Auckland pulak!!!

Dearest all blog readers and friends also...

Yer tuan tuan dan puan puan dan bapok2 dan ponen2 semesta! *Kalau terasa, sorry ek! This entry mek akan kuat carutz dan laserina - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED YA!* Hehehe - mampos!

Ok ok - so this entry, about Auckland. What happened kat sauna kat AMS itiew? Hmmm - sendili lu mau ingat ah ek? Hehehe. Now this is a story about my 4 days in AKL (Auckland) - Ini memang kes ala ala citer Haliza Misbun itiew, ape? CINDERELLA tah ape tah - ala ala gittiew lah. It wasn't my first time in AKL - time bende nih jadik, AKL tu dah macam my backyard dah - macam second home dah gittiiew. And mek memang suke AKL - very, suke lah!

Bende nih berlaku dari dalam flight lagi, ex KUL. I was serving FRCL (First class) tapi memandangkan pax nan-ado, mek gatai kelentit itiew gi tolong EYCL ( Economy class). So mek tolong punye tolong punye tolong buat meal service (waktu itiew baru first meal service) - mek came to a row of cute cute ohhhh so cute malay hunks! Eh, hunks ke? Boys lah kot. Mek kan very the va vav gedeboom patah riuk dalam flight - so mek served yang sorang nih. Dia asyik paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandang jer. So tak pa lah. Nothingmuch happened pun for the rest of the flight. Waktu dah landed kat AKL - mek dah siap satu postcard, mek siap tulis number Maxis mek (nak kena sebut Maxis - roaming maaaa), mek kasik satu perenggan hujah "U-LOOKED-FAMILIAR" shit and also "I-NAK-BERKENALAN-DENGAN-U" stuffs lah kan, and mek kasik tempat hotel mek duduk sbb mek tulis "SINCE I DAPAT TAHU U STUDENT KAT AKL, MESTI U TAHU BANYAK TEMPAT2 MENARIK KAT AKL- BAWAK LAH I JALAN2" Ehehehehe. Mana mak tahu dia student? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaade lah itiew!!! We crew, usually, 'know it all'... ehehehehe. Tapi at the end of the msg, mek also letak "TAPI KALAU U 'TAK INTERESTED' - JUST ABAIKAN THIS NOTE - THROW IT AWAY PUN BAGUS JUGAK"... Ehehehehe.

So waktu pax disembarking, mek sanggup lari dari FRCL main exit itiew, mek gi ke GCCL(Business Class)/EYCL punye main door - mek terpacak kat sitiew sebelah mek punye chief. My chief stewardess dah tahu citer, siap bisik suruh tarik mamat itiew ke tepi instead of just pass the note - very tak professional katanye. So bile mek nampak dia, mek dah duduk tepi2 exit bertentangan... funny, mek pun nampak dia makin slow dan macam resah gelisah. ALKISAH RUPENYE DIA PUNNNNNNNNNN ADE SIAPKAN NOTE! Very pertukaran bebas! Ehehehe... Mek passed my postcard to him, he passed a postcard to mek! *SEE- mane lah tak habis aircraft amenities- asyik guna as medium nak passkan number phone berteraskan motif dan konsep "ku-mau-cik-nek-miew-malam ini"... kan? Ekekeekek.

Nama dia - Azri!!! Aged 21, very can do my taste lah - 178cm kot ala ala tinggi mek, WITHOUT HEELS of course, ade goatee, tak wellbuild pun, ala ala kering jugak... tapi cute tu yang mek tak tahan itiew...

So since dia suruh aku call dia, aku pulak suruh dia call aku,.. I was thinkin' kalau aku tak call dia, buat nye dia memang dok tunggu aku call dia, ha.. sia sia jer 4 hari aku kat AKL. So dlm bus heading to THE HERITAGE AKL, mek dah tgh nak dial dah number dia when he called,... YES! Selamat duit mek! Walaupun terpaksa bayar sbb incoming call roaming tau tau jer lah kan... tapi ia tidak semahal mek call out - suke nye! So we talked and what not - katanye nak jumpe malam itiew sbb we arrived morning so kasik chan la dia balik rest ngan mek pun nak cuci itiew ini lagik, kan?

