok.
DIA KASIK NAME CARD KATANYE!!!! Mek pun tgk lah namecard dia... nama Muhammad Iskandar Fitri - sedap nama dia sundel! Jawatan; Marketing Exec katanye... in SP of course.
ME:Thanks - nih card saya...
NYEH! DIA SENYUM SAMPAI KE TELINGA AKU DAPAT NUMBER/NAME CARD AKU! SUKE LAH ITIEW???
HIM:Bile boleh jumpa? Malam nih?
AIYOH! DIA GERAK PANTAS DULU KATANYE!!!!
ME:Malam nih lewat sikit boleh tak? Sbb I ade kenduri kawin malam nih...
HIM:Tak kisah. Call la pe pe pun.

Funny - waktu on the way to the island from the mainland tadi pagi aku rase lama sangat atas ferry itiew. Tibe2 just now, very der u ols! Cepat sekals!!! Sentaps! -TOBECONTINUED - 2.45pm

CONTINUED - 5.45pm

So al kisahnye juz nowz mek very the penatz onez... so mek ala ala tidur dulu. Waktu mek type yang first half tadik itiew like mek baru jer sampai balik umah, mek siap belik lunch tapau bawak balik, granny's not at home gi makan kenduri katanye dengan my uncle. Just my pathetic cousin jer ade ha. So lepas mek makan lunch itiew, smoke ciggie sebats, dan dah melabur, mak ala ala bohsan tadik dan nak menghabiskan sisa2 bateri, so mek typed jer la entry itiew. Tapi whattodo? Bateri kaput separut jalan sundel. So nih just got up, dah freshen-up semua dah, solat asar, Yassin ke, hmm.. ke-5 ker... ke, ke-6? Hmmm... whichever. So mek sambung la kejap entry nih. Sikit jer lagik pun dah nak 'Sawdaqallahul'azim' dah pon.

Lepas itiew, lepas the kes ferry sudah sampai ke mainland itiew... kami pun berambus lah. Dia punye kereta Waja itiew tak der lah jauh diblakang sangat dari Kenari Aerosport Merah Merong Maha Pondan itiew. Tapi mak kan ala ala minah rempitz persis pelesits... so mek left him behind lah kan. Tau tau tutt tutt... tutt tutt - standard tone, msg incoming - NYEH! DIA SEND MSG KATANYE!!!!!

"Saya bebetul kalau boleh nak jumpe awak malam nih - tak puas tadi atas ferry borak ngan awak. Call la saya lepas awak dah habis function awak malam ni. Bye - IS"

Nyeh! Tak ke mak terkinja2 dlm kereta peti sejuk warna merah bergerak itiew??? Org dlm kereta sebelah2 dan yang mek passed semue ingat either:
A: MEK DAH GILE
B: MEK MEMANG GILER

So mek pun al kaedahnye drive tersenyum2 sampai Toll A/S Utara. Mek balas ke idak msg itiew? Ade lah ade lah itieewwwww sessi berbalas sms... ehehehehe

So updates nye kena la tunggu malam nih. Ini macam ala ala kalah telenovela CD kat blogdrive dia! Ehehehehehe. Nanti malam mek citerkan hal malam ini dalam bentuk telenovela, nah?

Now mek nak kena pegi ke tempat mek amik my tarts - and do some delivery. Balik amik my laundry - and then ade nak kena iron my baju baru belik semalam sundel! Mek belik khas utk kenduri kawin ala ala grand di AOR ini - ala kenduri Datuk Bandaraya itiew lah. Ehehehe. Dan lepas function itiew? Ape kes? Tungguuu....

Wasalam

Nurlea L Lai Lee Abdullah

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