So I slept - and woke up, mandi, siap2, letak krayolan siket, miyami selapis - ehehehe vooom! VOMANZ! Ekekek. Dia sampai2 jer, aiyoh! Cute sundel. Turtle neck, jeans lusuh - snow cap yang mcm serkup kepala KITE pompuan pakai waktu solat itiew... ekeke.. ngan RayBan kots... memang class. So we went out dulu for dinner. Dia ade kereta sundelll! Mek suke! Walaupun keretanye hanye lah sekadar kereta wagon, tapi mek suke sbb at least mek pancing yang vetulll!! So we went out for dinner somewhere kat Wyndam St, somewhere there lah ade macam food court where got Malaysian food, Chinese food - selalu crew pun gi makan sitiew jugak. DAN MEK LUPE!! Sampai2 jer sitiew, mek punye set ade - SEDEH! VERY PECAH LOBANG! So what to do. Makan jer la. Lepas makan, dia bawak mek gi clubbing kat this one mixed crowd club - ade gay ade straight ade lesbo. Tapi sebelum tu sah sah la balik bilik dulu and salin baju. Dia katanye dah ade spare baju dalam kereta nye! MACAM DAH PLANNING MAU F*CKERINA MEK JER MALAM ITIEW? Hmmmmm... waktu tgh getting ready nak gi clubbing itiew, sembang2 lah. Memang sweet budaknye. Budak Shah Alam - student kat sitiew. Ah! Itiew tidak penting. Yang penting what happened kat club and also kat bilik mek selepas itiew.

So at Flesh Nightclub itiew, we danced, watched drag shows, danced, minum REDBULL -hehehe. Pastu as we danced, nyeh - mek SURE dia straight ok - tapi bile dia menari, haiyoh, dah macam gayboy. Bukannye gayboy patah, gayboy str8ing lah sbb dia keras memang la keras, manly, cuma cara dia menari ngan mek, LANGSUNG TAK KEKOK ok! So membuatkan mek tanye dia "You nih ape ek, Bi ke? Gay ke? Straight ke?" - Nyeh - dia tak jawab... pulled me closer, kissed me pastu baru jawab "Bi"

NYEH MEK DAH JATUH CINTA KAT AUCKLAND PULAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lama gak we danced saling berganti kissing - peluk jgn tanye la. Mek memang dah feeling woman dah walaupun dinch dragonrina. So lepas dah berpeluk cium segala mala - balik hotel. Ahah!!!! TAU TAU AJE LAH WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!?!?!?

Nyeh - dia memang terra main. Walaupun agak kekok bab ciktuts, tapi memandangan perasaan ingin tahu dan rase nikman bontotz mek, terus dia go on. Memang tak senak u ols. Tatkala panjang 7 lebih kot tapi tak tebal - so smooth la perjalanan ala ala dengan Shell Power... ekekeke. Mujur tak tebal. Kalau tebal, THAT'S IT! Dah la 7" long, thick? Haiyoh - confirm mek balik dengan wheelchair!! HAHAHAHAHA.

Mek suke sbb dia best mengerang "Ohh yeahh yeahh oh shit fuck" Haiyoh! SEMUE KELUAR OK! Mek ala ala teruja sendirian sambil getip bibir. Macam2 style keluar ok. Berdiri, doggy, sideways - u name it baby! Tapi the BEST part was waktu dia nak cumm after 45minutes gagah berjuang - haiyoh... with him standing and me duduk depan cik nek dia, haiyoh - berdassss dasss dia tembak - ade kena rambut mek, mata mek... pedih sundel! Tapi the best part was, the cumm was somewhere terbabas sikit dari bibir kiew, dia sanggup KISSS dia punye cecair itiew so that kena my lips and his lips during the time we kiss! Haiyoh!!!!! Pastinye mek ala ala lemah dalam kissing itiew...

So yes, he spend the night with me sampai lah hari mek depart balik. The next few days tu tak der pe pe sangat. Dia bawak mek jalan2 around AKL - shopping - jalan2 ke bukit ape tah. Memang cantik tempat tu. Ade lah amik gambar sikit. Mana? Ceh! Mana leh tunjuk! Nanti pecah lobang muke mek! Eheheh - nanti mak try edit pic dia ajo, ok? :)

Sex part however, malam ke berape ntah- something funny happened. He was curious about getting, erm, di erm, cik tut! Haiyoh! PUCUK DICITA ULAM MENDATANG! Mek ala ala memang menantikan saat2 indah itiew. Senorot ok! Tapi in one position jer lah. Yes, dia ontop mek. Mek blushed sundel - dia yang cakap "Kenape, segan?" I said no la kan tapi macam.. me facing him while he's on top of me ridingme, aiyoh! SEGAN BETUL LAH! Oh did I mention that he gives a good head also? Mek ade tanye dia - first time ker... he said yeah. TIPU! Macam pernah buat jer! Tapi mek tannak gaduh pun ngan dia - so iyer kan ajo lah! HEHEHEH

Aiyoh entry ini memang buatkan aku nampak macam betina bangsat, ponen durjana alam, KAN!? SEDEH LAH! Eheheh - Comments pls! Eehehehe

Sincerely yours,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah